Upper
dirty ghetto f**ks vs. team risK
This match can be very close! Bullgooselooney vs patten will be the deciding factor. patten is way more experienced but don't underestimate bull, he is a very sneaky little turtle, and can go on some nasty streaks. The rest of the positions will be who can deep throat better, because that's basically the only skill that will get you far on merderet, since moving.... yeah there isn't a lot of that going on. I'm going with dgf for the upset.
dgf by 3
Donkey PunchN Krew vs. THUNDER
GLHF folks, it's going to be boring as fuck, and the first two things that popped into my head when I saw the schedule was JUST GREAT, worst map ever, and the best team ever. At this day and age, I can't really find it in me to try hard against good teams, just doesn't work! I need more than that, maybe someone needs to start cheating so I can have a reason to dump on people...errr kill people! I think I'll probably go for some random ass kills, because winning isn't really on my agenda.
THUNDER by 134
team 99 vs. Wraith Rangers
99 is a good team on paper. They have stealth who just recently discovered he wasn't playing with a mouse all this time...I mean mousefix! Then we have acetamino, who before last week I didn't even realise he played this game as long as me, thanks for filling me in guys! Ummm who else....oh Andy Sheen sucks balls, he has a fucking dog, what's up with that, cat's are better. According to stealth's prediction joel has better internet now, hot damn, maybe he will get more than 10 kills, and maybe even put his own team's tag on this time. I'm not great at this whole sarcastically talking shit gig, so I'll wrap this up. You guys need to start winning some matches, so we can be rivals!!
team 99 by 47
GameSpy Rangers vs. Lawnchair Mafia
Mogers leaving LcM basically put the nail in the coffin for any sort of mid season comeback. FF win

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GSR by 1
Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris
If this were a scrim, everyone in the match will drop 40+, but help me god if this were a pub, nobody would be safe from winnfield's pubstar dominance. Since this is a match, this will be VERY close one. I'm going to predict jules winnfield sprinting into blue room, taking 4 stg bullets to the face from a proned STG, headshotting said STG through the door, surviving with 2 health points, then getting a triple nade kill, then not dieing to a whole clip of STG fire, then garanding said STG, and WINNING THE MATCH FOR WINNFIELD!!!!! Too bad that same thing happened the other day and you didn't win... THIS IS YOUR TIME FOR REDEMPTION!
Winnfield & Sons by 4
Lower
1080p vs. Heavy Hitters
To be frank, I really don't want to predict anything else, so these are going to be bad... I mean worse..... if that's possible...I've seen 1080p on YouTube, and I haven't seen heavy hitters on youtube, so that's one thing going for them, YOU GUYS GET MY VOTE!!!
1080p by 27
Merrill's Marauders vs. Hell's Kitchen
HK had a cheater named neeko on their Eagle team, so if he plays for them in TPG they will win.
HK by 14
Most Valuable Playerz vs. Believe the Hype
I rang for MVPz in 2 scrims the other night, we won the first one, we lost the second one. The end.
MVPz by 28
By InviTe OnLy vs. Kevlar Soul
THESE TEAM NAMES ARE CRAAAAAAZY
Tied 48-48, overtime solved nothing, so it went to shootout, and BarbWIRE is the hero for BIO.
Fatal Mistake vs. TeamLess
I'm not 100% sure on this, but sources say there is no lower suze on dod_merderet, so FM loses
fM 1999 - TeamLess 2000
VMF-214 Blacksheep vs. Bad Ass Wankers
Reppin BAW, they got this one in the bag. Fireguy will be the hero in this one.
BAW by 14