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by **Gorillabc** » Tue May 07, 2013 12:37 am

Jb_ wrote:Why is it always the people who never did shit in this game who think they are important enough to make it known to the community that they're retiring? I've never once seen anyone who actually won shit in this game start up retirement threads. Yet 2 weeks later that same nerd who "retired" is back playing, just doesn't make sense. The first time I left dod I didn't say a word, I just deleted my accounts and called it a day. Of course im not nearly as important as Alex Kirk or some of these many other nerds who have "retired". Some of you just need hugs or jesus.

Josh has to bring up the fact that he won a LAN 9 years ago in every thread.

by **tenks** » Mon May 06, 2013 11:19 pm

Polak wrote:
Swiss wrote:what happened to retirement? pulling a michael jordan?
Jordan was good and people cared he was coming back.

hahahaha, probably the best and most accurate post you've ever made.

by **kirk** » Mon May 06, 2013 11:32 am

Polak wrote:

As Swiss put it...

laura wrote:

edit: i can use forums properly!

Grinface.

by **laura** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:25 am

alex kirk wrote:You mean...
stealthlol wrote:You're welcome for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, foxy.
That's all I got...

by **laura** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:19 am

stealthlol wrote:You're welcome for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, dod community.

alex kirk wrote:You mean...
stealthlol wrote:You're welcome for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, foxy.
That's all I got...

edit: i can use forums properly!

by **Polak** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:17 am

alex kirk wrote:
Polak wrote:
Swiss wrote:what happened to retirement? pulling a michael jordan?
Jordan was good and people cared he was coming back.
Right. Which is why what I am doing would be appropriately labeled as "pulling a Michael Jordan."

by **Swiss** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:56 am

Polak wrote:
Swiss wrote:what happened to retirement? pulling a michael jordan?
Jordan was good and people cared he was coming back.

by **kirk** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:52 am

Polak wrote:
Swiss wrote:what happened to retirement? pulling a michael jordan?
Jordan was good and people cared he was coming back.

Right. Which is why what I am doing would be appropriately labeled as "pulling a Michael Jordan."

by **Polak** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:47 am

Swiss wrote:what happened to retirement? pulling a michael jordan?

Jordan was good and people cared he was coming back.

by **stealthlol** » Sun May 05, 2013 1:07 pm

It may have been. I just remember he wasn't having any of it. Then after a while we wore him down.

by **kirk** » Sun May 05, 2013 12:47 pm

stealthlol wrote:This is hysterical. Partly because those were serious attempts and you're awful at choosing team names after ptm. Also because I remember you trying to register #aids and it was the greatest.

Air Infantry Division: Stealth?

Is that what we tried to convince #registration of?

by **stealthlol** » Sun May 05, 2013 11:50 am

alex kirk wrote:You mean...
stealthlol wrote:I hate myself for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, dod community.
Or...
stealthlol wrote:You're welcome for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, foxy.
That's all I got...

All of the above.

jmny wrote:
alex kirk wrote:Also this thread was due in 2005 when I retired for the first time.
According to this, you were still an active nerd in 2005.

PZ.

This is hysterical. Partly because those were serious attempts and you're awful at choosing team names after ptm. Also because I remember you trying to register #aids and it was the greatest.

by **Hudson`** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:51 pm

alex kirk wrote:Also this thread was due in 2005 when I retired for the first time. This last time wasn't retirement because no official thread was made. Everyone knows that an official thread is required for it to be a retirement thread. Because history has shown that, once the retirement thread is made, the person truly never comes back.

Ever.

by **Swiss** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:45 pm

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:37 pm

Jb_ wrote:Why is it always the people who never did shit in this game who think they are important enough to make it known to the community that they're retiring? I've never once seen anyone who actually won shit in this game start up retirement threads. Yet 2 weeks later that same nerd who "retired" is back playing, just doesn't make sense. The first time I left dod I didn't say a word, I just deleted my accounts and called it a day. Of course im not nearly as important as Alex Kirk or some of these many other nerds who have "retired". Some of you just need hugs or jesus.

Yeah but I never made some public announcement about retiring when I stopped played like...a year and a half ago. I just stopped playing and put others in charge of my vent/server.

