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by **Cage** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:51 am

Reading this thread made me play skyrim for 20 minutes, then I remembered why I got tired of the game.

by **Airnick15** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:01 pm

Oh and blood dragons are a pain in the A for me.

by **Airnick15** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 7:01 pm

My own Skyrim adventure made me think of this thread. I put off my own epic journey for awhile, but have been playing the last 2 weeks and got my Breton mage to level 22. Going with a pure mage build, which has been decently fun so far. I let my flame guy do some damage and tank, and I just burn shit. Things are getting a little harder now, so maybe it is time to take a closer look at defensive spells and the like. I've spent hours just doing sidequests instead of the main ones, although I've just starting up the Mage college quests.

by **k4b00m** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:25 pm

by **mogers** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:25 pm

by **stealthlol** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:16 pm

lol wat?

by **mogers** » Wed May 30, 2012 5:04 am

I can't thank you enough for making those Gifs Kevin. You sir are TRULY, a friend. Get that lousy fiance of yours to let you watch the X-Files.

by **stealthlol** » Tue May 29, 2012 8:07 pm

Dear Matthew of Rogerstown,

I came out of my hole today, but the rain forced me back inside. I had nothing to do but throw a dance for the beasts inside. I wish you would have come, a good friend was dying to meet you. He had quite a good time:

I hope you will think twice before leaving me alone in a damp cave again. That is, if I even invite you next time.

Oh, who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you. Come here, bud.

X's and O's,

Kevin of Gardnerville.

by **t`RavE** » Sun May 27, 2012 6:19 am

stealthlol wrote:Matthew "LoLgers" Rogers,

I write to you today, shivering to the bone in the cold, mountain regions of some region beginning with a W. I built myself a fire in an attempt to defeat this chill that persists. I can slay dragons, but a bit of snow will stop me in my tracks. Who knew? I find myself walking a lot lately. And walking. And walking. If I end up outside of Mordor, I will not be surprised. But I've heard of a wonderful place that will teach me the intricacies needed to survive as a magic-man. I suppose my journey started when I found myself running in fear of a saber cat. I can shoot fucking fire out of my hands, and this cat has me running and jumping up mountains?

I think it will be a few more days before I find my way out of this cavernous place. There are plenty of fire pits, lots of skeevers to eat, and the occasional skeleton in a hanging cage. Hell, if that body had enough time to rot to the bone, I'm going to guess this is the road less traveled by and that will make all the difference.

Enjoy your barbecues and outings. I'll be here thinking of my long lost friend. I hope to see you again soon.

Kevin "LoLgers" Gardner

by **stealthlol** » Sat May 26, 2012 8:06 pm

Matthew "LoLgers" Rogers,

I write to you today, shivering to the bone in the cold, mountain regions of some region beginning with a W. I built myself a fire in an attempt to defeat this chill that persists. I can slay dragons, but a bit of snow will stop me in my tracks. Who knew? I find myself walking a lot lately. And walking. And walking. If I end up outside of Mordor, I will not be surprised. But I've heard of a wonderful place that will teach me the intricacies needed to survive as a magic-man. I suppose my journey started when I found myself running in fear of a saber cat. I can shoot fucking fire out of my hands, and this cat has me running and jumping up mountains?

I think it will be a few more days before I find my way out of this cavernous place. There are plenty of fire pits, lots of skeevers to eat, and the occasional skeleton in a hanging cage. Hell, if that body had enough time to rot to the bone, I'm going to guess this is the road less traveled by and that will make all the difference.

Enjoy your barbecues and outings. I'll be here thinking of my long lost friend. I hope to see you again soon.

Kevin "LoLgers" Gardner

by **`NG** » Tue May 22, 2012 9:11 pm

This is the best thing on the whole internet.

by **Rambizzle** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:38 pm

by **cassinoroyale** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:26 pm

THREAD IS BACK!

WINNERS WIN

by **stealthlol** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:23 pm

by **mogers** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:20 pm

I think this idea is:

by **stealthlol** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:13 pm

by **mogers** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:00 pm

stealthlol wrote:My dearest companion,

Has it been days since we've talked? Weeks? The days blend together now. Nothing stands out anymore. Colors are less vibrant and emotions less intense. Where is the meaning in this thing they call life?! I have longed for a reunion. Longed to see your words and feel your pain or joy or TRIUMPH. I extend an offer, one that you may take or leave--I will judge not. My time left in this world is limited, and I intend to use every second living to the fullest. I implore you to join me and live with me and give ourselves meaning once again.

I long for your answer.

NO!
FUCK YOU

by **stealthlol** » Tue May 22, 2012 12:54 pm

My dearest companion,

Has it been days since we've talked? Weeks? The days blend together now. Nothing stands out anymore. Colors are less vibrant and emotions less intense. Where is the meaning in this thing they call life?! I have longed for a reunion. Longed to see your words and feel your pain or joy or TRIUMPH. I extend an offer, one that you may take or leave--I will judge not. My time left in this world is limited, and I intend to use every second living to the fullest. I implore you to join me and live with me and give ourselves meaning once again.

