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by **Sp3c-BuLLeT** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:56 pm

http://www.billkamm.net/sp3c/quotes.html

by **nhoj** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:08 pm

dod is hiit - Beas

by **silent** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:21 am

stealthlol wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:
acetamino wrote:Everything is made from dreams

by **shoguNtw** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:28 pm

greetz wrote:LIKE MAHHH SPOT TAYLAUR?!!!!!!!!! - biggie~

in jarrod voice, hilarious

by **gaz** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:34 pm

idiot? ~biggie

by **hobbler** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:19 pm

Ricochet was fun. Bots on that game were so good.... or I was just extremely bad. Also, concing/rjumping on TFC was so awesome. Strafe maps were pretty fun too.

by **stealthlol** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:15 pm

Ricochet. Best. Game. Ever.

by **mare** » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:37 pm

eskim0m0: i have riccochet!
eskim0m0: ppl play that right?
mare: ROFL
eskim0m0: and team fortress classic
eskim0m0: is relevant?
mare: of course.

by **k4b00m** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:19 pm

"I can't take that ride." Brandon 'Beast' Rowden

by **kanguhhh** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:14 am

Tox the other day in a 12man after till prone stossed him in the back:

"Good for you Till."

by **carpenter** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:15 am

"do some woodwork to those faggots"
-sloth

by **Shawn** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:09 pm

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1468580/Milo/m ... ream_1.wav

by **e-neg^** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:35 am

"whatever.... he is up there" - anyone to mad to call out
"Its just a bunch of retards screamin got 6?" - special kid in cor
"tornadoes are coming my trailer is going to blow away can we make this quick" - skinto

by **rdk** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:24 am

"Ivan cheng running through barber shop giving out free haircuts."

"Hes Just magical, i dont understand"

Milos Cal Open Semi Final Scream lol

by **Steve** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:55 pm

Hudson` wrote:"MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED!"

I'm honored.

by **CharlieGiteau** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:07 pm

"My anus is bleeding..." During our loss to JAZ&CO on mainz_classic.

by **akiro** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:05 pm

"I'll hit you with my fucking baseball stick"

that just may be way way way way too old but eh, whatever.

by **Jakimo** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:33 pm

"im going to download gay porn on my brothers computer so he gets a virus"

by **Sp3c-BuLLeT** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:15 am

Traize wrote: <swifT^> am i a first half allstar this time?
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> i.. dont know who this is at all
<swifT^> defrag
<swifT^> =\
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> ah
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> yeah pretty much, perhaps you shouldn't blatently wallhack

/chuckle chuckle

Profiction still believes to this day that defrag was cheating in that scrim and defrag is still proud that he thought he was cheating

by **endofOne** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:18 am

Beas wrote:KTP

I miss xormm =( I don't know how I remember this but I believe he said this on anzio nt vs nude?

by **Traize** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:09 pm

<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> well here .... let me make this very clear....
plain and simple... "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you can do
will get you in"
<Bangin> Can i be back up?
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> I think you must have missed something in the
statement above
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you can do
will get you in"
<Bangin> What if i came back as a new name
<Bangin> and preteneded to be someone else
<Bangin> would that work
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> ok.... you still aren't getting it
<Sp3c|aLisT-BuLLeT> "we do not want you in our clan. nothing you
can do will get you in"

_____________________________________________________

<swifT^> am i a first half allstar this time?
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> i.. dont know who this is at all
<swifT^> defrag
<swifT^> =\
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> ah
<GW-dod\\ProFiction> yeah pretty much, perhaps you shouldn't blatently wallhack

/chuckle chuckle

by **tr4gik** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:09 pm

[uK|wh[Don] who was this dude?

by **Sp3c-BuLLeT** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:06 pm

I have a whole bunch of quotes here. Most of them are related to my clan, but there are a lot of general DOD ones that are pretty funny.
http://www.sp3c.org/quotes.html

(sw|bob) who do i have to have sex with to not have to play brazillians?
(@CAL-DoD-cod|ArcH) the auto scheduler

by **Blrsm** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:28 pm

"Cap Mid." - Take a guess.

