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by **tugger** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:15 pm

back to normal

by **milo** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:54 pm

Nicholson wrote:

by **tenks** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:33 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Are you really so stupid that you went looking for a photo to make fun of me with....

TonyMontana wrote:lol ice ice baby

pot. kettle. black.

Keep putting your foot in your mouth, we're all laughing at you. And there was no looking involved. Your "friends" provided me the pictures and we all proceeded to laugh at you.

Also the difference between you and Eric is that he's not a flaming idiot and is actually liked by the community. Keep reaching though Tony, it's entertaining.

by **Nicholson** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:03 pm

tugger wrote: Btw nicholson, i aint mad at all, but since ive been calling you out in a few thread you sure seem to be. Whats up? Cant handle the truth?
Like I said, im not even mad for you cheating, because you really every little help you can get to not get picked last in a 12man.

Thanks for comin' out

by **akiro** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:01 pm

Todo wrote:
akiro wrote:
I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9

Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

you're cut, for a) calling vin diesel cool, and b) for having the limp dick eric said you did.

so disappointed
I did not call Vin Diesel cool. I said going shaved is a better look than balding. I also don't blame him when the shitty scifi movies you clowns love turn out to be bad, because I knew they would be bad from the previews and you should have too.

Living erect is factually unhealthy and I won't posture for any man, powerful though Sears may be.

TL;DR (too limp; didn't read)

by **Sears** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 1:02 pm

Todo wrote:Living erect is factually unhealthy and I won't posture for any man, powerful though Sears may be.

by **Todo** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:04 pm

akiro wrote:
I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9

Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

you're cut, for a) calling vin diesel cool, and b) for having the limp dick eric said you did.

so disappointed

I did not call Vin Diesel cool. I said going shaved is a better look than balding. I also don't blame him when the shitty scifi movies you clowns love turn out to be bad, because I knew they would be bad from the previews and you should have too.

Living erect is factually unhealthy and I won't posture for any man, powerful though Sears may be.

by **akiro** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:48 am

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9

Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

you're cut, for a) calling vin diesel cool, and b) for having the limp dick eric said you did.

so disappointed

by **TonyMontana** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:50 am

LOL Tenks. You sure think pretty low of bald dudes.

You DO know Eric Sears has about as much hair as me right? I'm curious who else out there in TPG is part of #chromenation and thinks it's hilarious hat you have hair exactly like Vanilla Ice.

Eric got dat "Godzilla" baldness doe. Mines different, I got dat Ocean baldness.

Godzilla Baldness:
Godzilla Baldness is when hair starts to run away from your forehead like Godzilla is coming. Everywhere else is thick and covered, but a semi-circle of fear forms across the top of the head.
Example:

Ocean Baldness:
Ocean Baldness is when it's not even really clear where it started, it just looks like a pool of water formed on the top of your head and all your hair drowned. You still have pretty great coverage on all sides, but the levys are weak, and you go bald from the highest point of your body, down. But there are islands. Usually formed right above the forehead. Many men will refuse to remove this island, as it is their last reminder of better days.
Example:

There is also:

IT DOESNT MATTER!!! Baldness:

"Aliens" Baldness:

Area 51 Baldness:

And "Tenks just played a 12man vs TonyMontana" Baldness:

by **Nicholson** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:26 am

Todo wrote:
Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9

Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

TOOODDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **knockout** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:36 am

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

"It's alright though, I'm starting to get really into hats and beanies" -Max Shapiro; age, I dunno, 12?

by **Sears** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:20 pm

Todo wrote:I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9

Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

For shame, you've gone so soft in your old age.

by **Todo** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:08 pm

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9

Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:54 pm

hypnotik_ wrote:
hypnotik_ wrote:
hypnotik_ wrote: bump
rebump
stop dodging the question

by **Fifty** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:41 pm

There are no winners in this thread.

by **hypnotik_** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:29 pm

hypnotik_ wrote:
hypnotik_ wrote:
hypnotik_ wrote: Is inbreeding common where you live?
bump
rebump

stop dodging the question

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:30 pm

smooth as fuck yo

In the facebook comments I thanked my cousin for letting me borrow his hair

Shaggy is [85th] Ghost Dog, for those of you that may remember him. That was a really fun night, thanks for posting it.

Are you really so stupid that you went looking for a photo to make fun of me with, and you picked one of me wearing a 950$ tailor-fitted french suit? Try to catch me on a bad day, Rob Van Winkle.

I don't know about you guys but I actually LIKED "Ice Ice Baby." Just my opinion though

Now get the fuck back out there and find an embarrasing photo of me and post it. Before I have to do it for you please

by **tenks** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:22 pm

not going to lie tony, that's a pretty clever technique you got going on there; masking your baldness with your friends hair. only accomplished by with years of training no doubt!

by **tugger** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:39 pm

I wanted to let this thread die, hence why I did not reply to anything... but i just cant hold myself. This is some of the best talkshit i've ever read.

Thanks Tenks!

