Look, I'm tired of all the beta-males that come onto these forums boasting a big game about how well they do with women only later to see that they're begging for advice on how to fix their relationship. It's sickening to the point that reading their posts gives me an intense feeling of disgust, often resulting in severe nausea. You people are truly the scum of the earth and it's only fittingly that bitches walk all over you and occasionally dig holes to plant tomatoes or other easily maintained vegetables.
I can no longer sit here and allow seemingly strong men be reduced to a pile of pansies and tampons simply because they allowed some bitch to define their lives. I've decided enough is enough and I'd share some of my tips so that next time you have a woman shitting all over your face it's because you paid some German whore to do so.
First thing you need to do is establish your dominance. It's only too late to do so when she's gone off forming her own political opinions or planning her own schedule. Fortunately even if that has happened to you, you'll still able able to assert dominance with a few simple techniques such as growling if she moves, eating first, and pissing all over the areas she frequents.
Of course women are still somewhat more predictable than lab rats, albeit barely, and so this strategy may be insufficiently effective. If you give up at this point you're probably one of those gigantic pussies that believes in universal suffrage. You must persevere. In my experience this has meant making some compromises like not having sex with other women or hitting the girlfriend during arguments. Needless to say these compromises were made only in extreme situations.
I recognize that most of you aren't willing to go this far in dominating your relationships which is fine if you like the mailman having sex with your wife, girlfriend, or even mother (an issue for another time). It saddens me to know this because it means I'll have to read more of your stupid fucking threads about how women are so stupid and irrational, and that they went to the bar and got in a fight with some other chick simply because she started hitting on your boyfriend- Wait, no. They got in a fight because they are unable to contain their emotions, as we all know, and some chick started looking at them funny or claiming they took boxing lessons, and- Well fuck it, the details aren't important. What is important is that women are inexplicably irrational, unlike men, and they act aggressively toward others, again unlike men.
By now some of you ***s are probably thinking, "Hey Dougson, how do we know what you say is true?" Well the answer to that is "come say that to my face" and "you're a jackass". That's not to say you don't raise a good point. It's simply to say you're beginning to sound like a woman where you expect me to answer you when you should be doing things like being property and making me a sandwich.
So is what I say true? Of course it is. I do not put women on a pedestal and my recent break up proves this.
Nicole was the love of my life and despite my tough image she would make me melt inside whenever I permitted her to look me in the eye, which was most Wednesdays and the occasional Sunday night if she dressed modestly when going to church. I am not bullshitting when I say that if I had to choose between her or a expertly prepared steak that I'd have to think about it for at least a minute.
Despite my love for her, when she began demand "equal rights" our relationship began to sour. She developed some weird calculus where me paying for the dinner bill was somehow unequal to me slapping her across the face for complaining about going to a restaurant she didn't like. It only got worse when I found out that she began to believe in something called feminism which is like atheism in that she doesn't believe in some higher power (me) smiting her (punching her really hard). Needless I showed her, heh, the Pugilist's Wager.
However it wasn't enough to correct her behavior and she decided to break up with me. She cowardly did it through text messages which was understandable because she doesn't have a set of grapes like myself. Still I wasn't going to take this sitting down so I explicitly reminded her that she was a pawn in my game of life.
Call a doctor? What a bitch. The reason we have publications like the Journal of Natural and Applied Sciences, Nature, and Science instead of Journal of Shit Bitches Think Of, Seriously is because it would have to be written in some language that was totally fuckin' stupid and didn't make any god damn sense.
I've always suspected that my ex had cheated on me and I think she probably did because it's obvious that all women are whores. Don't believe me? Just look at the statistics. One study shows that an entire 18 percent of women have cheated! These fucking whores cheat so much that they've tempted 28 percent of honest men to stray from their morals. The white knights will look at this and try to make it sound like men are actually the bigger whores but that's obviously stupid because women are irrational and men are tough and reasonable.
In conclusion, I, Steve Dougson, don't take shit from women because I am not a pussy like you. I am an alpha male and will bite off your ear if you even look at me and I suggest you choose a similar attitude. Given that you've read to this point suggests that you are a beta male with a tiny penis, likely the size and shape of one of those peanuts that looks like cells in telophase. Your nuts probably looks like rejected California Raisin members minus mandolins. Truly it doesn't matter. All that does is that you take after me and understand that women are really incapable of their own thoughts and if you ever feel bad because of one it's because they're whores.
It's important that us men retake our role as the family despot. Only in rare situations do we ever find worthy women like my mother and my sisters who have raised functional families despite their XX chromosomes. I feel blessed every day that my mother and sisters aren't whores like all the other women I have ever met in my life.
As men we'll only be able to usher in this utopia when women correctly recognize that their overly aggressive behavior is not tolerated, having sex for non-penile pleasure is abominable, and having conflicting beliefs of their husband's are a threat to human existence. Remove the butt plug placed in your ass and become a real man again today. Don't take the path of Bailey Jay and become a woman, be the opposite and remain a real man.
