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by **`NG** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:43 am

Blrsm wrote:Sir. You should give me a name, an idea, and color schemes and I shall see what photoshop has in store.

Name is Poblano's, don't give a shit about the theme as long as it looks better than our current chintzy chain font.

facebook.com/poblanoschattanooga

by **PUNKYETi** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:17 am

mans prairie fire

151
Tabasco

win.

by **Blrsm** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:00 pm

Sir. You should give me a name, an idea, and color schemes and I shall see what photoshop has in store.

by **`NG** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:40 pm

update: need an art nerd to create a logo. I might pay you monies if said logo is useable.

by **`NG** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:40 am

by **Blrsm** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:11 pm

Haha, it may have sunny D, but i'm not a high school kid, nor are the people at the bar who order it. It's just a local thing i guess, but it tastes good, so why not?

by **`NG** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm

I'm not ruling out making ghetto mimosas with champagne and orange fanta.

by **dane** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:31 pm

any drink with sunny d is reserved for high school kids only.

by **Blrsm** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:28 am

I do agree with linus, love yager.
But for a drink idea,

- 1/3 vodka
- 1/8 Peach Schnopps
- The rest Orange peach sunny d

around here they call it that one shit. Not a very nice name, since it tastes pretty much like a peachy screwdriver

by **`NG** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:23 am

Traditionally, if you get a nergroni on the rocks it is served with a lemon twist. If you get it served up, it is supposed to come with a flamed orange peel

by **gwolf_** » Tue May 29, 2012 8:13 pm

`NG wrote:Already got that gwolf, but thanks for the suggestion. On a side note, when you order one, does your bartender flame the orange peel?

I've never had any drink involving fire other than a Spanish Coffee. That sounds pretty good though, I imagine it gives the drink a slightly smokey flavor which would compliment it quite well.

by **mogers** » Tue May 29, 2012 4:36 pm

Polak wrote:I would order a burnt little toaster if it was ever made, I still love that name.

I thought it was Brave Little Toasters?

by **Polak** » Tue May 29, 2012 7:18 am

I would order a burnt little toaster if it was ever made, I still love that name.

by **`NG** » Tue May 29, 2012 6:13 am

Already got that gwolf, but thanks for the suggestion. On a side note, when you order one, does your bartender flame the orange peel?

by **gwolf_** » Tue May 29, 2012 12:31 am

The Negroni:
1.5oz - Gin
1.5oz - Campari
1.5oz - Sweet Vermouth

Stir over ice in a mixing glass, serve up with an orange zest.

Sweet and bitter - not for your average drinker.

by **`NG** » Mon May 28, 2012 1:13 pm

I like it Mogers.

And linus, given that absinthe is generally over-proof (except Brazilian varieties, which float around 54% ABV vs the French 68-70%), and deceptively sweet and inviting + the fact that most people only decide to try absinthe after drinking a few drinks beforehand = sloppy drunk. We serve it in the traditional manner with a crystal drip setup and stupid fucking silver spoons and the whole shebang. Takes me like 10 minutes to set up, costs $6-$10. Not worth it.

by **mogers** » Mon May 28, 2012 12:50 pm

You need to give some DOD throwbacks with your drink names.

If you do decide to have some sort of "spicy" drink, or fireball drink, or maybe even a dirty martini ( yuck ) call it the spf3000.

Take your most potent, sloppy drink and call it the 3h, because you're going to do something extremely humiliating by the end of the night.

etc.

by **lolinus** » Mon May 28, 2012 11:50 am

Why would you puke of Absinthe? And Jaeger is like the best tasting shot I've ever had. Almost. Except the ones thats flavoured.

by **`NG** » Mon May 28, 2012 11:37 am

lolinus wrote:
`NG wrote:
lolinus wrote:Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.
The bar I work at now has a pretty decent absinthe selection from switzerland/france. It all tastes like death. And Jaeger is disgusting. I'd prefer to stay away from drinks that will lead to me having to clean up puke at the end of the night lol.
Fucking pussys.

You're right, every real man should like a liquer that tastes like listerene abortion. And everyone knows real men love cleaning up puke. I'll stick with bourbon like the rest of the softies.

by **tenks** » Mon May 28, 2012 10:34 am

i see how it is unpro.

by **lolinus** » Mon May 28, 2012 10:10 am

`NG wrote:
lolinus wrote:Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.
The bar I work at now has a pretty decent absinthe selection from switzerland/france. It all tastes like death. And Jaeger is disgusting. I'd prefer to stay away from drinks that will lead to me having to clean up puke at the end of the night lol.