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:31 pm

by **theshizznasty** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:48 pm

by **hypnotik_** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:07 pm

hypnotik_ wrote:
hypnotik_ wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:Defiance, nobody in TPG will ever miss you, ever for any reason.

Oh and hey tugger! Everyone's new favorite half-Canadian loser.
Question:
How do you go 40-20 in every 12man you play, regardless of who its against,
And then go 15-30 in matches, and keep your mouth shut the entire time like a little bitch?
Too afraid to cheat in a match? or too afraid to play legit in a 12man?
Or is the pressure just WAY too much for you to handle, and when it comes time to play when it counts, you fold up like a chair and play like absolute shit?

I bet you prone and hide in the dark corners of life too
Is inbreeding common where you live?
bump

rebump

by **Mino** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:05 pm

by **tenks** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:52 pm

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

Except you forgot this kid started it all because he was jealous of my computer set up that I use for work, that I also happen to play games on. No one said a thing to him, as usual, and he was jelly. Baldy can dish it out all day but cant take, haha sorry tho mino you're defending a troll.

Tony this is the DoD community. For every person that shit talks me behind my back, there is 100 more that do the same to you. Its the internet. Who do think told me you went bald by 14? Your "friends". Are you oblivious to how everyone thinks of you? You're mentally retarded, of course people tell you do shit because they know you'll do it and they laugh at it.

You're the bum in bum fights bro, don you get it?

Edit: First your jealous of how I make a living, now my hair. This is really flattering

by **james-** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:22 pm

by **Sears** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:13 pm

I be like...

by **Mino** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:07 pm

by **Sears** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:55 pm

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

by **Mino** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:41 pm

As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:25 pm

by **k4b00m** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:21 pm

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:58 pm

lol ice ice baby

by **Sears** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:56 pm

more gifs plz

by **akiro** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:51 pm

lol, just lol.

you always say how people talk about whoever it is behind there back, and tell you to make someone rage, and how they are losers, and you have a hot gf followed by "this isn't high school". Really? cause what you said sounds the fuck like highschool to me. You care an awful lot about skill in a game you say doesnt matter and it's dead. Oh, and newsflash, Vin Diesel hasn't been cool since 2002, if ever.

also, whenever you post all of these supposed people who are in some secret clique with you, never seem to appear to defend you. I'm sure if they ever do appear, it will explain alot.

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:34 pm

LOL I assure you there is no part of me that wants to be 30, single, and AWFUL at dod even with the biggest nerd-setup imaginable.

I bet he spends a majority of his time in that nerd-centre, beating off and writing letters to girls that don't want him.
lol tenks maybe you should show them that awesome hair-do of yours, that'll be SURE to cure those home-alone weekend blues, getting the shit kicked outta you in 12mans all night. YOU DO KNOW that every time you show up in vent people laugh behind your back,make fun of you and ask me to rage the shit outta you right? You're a walking joke.

Maybe you should show them that boss 330,000$ computer of yours, seeing as how it's worth more than the house that I own.

*And it was tough, I was always very self-conscience, and I used to wear a hat alot. Then one day i took someones advice and said fuck it, and shaved it down. My gf is hot as fuck and she doesn't seem to mind so REALLY....what does it matter? Besides, are you REALLY trying to make me muddy by making fun of my appearance? This isn't high-shool, you're 30. No wonder nobody loves you

by **tenks** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:23 pm

The funny thing is he made up the value of my setup, what was it.. $4k the first day he was jelly? And I guess with some crazy Canadian depreciation it increased in value to $9k yesterday, day 3 of being jelly. I made $5000 in 2 days!

Tony, what's it like to lose all the hair on your head before you grow any on your balls?

by **Cage** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:14 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
Cage wrote:
TonyMontana wrote: 1 man. 5 screens. 6 kills.
Dude literally sat in vent and tried to make me muddy by making hair jokes?
Yeah you were mad though, and the only response you had going was making a "DUHHH" noise like a 5year old, take another hour to figure the next response since your brain is so slow you can only shit talk on forums.
Also, why are you so butthurt about him having more expensive shit than you? He didn't bring it up, you did.

And as I said in vent last night, he keeps saying it to piss you off cause you were butthurt about it.

by **Airnick15** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 pm

tenks wrote:Didn't read, was combing hair.

hahah, just as everyone predicted you would... Can't say shit when someone is talking directly to you, DUH DUH DUUUH. Better go to bed and sleep on it real hard and come back the next day and reply with a 1911 post. LOL. Tony's muddy.

Less time posting, more time learning how to not scopewalk for 40 minutes.

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:00 pm

Cage wrote:
TonyMontana wrote: 1 man. 5 screens. 6 kills.
Dude literally sat in vent and tried to make me muddy by making hair jokes?
Yeah you were mad though, and the only response you had going was making a "DUHHH" noise like a 5year old, take another hour to figure the next response since your brain is so slow you can only shit talk on forums.
Also, why are you so butthurt about him having more expensive shit than you? He didn't bring it up, you did.

by **tenks** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:20 am

Didn't read, was combing hair.

hahah, just as everyone predicted you would... Can't say shit when someone is talking directly to you, DUH DUH DUUUH. Better go to bed and sleep on it real hard and come back the next day and reply with a 1911 post. LOL. Tony's muddy.

by **devin-** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:17 am

Autism at it's finest.

by **Cage** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:41 am

TonyMontana wrote: 1 man. 5 screens. 6 kills.
Dude literally sat in vent and tried to make me muddy by making hair jokes?