"taylurb: crap
bL`b0ss: eh?
taylurb: sorry my dog just came in here and walked out with my gatorade
bL`b0ss: ol
taylurb: she knows how to unscrew the top
bL`b0ss: lol*
bL`b0ss: hahahahahaha
taylurb: so i had to chase her down"

Love you talu.

"Annoying Chicken Noise" - Kicken55

by **ThatsRight** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:45 am

"Oh yeah, one last thing, get legit faggots"--chicknfries

by **tr4gik** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:26 am

pen 15! - crog

by **stealthlol** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:09 am

joeledmunds wrote:
acetamino wrote:Everything is made from dreams

by **joeledmunds** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:13 am

acetamino wrote:Everything is made from dreams

by **acetamino** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:51 am

Everything is made from dreams

by **lolinus** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:53 am

"what a virgin"
"fucking loser"
"why is he being a virgin"

Guess who?

by **Hudson`** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:09 am

"Have a spicy for a <?????>, gonna fuckin' beat up a nigga after this. I eat the four piece spicy chicken. Go to the back of the place and do a fuckin' crack pipe with it. UGGGGGGGH. Just then, I saw a couple crips roll by, in mah fuckin' hood cause they wanted to die, I was about ready to get out my glock and then I saw a cop and I was like na man I'll step back for minute."

by **stile** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:36 pm

#jetty late

by **sloth** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:09 pm

carpenter wrote:"Watch your language"

Guess

by **warchyldd** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:50 pm

sevEN wrote:<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like fucking without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

HAHAHAH cant believe you still have that

by **Polak** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:42 pm

toxinatoR wrote:"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

I love it when John used to say that shit, if anyone one the team was going on a spree it would be like a build up

3rd kill, nice "name"
4th, hohohoho "name", followed by something stupid
5th, "name" whats going on
by the 8th he would say your cheating i think

by **Jjjj** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:07 pm

british wrote:
Jjjj wrote:"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...
You were on saintz?

Nope, I guess I started play 1.3 when saintz died(?), early 2009(noticed I got a free game after 2-4 years of playing CS 1.6). I played a pcw with zaP and 4 others and the quotes came from that pcw,

by **sevEN** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:48 pm

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like fucking without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

by **british** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:45 am

Jjjj wrote:"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

You were on saintz?

by **Polak** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:33 am

Nice shot habib

by **Jjjj** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:18 am

"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

by **scorch-** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:53 pm

The 2nd one was actually sparz~

by **tenks** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:27 pm

scorch- wrote:I'm so decorated people flock to me like geese to a shitbagel.
You remind me of a freshly baked douchecobbler.

good ol brohm!

miss him

by **toxinatoR** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:24 pm

"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

by **Sears** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:05 pm

british wrote:
meekrab wrote:"If I was cheating, would I look here?"
Wondering if this would show up

Doesn't count, that was a 3am cs scrim.

by **scorch-** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:16 pm

I'm so decorated people flock to me like geese to a shitbagel.
You remind me of a freshly baked douchecobbler.

by **knockout** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:27 pm

and, of course, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I'M CPL SCRIMMING!!" -Errick "TheElusiveDick" Bealueliulueiueu

by **knockout** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:26 pm

"What university do you go to? UBAD?" -joob
"and that was our beeEeEEeEeeeeEe team!" -ericg
"OH! THE PISTALIA!" -scat
"I got a scrim against hsb, and I'm sniping....with cheats." -scat
"his chitting his b4lz off" -cass

not a quote, but crog made his name "Tongue Punch My Dirt Star" and I haven't stopped laughing since

by **british** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:06 pm

meekrab wrote:"If I was cheating, would I look here?"

Wondering if this would show up

by **meekrab** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:22 pm

"If I was cheating, would I look here?"

by **sevEN** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:07 pm

"he's about as legit as a paper cut"

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