Fucking pussys.

by **`NG** » Mon May 28, 2012 9:57 am

Badger wrote:Ok iv expierimented, and right now im talkin to you pretty waisted but still able to give imput since im irish.

Do redbull, the put ice in it with lemon, then put in one measure of gordans gin, folllowed by 1 shot of jager, follow by one one shot of key lime smirnoff, and then put in some jack danials or evan williams cherry reserve or honey. There also a substitute of regular for those that dont like honey, or cherry but all 3 work well and a 3rd glass full of one of those drinks will fuck up anyone world before they can finish the drink. Your job as a bartender is to make money, yet those costomers that come in that are looking for that one punch of a drink will do nicely as for what I said. Its below 150 prood which I believe is the legal drinking limit for proof before it becomes illigal for anytrhing hooch related or sunshine.

And that sounds awful, if I could find a way to slap you over the internet I would.

by **`NG** » Mon May 28, 2012 9:56 am

lolinus wrote:Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.

The bar I work at now has a pretty decent absinthe selection from switzerland/france. It all tastes like death. And Jaeger is disgusting. I'd prefer to stay away from drinks that will lead to me having to clean up puke at the end of the night lol.

by **unpro** » Mon May 28, 2012 12:56 am

fuckin tequila.

Edit: pretty sure i phone negged you jason. Im very sorry. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me this one time? I dont think i could handle it if you cant.

by **tenks** » Mon May 28, 2012 12:39 am

unpro wrote:or you could just drink long islands, do the same shit.

i did that last night and yea..blacked out and was #pukecity all night..

I was fine until i snapped a bowl and ate some doritos.

spinny spin spinnnnnsssss

BUUURLAAAP!

by **unpro** » Sun May 27, 2012 10:30 pm

or you could just drink long islands, do the same shit.

by **Badger** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:25 pm

Ok iv expierimented, and right now im talkin to you pretty waisted but still able to give imput since im irish.

Do redbull, the put ice in it with lemon, then put in one measure of gordans gin, folllowed by 1 shot of jager, follow by one one shot of key lime smirnoff, and then put in some jack danials or evan williams cherry reserve or honey. There also a substitute of regular for those that dont like honey, or cherry but all 3 work well and a 3rd glass full of one of those drinks will fuck up anyone world before they can finish the drink. Your job as a bartender is to make money, yet those costomers that come in that are looking for that one punch of a drink will do nicely as for what I said. Its below 150 prood which I believe is the legal drinking limit for proof before it becomes illigal for anytrhing hooch related or sunshine.

by **Wint0** » Sun May 27, 2012 7:28 pm

Smore:

1 shot Marshmallow vodka
1 shot Rum Chata
1 shot Choc Milk

Yeah, buddy.

by **lolinus** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:30 pm

Oh and "Polar Bear" is pretty nice too,
1 oz. creme de cacao liqueur
1 oz. peppermint schnapps liqueur

by **lolinus** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:24 pm

Absinthe.
And Jaegermeister mixed with whatever energy drink you want.

Cant get any better than that.

by **`NG** » Sun May 27, 2012 12:02 pm

I hate fireball so much.

by **tenks** » Sun May 27, 2012 11:25 am

yeaa fireball shots have been all the rage in socal for the past few years...Just kinda showed up outta no where and now it's the cool drink to order.

Didn't know the dod community had so many drink connoisseurs.

by **taylor** » Sun May 27, 2012 8:48 am

okay i figured it out this is what you need to do
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by **`NG** » Sat May 26, 2012 10:38 am

by **mogers** » Sat May 26, 2012 8:57 am

`NG wrote:still no name suggestions, you're all fired.

How about the, "No Good"

by **`NG** » Fri May 25, 2012 8:26 pm

still no name suggestions, you're all fired.

by **Wint0** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:18 am

SKiNnTo wrote:Apple Pie Shots:

1 qt. Everclear
1 gal. Apple Juice
1 gal. Cider, apple
7 sticks Cinnamon Stick
800 g (4 Cups) Sugar

Mix apple juice, apple cider, sugar, and cinnamon sticks together. Boil until cinnamon sticks lose flavor. Add Everclear. Refrigerate.

This is something you could make for like a shot of the night special cause it needs to be premade. Sell em til its gone! Make it a weekly special shot, say every thursday.

This. However I find it to be more of a sipping drink. Its toooooo suggary to try and normally drink IMO and I'm a fan of sweet stuff.

*Edit NVM. just saw the shot part. I sell shots of this at parties sometimes and it goes very well... we have a bar here that does the same thing on monday nights. Totally worth it.

by tuggeR* » Fri May 25, 2012 10:47 am

Skittles + vodka ... girly drink but damn its good!

by **scorch-** » Fri May 25, 2012 9:20 am

`NG wrote:inb4 seman.