Look, I'm tired of all the beta-males that come onto these forums boasting a big game about how well they do with women only later to see that they're begging for advice on how to fix their relationship. It's sickening to the point that reading their posts gives me an intense feeling of disgust, often resulting in severe nausea. You people are truly the scum of the earth and it's only fittingly that bitches walk all over you and occasionally dig holes to plant tomatoes or other easily maintained vegetables.
I can no longer sit here and allow seemingly strong men be reduced to a pile of pansies and tampons simply because they allowed some bitch to define their lives. I've decided enough is enough and I'd share some of my tips so that next time you have a woman shitting all over your face it's because you paid some German whore to do so.
First thing you need to do is establish your dominance. It's only too late to do so when she's gone off forming her own political opinions or planning her own schedule. Fortunately even if that has happened to you, you'll still able able to assert dominance with a few simple techniques such as growling if she moves, eating first, and pissing all over the areas she frequents.
Of course women are still somewhat more predictable than lab rats, albeit barely, and so this strategy may be insufficiently effective. If you give up at this point you're probably one of those gigantic pussies that believes in universal suffrage. You must persevere. In my experience this has meant making some compromises like not having sex with other women or hitting the girlfriend during arguments. Needless to say these compromises were made only in extreme situations.
I recognize that most of you aren't willing to go this far in dominating your relationships which is fine if you like the mailman having sex with your wife, girlfriend, or even mother (an issue for another time). It saddens me to know this because it means I'll have to read more of your stupid fucking threads about how women are so stupid and irrational, and that they went to the bar and got in a fight with some other chick simply because she started hitting on your boyfriend- Wait, no. They got in a fight because they are unable to contain their emotions, as we all know, and some chick started looking at them funny or claiming they took boxing lessons, and- Well fuck it, the details aren't important. What is important is that women are inexplicably irrational, unlike men, and they act aggressively toward others, again unlike men.
By now some of you ***s are probably thinking, "Hey Dougson, how do we know what you say is true?" Well the answer to that is "come say that to my face" and "you're a jackass". That's not to say you don't raise a good point. It's simply to say you're beginning to sound like a woman where you expect me to answer you when you should be doing things like being property and making me a sandwich.
So is what I say true? Of course it is. I do not put women on a pedestal and my recent break up proves this.
Nicole was the love of my life and despite my tough image she would make me melt inside whenever I permitted her to look me in the eye, which was most Wednesdays and the occasional Sunday night if she dressed modestly when going to church. I am not bullshitting when I say that if I had to choose between her or a expertly prepared steak that I'd have to think about it for at least a minute.
Despite my love for her, when she began demand "equal rights" our relationship began to sour. She developed some weird calculus where me paying for the dinner bill was somehow unequal to me slapping her across the face for complaining about going to a restaurant she didn't like. It only got worse when I found out that she began to believe in something called feminism which is like atheism in that she doesn't believe in some higher power (me) smiting her (punching her really hard). Needless I showed her, heh, the Pugilist's Wager.
However it wasn't enough to correct her behavior and she decided to break up with me. She cowardly did it through text messages which was understandable because she doesn't have a set of grapes like myself. Still I wasn't going to take this sitting down so I explicitly reminded her that she was a pawn in my game of life.
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Call a doctor? What a bitch. The reason we have publications like the Journal of Natural and Applied Sciences, Nature, and Science instead of Journal of Shit Bitches Think Of, Seriously is because it would have to be written in some language that was totally fuckin' stupid and didn't make any god damn sense.
I've always suspected that my ex had cheated on me and I think she probably did because it's obvious that all women are whores. Don't believe me? Just look at the statistics. One study shows that an entire 18 percent of women have cheated! These fucking whores cheat so much that they've tempted 28 percent of honest men to stray from their morals. The white knights will look at this and try to make it sound like men are actually the bigger whores but that's obviously stupid because women are irrational and men are tough and reasonable.
In conclusion, I, Steve Dougson, don't take shit from women because I am not a pussy like you. I am an alpha male and will bite off your ear if you even look at me and I suggest you choose a similar attitude. Given that you've read to this point suggests that you are a beta male with a tiny penis, likely the size and shape of one of those peanuts that looks like cells in telophase. Your nuts probably looks like rejected California Raisin members minus mandolins. Truly it doesn't matter. All that does is that you take after me and understand that women are really incapable of their own thoughts and if you ever feel bad because of one it's because they're whores.
It's important that us men retake our role as the family despot. Only in rare situations do we ever find worthy women like my mother and my sisters who have raised functional families despite their XX chromosomes. I feel blessed every day that my mother and sisters aren't whores like all the other women I have ever met in my life.
As men we'll only be able to usher in this utopia when women correctly recognize that their overly aggressive behavior is not tolerated, having sex for non-penile pleasure is abominable, and having conflicting beliefs of their husband's are a threat to human existence. Remove the butt plug placed in your ass and become a real man again today. Don't take the path of Bailey Jay and become a woman, be the opposite and remain a real man.