by mg_ » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:27 pm
Apparently, Mizzou students made a quirky rap video that is being blasted all over regional media and national sports blogs.
Here:
[youtube]vMfqosdDbY[/youtube]
Apparently
EDSBS had this to add:
"THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/30/2012
Img_0172_tiny by Spencer Hall on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 AM EST
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CRATE. CRAAAAAATE. YOU GET IN THAT CRATE RIGHT NOW, MIZZOU.
It's hard to determine exactly where this goes wrong: three seconds in, or seven, or perhaps immediately. We do know when it completely loses all hope, points the nose toward the ground, and then hits full throttle on all engines to make the impact with the ground conclusive and final. That would be the moment the chorus comes in, autotuned to a pulp and sung by a bleaty tenor, and very consciously pronounces "Bustin'" as "Bussin'." That's when this dies: the rest is simply the hair and fingernails growing on a corpse SEC fans will happily drag out to mock their new rivals time and time again this fall.
P.S. We don't care about basketball. You should learn this. Only Kentucky and Vanderbilt care about basketball, and the rest of the conference regards them as downright weird for this. (Via Leila Rahimi.)"
Apparently, Mizzou students made a quirky rap video that is being blasted all over regional media and national sports blogs.
Here:
[youtube]vMfqosdDbY[/youtube]
Apparently [url=http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2757953/the-curious-index-1-30-2012]EDSBS[/url] had this to add:
"THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/30/2012
Img_0172_tiny by Spencer Hall on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 AM EST
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970 comments
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CRATE. CRAAAAAATE. YOU GET IN THAT CRATE RIGHT NOW, MIZZOU.
It's hard to determine exactly where this goes wrong: three seconds in, or seven, or perhaps immediately. We do know when it completely loses all hope, points the nose toward the ground, and then hits full throttle on all engines to make the impact with the ground conclusive and final. That would be the moment the chorus comes in, autotuned to a pulp and sung by a bleaty tenor, and very consciously pronounces "Bustin'" as "Bussin'." That's when this dies: the rest is simply the hair and fingernails growing on a corpse SEC fans will happily drag out to mock their new rivals time and time again this fall.
P.S. We don't care about basketball. You should learn this. Only Kentucky and Vanderbilt care about basketball, and the rest of the conference regards them as downright weird for this. (Via Leila Rahimi.)"