The Jolly Rancher
equal parts sour apple vodka and mountain dew original

by **The Bear** » Fri May 25, 2012 9:10 am

Golden Cadillac!

by **kirk** » Fri May 25, 2012 8:56 am

Sears wrote:

HE'S SO COOL

Do you think it's taken away the empty void he feels every day when he wakes up?

by **Sears** » Fri May 25, 2012 8:51 am

HE'S SO COOL

by **toxinatoR** » Fri May 25, 2012 8:44 am

Fireball whiskey has been the new sensation lately

by **kirk** » Fri May 25, 2012 8:07 am

Nick has a Mercedes? What a poor piece of shit. Looks like he's moving down in the world.

by **Miller`** » Fri May 25, 2012 5:12 am

Swiss wrote:
Sears wrote:
moosh wrote:Your inb4 got me.
lol same, +reps
Yeah was going to make a whitty comment about waiting for nick to come in and inevitably talk about his Mercedes.

But to no avail...

I see what you did there.

by **`NG** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:40 am

Also, given that Chattanooga is an aloof and rather self satisfied college town, I need clever names for all these drinks with a smattering of humor thrown in. Names don't have to be related, por ejemplo:

Manta Ray
2oz Bourbon
1oz Sake
.5 oz Simple syrup
dash lemon
fill with ginger ale
float midori
punch cucumber into bottom of glass.

No humor, obviously, but a unique name that ties the drink to the restaurant. DO YOUR WORST.

by **`NG** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:35 am

dane wrote:ugh im a bartender on padre island, ill share some of my drinks I guess...

If you wanna be fancy and charge ~9/11$ for a rita, here's the best shit in the world...

1.25 oz patron silver
1oz patron citron (your granma sub)
1oz simple syrup
1oz fresh lime juice
2 fresh strawberries sliced up
~4-6 fresh basil leaves plucked/broken up

mix all in your shaker and vigorously mix the fuck outta all of it.. It will be the best Patron rita you can find and it's fresh/the strawberries/basil actually compliments themselves very nicely, I sell the fuck outta this one.

Soco/Amaretto punch (call it what you want)

1.25 oz soco
1.25 oz arm
3 juices (oj/pineapple/cran)
splash of gren, mix up, deliciously sweet and gets you fucked
(i make this one with the 2.5oz liqour in a 14oz big mug... so figure out the juice mixes with ice in there (ounce or so of each)

starfuckers (shots, charge an arm and a leg for em, f it)

1oz crown
1oz watermelon puckers
top with redbull after you pour the shots and chill em

I've got the tequila side pretty complete. I'm infusing some reposado with serrano chiles, so ill blend that with some guava nectar and do a chile guava margarita. I used to do another with damiana and tuaca, but I want to shy away from the standard "tequila+acid component+citrus liquer" type deal- Chattanooga has a lot of places doing craft cocktails, so I have to make sure all my shit is up to snuff. Once I get all these things typed and formatted I'll send you a copy and you can critique. Thanks man.

by **dane** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:25 am

if you need help on menu or drinks/martinis and shit like that i guess pm... I've been running the busiest restaurant on padre island for a solid 2 yrs now so I've seen it all... fkn shitty night behind the bar tonight but cant complain when customers pay for your shots all night

by **dane** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:23 am

ugh im a bartender on padre island, ill share some of my drinks I guess...

If you wanna be fancy and charge ~9/11$ for a rita, here's the best shit in the world...

1.25 oz patron silver
1oz patron citron (your granma sub)
1oz simple syrup
1oz fresh lime juice
2 fresh strawberries sliced up
~4-6 fresh basil leaves plucked/broken up

mix all in your shaker and vigorously mix the fuck outta all of it.. It will be the best Patron rita you can find and it's fresh/the strawberries/basil actually compliments themselves very nicely, I sell the fuck outta this one.

Soco/Amaretto punch (call it what you want)

1.25 oz soco
1.25 oz arm
3 juices (oj/pineapple/cran)
splash of gren, mix up, deliciously sweet and gets you fucked
(i make this one with the 2.5oz liqour in a 14oz big mug... so figure out the juice mixes with ice in there (ounce or so of each)

starfuckers (shots, charge an arm and a leg for em, f it)

1oz crown
1oz watermelon puckers
top with redbull after you pour the shots and chill em

by **hildebrand** » Thu May 24, 2012 8:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/user/tipsybarten ... sults_main

^^^
My boy Skyy John. Love watching his stuff. Hilarious and good looking gals. Maybe get your mind going?

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