I long for your answer.

by **Rambizzle** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:28 am

by **Airnick15** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:38 pm

Must have mods?

by **stealthlol** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:32 am

Pick whatever you want. After a while, I've found it doesn't matter what your starting stats are. I was Khajit (for the "see in the dark" skill), and ran around with a one handed weapon and a shield.

by **stile** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:27 am

funniest or most fun?

by **lolinus** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:24 am

khajit for rogues(sneak up behind people and insta kill them with your daggers, decently fun).
Redguard if you want to be a warrior, one handed(starts with 10+ one handed).(boring)
If you want to use 2 handed weapons I'd recommend being a orc.(boring)
If you want to run around and shoot magic balls outta your hands then go Dunmer.(most fun)
If you want to be a wizard but still wants to get some hackandslash action go breton and level conjuration.(2nd most fun)

by **Airnick15** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:18 am

As a result of the lack of Skyrim updates, I have decided to stop playing Witcher and start up my own adventure. Class/race/weapon recommendations? I've never played an Elder Scrolls game so complete noob here.

by **Airnick15** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:29 am

Updates needed!!!

by **k4b00m** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:58 pm

Thanks douchebag, happy?

by **k4b00m** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:15 am

I made this picture in Paint a few months back, it only seems fitting to paste this here....

by **seaNsk** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:41 am

by **stealthlol** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:34 am

by **joeledmunds** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:53 pm

mogers wrote:

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

by **mogers** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:55 pm

by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:51 pm

mogers wrote:
lolinus wrote:Dear god im so glad im not an author.
Ditto.

You're missing out.

And Sears - that picture is amazing. Would rep more if able.

Sears wrote:Is it weird that I want to quit my job, move out of the hotel rooms, and buy another gaming pc JUST so I can participate in this thread with tales of dragon slaying?

Just get a laptop and take it with you on the go. Slay some dragons between meetings, or while waiting for room service! HUZZAH!

by **Sears** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:19 pm

Is it weird that I want to quit my job, move out of the hotel rooms, and buy another gaming pc JUST so I can participate in this thread with tales of dragon slaying?

by **mogers** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:34 pm

lolinus wrote:Dear god im so glad im not an author.

Ditto.

by **Sears** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:47 pm

by **lolinus** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:54 pm

Dear god im so glad im not an author.

by **lolinus** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:54 pm

And there i was
Champions league finals coming up
My best striker has now been gone for 2 months due to a broken leg
How can i win this without my dear Fernando Torres?
I do not know
But i will trust my amazing goal keeper to save all the balls coming at him
Unless my midfielders can step their offensive up
Upcoming finals tomorow
My GM contract is at stake

by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:56 pm

When you can write beautiful poetry about fucking fifa, you let me know.

by **lolinus** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:32 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:Keep it up, keep it up

oh god

skyrim is 2ez

fifa12 and nhl 12 is were its at

by **cassinoroyale** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:23 pm

Man, I truly never laughed so loud reading e-nerding online RPG stories than reading page 1 through 4 stories (especially when defiance comes up). HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Keep it up, keep it up

by **lolinus** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:47 am

My battle mage would have killed your warrior so fast you'd not even see the attack coming. And i would have trapped your soul and used it to refill a iron dagger just to humiliate your captured soul. get at me~

by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:33 am

Linus is jealous because he believes he's the best at a single player game. I'm sorry that Matt and my shenanigans are too much for you!

by **lolinus** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:30 am

Airnick15 wrote:Need updates!

god no

by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:25 am

My fairest Matthew,

With my semester starting up and squeezing in time for writing all fitting between spending time with my fiancee and doing later-life research, I haven't touched a sword or shield or spell in too long. I hope to find some spare time this weekend so long as you don't expect me to scrim at all. I hope all is well!

Yours truly,
A Sad Soul.

by **Airnick15** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:08 am

Need updates!

by **mogers** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:32 am

Kevin,

I fear that you did not fear the worst after not hearing from me. The world is in ruins now.

by **rehpyc** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:08 am

Level restoration up to a decent level simply by healing quite a bit throughout the game... check
Level smithing to 100 by making daggers... check
Achieve smithing skill of creating daedric armor/shield/mace... check
Sit in a corner against 4 guards, place heavy object on mouse block button to easily level blocking to 100 (since your full daedric armor is practically impenetrable against them)... check

At that point, which isn't hard to achieve, the game gets easy and boring.

by **kirk** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:57 pm

Can we shift the topic of this thread to Magicka?

by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:51 pm

Mine truly,

I've got your back. I'm heading to Alduin's portal right now! That dragon will be no match for my lightning!

Your dearest Kevin.

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