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by **akiro** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:06 pm

in my defense craw, me playing "for real" involves picking whatever gun no one else is using, and praying i don't embarrass myself. I think we can safely say mission failed.

by **joeledmunds** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:45 pm

scorch- wrote:LOL Moriar missed the flag and got shot trying to run back on to it. What a newb.
Also, I don't even know who was who on our team. I *think* release the kraken was matt and billy dee Williams was Joel? Joel was Kevin? Laura was drugggggz? Cass is always scumbag mowjerz in the leetest text possible.

Nailed it.

I paid tribute to Billy Dee on account of our shared love of Colt 45.

by **senCe** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:30 pm

gg dgf! Very intense and interesting match until last minute!!
goodjob and goodluck for next matches!

by **crawtona** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:35 am

Todo wrote:
laura wrote:
Todo wrote: Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.
It was probably for the best that we weren't, as you would have had to hear something like this:
Or Seanality yelling "Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. SHOOT THEM. SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM!"

I recall this well.

Seriously though, GG 3H. I enjoyed myself thoroughly when not huffing sarcastically at kraken's (Mogers?) brilliant combination of face raping and gay "my head is barely poking out from sandbags/fence at the bottom of double cap" proning. He gave us the ol' one-two.

by **avenger** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:32 am

gg tmnt, <3

and gg vVv as well ;D

by **Todo** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:31 am

laura wrote:
Todo wrote:
wintehs wrote:Fuck... forgot about the match, now I'm kinda pissed I went to the movies
Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.
It was probably for the best that we weren't, as you would have had to hear something like this:

Or Seanality yelling "Shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them. SHOOT THEM. SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM!"

by **scorch-** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:09 am

LOL Moriar missed the flag and got shot trying to run back on to it. What a newb.
Also, I don't even know who was who on our team. I *think* release the kraken was matt and billy dee Williams was Joel? Joel was Kevin? Laura was drugggggz? Cass is always scumbag mowjerz in the leetest text possible.

by **crawtona** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:57 am

Cage wrote:
laura wrote:

I had no idea we had gotten that close. I hate you so much right now and I demand someone make a FOTW so I can watch it and cry tears of pain and remorse.

by **Cage** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:52 am

laura wrote:

by **cassinoroyale** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:55 am

crawtona wrote:Also, who the hell was who, alias mcaliasfacersons?

First of all, I approve your challenge. We should set up a friendly set of 3 matches and the rules would be something like: no gay maps like the one we played on with being drunk as a mandatory statement for all of us. Secondly, I LOL'd with your gif usage explaining how sober you were when you decided to play for real. I felt the exact same thing when Laura said "I'm pushing slippin' slides" and then I naded the shit out of her. Thrice.

Anyway, I don't have the foggiest idea on what our aliases were but I was going mid house with Laura and Kevin. In the other part of the map, Joel Edmunds and Matthew Rogers where dropping bombs with the aid of the one Dan Schey.

Oh, and I almost forgot: prior to the match, I've sent this following pic to my brethren:

GG

by **laura** » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:37 am

Todo wrote:
wintehs wrote:Fuck... forgot about the match, now I'm kinda pissed I went to the movies
Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.

It was probably for the best that we weren't, as you would have had to hear something like this:

GG though
edited for clarity.

by **crawtona** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:15 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:
stealthlol wrote:
crawtona wrote:Game plan = success. 3H never even saw it coming.
I don't think anybody in that server was as drunk as cass. He kept yelling at us for 40 minutes and throwing grenades at only his team.
Oh well, I guess I was the only one with the drinking spirit outside the drunkbolt alias. Anyway, I still managed to catch up with my date right after the match, Kevin.

Oh, and I apologise for the 10+ tks, they were all unintended (especially the ones on Laura).

drunkbolt "alias"? How dare you. I hereby challenge for drunkest of the match. I was 10 shots in prior to first round SS's. Halftime yielded some other unknown number. Most of my calls went something like this, "70 health in...uh...that one fucking place."

In all seriousness. I pre-gamed the shit outta this match, and then got in vent and they are all like, "nah let's play it for real." And I was like,

"

"

And then I lighted for the first time in about 3 years. I'm pretty sure I never actually aimed at anyone on your team a single time. True story.

Also, who the hell was who, alias mcaliasfacersons?

by **cassinoroyale** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:09 pm

stealthlol wrote:
crawtona wrote:Game plan = success. 3H never even saw it coming.
I don't think anybody in that server was as drunk as cass. He kept yelling at us for 40 minutes and throwing grenades at only his team.

Oh well, I guess I was the only one with the drinking spirit outside the drunkbolt alias. Anyway, I still managed to catch up with my date right after the match, Kevin.

Oh, and I apologise for the 10+ tks, they were all unintended (especially the ones on Laura).

by **Todo** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:55 pm

wintehs wrote:Fuck... forgot about the match, now I'm kinda pissed I went to the movies

Dickhead.

gg 3h. We shoulda 12manned it, or at least all been in the same vent channel.

by **wintehs** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:52 pm

Fuck... forgot about the match, now I'm kinda pissed I went to the movies

by **stealthlol** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:27 pm

crawtona wrote:Game plan = success. 3H never even saw it coming.

I don't think anybody in that server was as drunk as cass. He kept yelling at us for 40 minutes and throwing grenades at only his team.

by **joeledmunds** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:15 pm

crawtona wrote:Game plan = success. 3H never even saw it coming.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM[/youtube]

Haha gg guys, was fun.

by **Tin Bad** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:11 pm

GG NB. We had fun!

by **crawtona** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:03 pm

Game plan = success. 3H never even saw it coming.

by **Henry** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:28 pm

Fun match NB, haven't gotten my DoD fix in a while.... Unfortunate DCs ruined an otherwise close match.