But that's neither here nor there. This thread is a celebration of my [temporary?] return.

by **Swiss** » Sat May 04, 2013 8:34 pm

Jb_ wrote:Why is it always the people who never did shit in this game who think they are important enough to make it known to the community that they're retiring? I've never once seen anyone who actually won shit in this game start up retirement threads. Yet 2 weeks later that same nerd who "retired" is back playing, just doesn't make sense. The first time I left dod I didn't say a word, I just deleted my accounts and called it a day. Of course im not nearly as important as Alex Kirk or some of these many other nerds who have "retired". Some of you just need hugs or jesus.

are you indirectly asking us to return to your ban thread, again?

by **Jb_** » Sat May 04, 2013 7:23 pm

Why is it always the people who never did shit in this game who think they are important enough to make it known to the community that they're retiring? I've never once seen anyone who actually won shit in this game start up retirement threads. Yet 2 weeks later that same nerd who "retired" is back playing, just doesn't make sense. The first time I left dod I didn't say a word, I just deleted my accounts and called it a day. Of course im not nearly as important as Alex Kirk or some of these many other nerds who have "retired". Some of you just need hugs or jesus.

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 5:13 pm

jmny wrote:
alex kirk wrote:Also this thread was due in 2005 when I retired for the first time.
According to this, you were still an active nerd in 2005.

PZ.

It was a joke because I retired for 30 seconds. GOSH.

by **SKiNnTo** » Sat May 04, 2013 4:48 pm

by **Beast** » Sat May 04, 2013 4:05 pm

So uhh what happened to that cheezbrgr date

by **jmny** » Sat May 04, 2013 4:03 pm

alex kirk wrote:Also this thread was due in 2005 when I retired for the first time.

According to this, you were still an active nerd in 2005.

PZ.

by **Swiss** » Sat May 04, 2013 2:07 pm

alex kirk wrote:Nothing begs for attention quite like pubbing with Andy Sheen on a Friday night.

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:50 pm

You mean...

stealthlol wrote:I hate myself for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, dod community.

Or...

stealthlol wrote:You're welcome for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, foxy.

That's all I got...

by **stealthlol** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:47 pm

You're welcome for finding ZeGermans in a random pub, dod community.

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:46 pm

Zegermans > |SoV| > [4thR] > kaos

by **stealthlol** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:43 pm

Did that team last the season? The only thing I remember about that was everybody leaving at once.

by **purikura** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:41 pm

I don't see eXempt in yours either...

by **stealthlol** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:40 pm

alex kirk wrote:
purikura wrote:Can we get a FragHard pub online boys?
Who is this...

Please don't say Moriar.

That's what the people say, but I won't believe it because I see no 4thR in his past clans.

inb4 Alex says, "I don't blame him. Random insult about how SoV was better."

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:36 pm

purikura wrote:Hello Mr. SturmWulf?

by **purikura** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:33 pm

Hello Mr. SturmWulf?

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:21 pm

Also this thread was due in 2005 when I retired for the first time. This last time wasn't retirement because no official thread was made. Everyone knows that an official thread is required for it to be a retirement thread. Because history has shown that, once the retirement thread is made, the person truly never comes back.

Ever.

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 1:19 pm

purikura wrote:Can we get a FragHard pub online boys?

Who is this...

Please don't say Moriar.

by **Sears** » Sat May 04, 2013 12:57 pm

I usually pub with Andy till like 4am, sometimes we exchange nudes.

by **purikura** » Sat May 04, 2013 12:56 pm

Can we get a FragHard pub online boys?

by **k4b00m** » Sat May 04, 2013 10:58 am

I considered the idea of pubbing with Andy. I joined the channel and immediately heard him screaming at the top of his lungs. I'm not sure if he was screaming about a crazy shot, or someone was cheating. I left immediately.

The End.

by **stealthlol** » Sat May 04, 2013 10:28 am

alex kirk wrote:
rehpyc wrote:Alex enjoys the attention too much to ever retire/leave.
Truth. Nothing begs for attention quite like pubbing with Andy Sheen on a Friday night.

Someone agreed to pub with Andy? There must have been some sort of begging going on.

HI ANDY.

by **kirk** » Sat May 04, 2013 10:21 am

rehpyc wrote:Alex enjoys the attention too much to ever retire/leave.

Truth. Nothing begs for attention quite like pubbing with Andy Sheen on a Friday night.

by **rehpyc** » Sat May 04, 2013 3:42 am

Alex enjoys the attention too much to ever retire/leave.

by **wintehs** » Sat May 04, 2013 12:41 am

by **jmny** » Fri May 03, 2013 11:23 pm

by **Swiss** » Fri May 03, 2013 10:15 pm

what happened to retirement? pulling a michael jordan?

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