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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by kirk » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:23 am

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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by acetamino » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:37 pm

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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by hildebrand » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:43 pm

at first i was thinking to myself:

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but then i was like:

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fuck this thread

#cut4bieber

Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by mogers » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:02 pm

alex kirk wrote:
mogers wrote:Now Ben is going to kill himself on his birthday...
I can't help that my heart belongs to another man.








































































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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by kirk » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:56 am

mogers wrote:Now Ben is going to kill himself on his birthday...
I can't help that my heart belongs to another man.








































































You.
































































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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by milo » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:06 am

alex kirk wrote:
hildebrand wrote:Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.

Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.

I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.

Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.

I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.

I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.

Sincerely,

Your Canadian Company

HILDEBRAND

Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -

I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -

Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X

DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by mogers » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:57 am

alex kirk wrote:
hildebrand wrote:Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.

Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.

I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.

Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.

I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.

I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.

Sincerely,

Your Canadian Company

HILDEBRAND

Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -

I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -

Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X

DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
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Now Ben is going to kill himself on his birthday...

Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by CharlieGiteau » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:49 am

Hilde, was this an attempt to get birthday sex from Alex?

Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by kirk » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:50 pm

hildebrand wrote:Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.

Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.

I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.

Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.

I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.

I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.

Sincerely,

Your Canadian Company

HILDEBRAND

Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -

I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -

Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X

DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by mike » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:10 pm

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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by wintehs » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:11 pm

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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by toxinatoR » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:11 pm

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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by Sears » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:08 pm

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Re: Official Notice: Declaration of Romantic Intent

by stealthlol » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:46 pm

I have often heard Alex's eyes be compared to breasts.

Declaration of Romantic Intent

by hildebrand » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:36 pm

Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.

Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.

I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.

Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.

I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.

I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.

Sincerely,

Your Canadian Company

HILDEBRAND

Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -

I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -

Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X

DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.

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