Avenger is essentially a unicorn. Just zooms across your screen being fabulous.

by **mike** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:27 pm

GG Renamed.. Really fun match.

by **Arachnid** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:18 pm

gg vVv.

Neg, learn 2 jump.

by **nhoj** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:13 pm

gg hskill
Illuminati 236-80 had skill

by **Crono** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:01 pm

jmny wrote:Good game, Kliq

aye

by **jmny** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:59 pm

Good game, Kliq

by **nomis** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:07 pm

cK- wrote:why is there matches on fathers day im sure many ff this week or no shows..gg hopefully ill be back by nine

YEP, solitude is possibly my favorite map too, awesome.

by **tenks** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:15 pm

yea Main MOTW on fathers day, gg.

FF

by **Crono** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 4:28 pm

dear coon i hate u for having a delayed flight [=

by **cK-** » Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:23 pm

why is there matches on fathers day im sure many ff this week or no shows..gg hopefully ill be back by nine

by **d u c k s** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:39 pm

Eco wrote:
d u c k s wrote:
Eco wrote:Open
Toggle On < HK UPSET. Since toggle on only knows how to talk shit..
Cheating idiot.

You talk shit and you're 5-3 in an open league?

by **Eco** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:23 pm

d u c k s wrote:
Eco wrote:Open
Toggle On < HK UPSET. Since toggle on only knows how to talk shit..
Cheating idiot.

You talk shit and you're 5-3 in an open league?

by **spawnzz!** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:19 pm

Invite
iwa < renamed - good luck guys, is a difficult match
gskill > thunder
dgf < rise against - sence can with this map

Main
3h > deadbolt
1080p GL HF goodfellas
illuminati > hskill - status locked (?)
NoGo < 92DT

IM
vVv < KLIQ IM Champ
TMNT > Nasty Boys
oxeye > SC - stupid kz :p
</3 > i3

Open
475th > GSR
Toggle On > HK
p20 > massacre
Z > debores7 - pichichenn, messi of dod.
PIKA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< BYE - by 9223832 caps

by **Joey** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:29 am

BlackHawk aka Previously banned from TPG cheater wrote: I cheated at dod therefore my opinion really counts guys

by **d u c k s** » Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:45 am

Eco wrote:Open
Toggle On < HK UPSET. Since toggle on only knows how to talk shit..

Cheating idiot.

by **Eco** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:03 pm

Invite
iwa > renamed
gskill > thunder - Since gskill plays every night
dgf > rise against

Main
3h > deadbolt - After the Courtney dram, 3h is moving rapidly with confidence
1080p > goodfellas
illuminati > hskill- With all the players added back I think illum can bring the W
NoGo = 92DT Can't call, 92 adding cK and vertex and Nogo not ever being on.

IM
vVv < KLIQ
TMNT > Nasty Boys
oxeye GLHF SC
</3 > i3 - Benching stamp, probably a good decision

Open
475th > GSR
Toggle On < HK UPSET. Since toggle on only knows how to talk shit..
p20 > massacre
Z < debores7
PIKA vs BYE

by **d u c k s** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:29 am

After playing with Aftershock these last few days, I feel like this could come down to the wire. GL HK.

by **Gorillabc** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:46 am

Fifty wrote:
Gorillabc wrote:
Fifty wrote: vVv > KLIQ - Been waiting for this match all season
Juding by how you guys played in that chemille scrim it's going to be more like this.

vVv <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< KliQ
Out of curiosity, what makes you think that was a scrim against vVv?

Never said it was. However, the vVv people that were present played like blind, armless chimpanzees.

by **lowcarb** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:15 pm

knockout wrote: illuminati < hskill - hskill is pretty good, and can really slow down the tempo against a talented run at you team like illuminati

#prone2own

or prone to let them run by you and shoot the rest of your team

by **jaz** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:54 pm

Invite
iwa > renamed
gskill < thunder
dgf glhf rise against

Main
3h > deadbolt
1080p > goodfellas
illuminati < hskill
NoGo < 92DT

by **milo** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:11 pm

kHJ1f_fQmF0

by **defrag** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:00 am

mogers wrote:Dear Wintehs,

I say we all play drunk.

Please advise/respond.

<3

I'd show up for that.

by **crawtona** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:23 am

wintehs wrote:If I could, I would spit in my palm and shake your hand... or give you a handy, one or the other.

by **wintehs** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:57 am

mogers wrote:Dear Wintehs,

I say we all play drunk.

Please advise/respond.

<3

Agreed! If I could, I would spit in my palm and shake your hand... or give you a handy, one or the other.

edit: forgot to include a gif

by **crawtona** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:54 am

mogers wrote:Dear Wintehs,

I say we all play drunk.

Please advise/respond.

<3

by **akiro** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:07 am

I say yes to that mogers, im looking forward to playing a team of people i actually like.

by **Joey** » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:36 am

IM
vVv <<< KLIQ (the IM match everyone has been waiting for, cronoooooooooo)
oxeye < SC (Rooting for Red & co)

Open
475th < GSR (If Merril's best players turn up then GSR will have a tough time but <3 Naz so gl GSR)
Toggle On <gl hf> HK (Aftershock is going to ace us at least twice)
p20 < massacre
Z > debores7

by **ze0n** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:51 pm

Todo wrote:KliQ is really, really bad.

I say this every day

by **cK-** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:50 pm

Miller` wrote:Dear NB,

I will be going to the beach this weekend. As your backup, I may or may not be back by matchtime. If not, please do not die immediately after the match.

Thank you.

by **Yaso** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:58 pm

Miller` wrote:Dear NB,

I will be going to the beach this weekend. As your backup, I may or may not be back by matchtime. If not, please do not die immediately after the match.

Thank you.

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