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Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by ceebz » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:41 am

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Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by ceebz » Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:42 am

Rambizzle wrote:bro do you even misk? link to profile for reps
gonna let me clap dem cheekz?

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Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by Rambizzle » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:59 am

bro do you even misk? link to profile for reps

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by milo » Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:10 pm

clap dem cheekz

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by james- » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:35 pm

LOL bitch is open to the idea of it all.

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by ceebz » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:35 pm

sevEN wrote:rofl bb.com ftw
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Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by sevEN » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:23 pm

rofl bb.com ftw

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by avenger » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:23 pm

Sears wrote:
-blrsm wrote:ctrl + mhweeldown
Who uses an iphone with a mouse and keyboard??
everybody who's cool man. you are cool aren't you?

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by Sears » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:05 pm

-blrsm wrote:ctrl + mhweeldown
Who uses an iphone with a mouse and keyboard??

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by -blrsm » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:03 pm

ctrl + mhweeldown

Re: Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by rehpyc » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:27 am

aren't there any settings to change the size of the ridiculously large text so it doesn't take tons of scrolling to follow a conversation on the iphone?

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by avenger » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:50 pm

Sears wrote:It's like you have a contest with yourself to find the lamest shit in the world to post on 1911.

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by james- » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:21 pm

I miss todo, flax, and buddylee

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by aLpha.cn-[tang] » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:36 pm

Sigh. Forums haven't been exciting since the original GotFrag Battalion.

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by `NG » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:19 pm

Ceebz has discovered /b/

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by Sears » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:34 pm

It's like you have a contest with yourself to find the lamest shit in the world to post on 1911.

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

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Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by hypnotik_ » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:28 pm

mexicant wrote:I call bullshit!

Re: Most embarrassing thing (losing V) + she finished me

by mexicant » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:22 pm

I call bullshit!

Most embarrassing thing + she finished me

by ceebz » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:12 pm

First of all I just want to say how embarrassing this was and how I never want anyone to know about this, nobody knows me on here so it's fine and I don't have any pics of myself. I certainly won't be posting any pics of her because then you could easily find me (if you found her first). But I do have pics of the conversation.

Yesterday I was hanging out with my girlfriend (ex now), we went bowling and then went to a pizza restaurant. It really was a great day, everything just felt so right and we were getting on so well. So it got to around 7PM when we were finishing eating and she asked if she could come back to my house. I just played it cool and said sure, but on the way home she went into a shop and told me to wait outside. I could see through the glass that she had bought something from behind the till. I just knew she was buying condoms and wanted to do something at my house. So all the way home I was feeling kind of nervous but not showing it, I'd never done anything with a girl before. So when we got home my dad was downstairs watching sports with a beer and I knew it was safe to do whatever without the chances of him coming upstairs.

So we walked upstairs and it just felt like a weird dream, I couldn't believe this was actually happening. We went into my room and she just smiled at me and started hugging me. Before I knew it we were lying on the bed and she was grinding on me, so we were dry humping along before she started removing her shirt, then her shorts etc. She pulled the condoms out of her bag and smiled, she opened it and pulled it out, then she pulled down my boxer briefs and started to roll it on. But it was at this point when I was so turned on after she'd been dry humping me for the last 10 mins that I could feel myself wanting to blow my load. It seemed like the longest 5 seconds in my life but I couldn't stop myself any longer, I started jizzing while the condom was half on me and she just looked at me in disbelief, while this was happening I suddenly let out a couple of farts, not on purpose they just came out from nowhere and I couldn't help it. Now she was just like wtf and had a face of disgust. I honestly have never been so embarrassed in my whole life. She asked what the hell was that and I apologised but she just stopped talking to me and put her clothes on, grabbed her stuff then left.

Here is the conversation I started today when I had finally mustered up enough courage to contact her.

You will be the only people that I ever share this with and I am just gonna put it all behind me and forget it ever happened.

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