Yeah you were mad though, and the only response you had going was making a "DUHHH" noise like a 5year old, take another hour to figure the next response since your brain is so slow you can only shit talk on forums.
Also, why are you so butthurt about him having more expensive shit than you? He didn't bring it up, you did.

by **akiro** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:25 am

You make fun of my hair? I lay pipe on the daily without any.

For some reason, when you say this I take it as you like it pedo style. Also, what the fuck are you? Racist as seen by your tpg team pass, or a wannabe as seen by your use of the word "nigga"? You're white, you have no reason to say either of those things, especially when saying Vin Diesel before it, so just stop acting like a big bad ass internet dude, and then bitching at others for them "doing it to you". Getting picked last in 12mans, guess what that shit isn't always skill related, if you clash with someone or someone doesnt know you, you aren't getting picked anywhere near first.

Even if someone does shitty in a 12man, who cares those things are a clusterfuck and filled with former cheaters or current cheaters anyways.

by **nik** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:54 am

your the biggest troll ever.
I stopped reading halfway post 1.

I just wonder if you are actually aware of this and doing it on purpose..
or if you are clueless and worthy of the full retard title.

by **TonyMontana** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:28 am

tenks wrote:
tugger wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:If we needed a 6th in the nations cup, and only you and Nicholson were available, who do you think would start?

lol tugger you're so shitty you can't even die right

woah buddy you really are mad at me since that harrington 12man on sunday... haha

dont trip tugger. Tony's a typical keyboard cowboy. On the forums and in mm1 he puts on this front like he's a badass, but when it comes to vent and real life he's just a quiet little bitch with nothing to say.

Dude was bald by 14. He's clearly just mad at life. Ignore him.

1 man. 5 screens. 6 kills.
Dude literally sat in vent and tried to make me muddy by making hair jokes?

And for the record, I have many advantages in life, as do must of us, that most people dont. that most people pray to god for every night. I lost my hair when I was like 22, big deal. Vin Deisel nigga. I am always greatful for the things I have, and wouldn't dare ask the world for more. You're not supposed to brag about the advantages you have in life to other people that don't, deuche-bag. Apparently you think this is still high-school, but wake the fuck up dude. You're 30, you're last pick in a dead game even with the control centre from Star Trek, and you're still beating off between 12mans. Better grease your hair up, because at this rate, you'll need 35 screens to be as good as me. You're gonna wanna look good buying all that hardware.

You ask me if I'm "jelly" because I can't afford your setup? I whoop your ass daily on a weaker one.
You make fun of my hair? I lay pipe on the daily without any.

by **milo** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:01 pm

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by **hypnotik_** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:30 pm

hypnotik_ wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:Defiance, nobody in TPG will ever miss you, ever for any reason.

Oh and hey tugger! Everyone's new favorite half-Canadian loser.
Question:
How do you go 40-20 in every 12man you play, regardless of who its against,
And then go 15-30 in matches, and keep your mouth shut the entire time like a little bitch?
Too afraid to cheat in a match? or too afraid to play legit in a 12man?
Or is the pressure just WAY too much for you to handle, and when it comes time to play when it counts, you fold up like a chair and play like absolute shit?

I bet you prone and hide in the dark corners of life too
Is inbreeding common where you live?

bump

by **tenks** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:44 pm

tugger wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:If we needed a 6th in the nations cup, and only you and Nicholson were available, who do you think would start?

lol tugger you're so shitty you can't even die right

woah buddy you really are mad at me since that harrington 12man on sunday... haha

dont trip tugger. Tony's a typical keyboard cowboy. On the forums and in mm1 he puts on this front like he's a badass, but when it comes to vent and real life he's just a quiet little bitch with nothing to say.

Dude was bald by 14. He's clearly just mad at life. Ignore him.

by **Tin Bad** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:16 pm

GOML!!!

by **Jkid** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:11 pm

showtime wrote:
Tin Bad wrote:
TonyMontana wrote: The team pw, which...lol.....was changed by someone that undeniably is mainly concerned with winning......
is: tonyisanidiot

so...
I fail to see how I am "undeniably .. mainly concerned with winning". You obviously know nothing about me...I bet you didn't know that I played with DD-Aftershock for about 2 years when I was on the 187th team.......or that I was on TeamLess for a while too where we practically lost every single match for like 3+ seasons but didn't care (GOML krud/jkid/swave/tom/insom LOL). We all just had a great time each and every match and didn't care about winning or losing.
Those were the days

Pretty sure we won more matches without TinBad playing than when he started for us.

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