which team would win

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:20 am

I dont know how me and Jee started talking about this but somehow we ended up saying okay you build a team and ill build a team and we will see who will win, so just write down team 1 or team 2.

taylors team 1

sniper (cypher) rifle (jaggon, jarod, bob bobson) heavy (cableguy, toxinator)

Jee team 2

sniper (pat) rifle (nomis, jarrod, hilde) heavy (hxc, kaboom)

who won?

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:25 am

probably taylors team would win this.

Snipers-
Cypher > Pat

Rifles-
jaggon, jarrod, bob bobson < nomis, jarrod, hidlebrand - but very close

Heavies-
Cableguy, toxinator > hxc, kaboom

I just feel like cableguy, tox, jarrod, jaggon, and cypher all know just what it takes to win in this game.

Post by **ceebz** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:30 am

team 1

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:10 am

All I know is that if it's on Lennon and Jarrod gets kar, he wins the match 1v6..

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:12 am

we would win if it was 2004.

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:44 am

Pat? you kidding me?

<3

`NG · Post by **`NG** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:47 am

Bobson with laptop mouse > err'one else

hXc · Post by **hXc** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:07 pm

i still think we need to have a USA vs Canada match..... someone set this up, or i will.

element · Post by **element** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:11 pm

the real question is why would you pick hilde?

Post by **ceebz** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:35 pm

element wrote:the real question is why would you pick hilde?

hilde the only guy i knows that thinks sniper should be like a heavy and rush all over the map

the fact you didnt choose me for heavy is lame, GTFO!

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:38 pm

Clearly team 1 because of bob bobson. A. louuuuuuie~

ceebz wrote:
element wrote:the real question is why would you pick hilde?
hilde the only guy i knows that thinks sniper should be like a heavy and rush all over the map

That's how I play it. It's much more fun.

stevehisey_ · Post by **stevehisey_** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:27 pm

Worst thread topic ever

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:31 pm

it really depends on your definition of winning...

SpoonIsBad · Post by **SpoonIsBad** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:50 pm

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:21 pm

Im flattered.

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:57 pm

stealthlol wrote:Clearly team 1 because of bob bobson. A. louuuuuuie~

ceebz wrote:
element wrote:the real question is why would you pick hilde?
hilde the only guy i knows that thinks sniper should be like a heavy and rush all over the map
That's how I play it. It's much more fun.

A+++

Miller` · Post by **Miller`** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 am

hildebrand wrote:
stealthlol wrote:Clearly team 1 because of bob bobson. A. louuuuuuie~

ceebz wrote: hilde the only guy i knows that thinks sniper should be like a heavy and rush all over the map
That's how I play it. It's much more fun.
A+++

If I hear Joey yell at me to stay up in the loft one more time, I'm going to yell. Too much heavy/rifle/idiocy in me to stay still.

Post by **ceebz** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:53 am

Miller` wrote:
hildebrand wrote:
stealthlol wrote:Clearly team 1 because of bob bobson. A. louuuuuuie~

That's how I play it. It's much more fun.
A+++

If I hear Joey yell at me to stay up in the loft one more time, I'm going to yell. Too much heavy/rifle/idiocy in me to stay still.

just tell joey you will rape him if you get a chance he will stop

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:36 pm

ceebz wrote:just tell joey you will rape him if you get a chance he will stop

Do you even lift?

Post by **ceebz** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:03 pm

alex kirk wrote:
ceebz wrote:just tell joey you will rape him if you get a chance he will stop
Do you even lift?

do you like daggers?

dorraj · Post by **dorraj** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:24 pm

I'm shitty, pick up someone else.

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:28 pm

damn. hxc kaboom and jared all picked over me to heavy? okay then lol

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:36 pm

Ryan don't pull a corey and get offended.. Idk who jee even is..

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:31 pm

Maybe you'd have gotten picked Ryan if this was a Sexually Suggestive Photo Shoot contest.

ohhhhbeeee · Post by **ohhhhbeeee** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:21 pm

scorch- wrote:it really depends on your definition of winning...

going to bed laughing.

thank you good sir.

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:34 am

im glad i dont have to be offended for once! thank you tayl_ub! <3

in all seriousness though, those are 12 good players but yeah there could be some very easy substitutes (ryan generally is our best player whether we win or lose so in a real situation you'd really have to pick him over basically every heavy on that list, with tox being the only option i would put as a comparable option, sorry joey taylor chris, he just generally on average plays better than you guys, not taking anything away from you 3) and seanmicahsabine probably makes the best point out of anyone about the ability to just plain have what it takes to win. some players are better than others but don't know how to win matches when it counts the most i.e. taylor being shocked to get shot in the back/gayed a couple times in a finals match on harrington or joey complaining about proning on donner then hardly ever leaving his stomach in half the matches he plays against us on normal maps (just what my heavies have told me). and bryan (dorito) should be on that rifle list overrrrrrrrr lets see here...everyone. he and tox are the smartest and most consistent players ive ever played with or against and he's also just plain a winner.

my two cents ! this post is sponsored by: the time of the morning and the letter V for the Vicodin i just took.

tr4gik · Post by **tr4gik** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:43 am

people still get off on these kind of topics?

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:22 am

Leave it to the Markos to take this too seriously

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:35 am

tr4gik wrote:people still get off on these kind of topics?

Erik, yes and honestly there isn't much else left to talk about in this game.

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:17 pm

i was indulging them and the discussion that they had, leave it to airnick15 to think he can fit in by sarcastically shit talking people on here then ball riding them at all other times.

hi ericGdet1gstddtr4gikmang

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:21 pm

well dag nabbit, now im offended.

tr4gik · Post by **tr4gik** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:55 pm

lets play some dod i got a hour before i close my shop up find me under melmac on steam friends

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:26 pm

addin you eric we'll 12man this shit up next time youre on a computer

tr4gik · Post by **tr4gik** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:31 pm

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:49 pm

haha wait, how am i offended? could you tell my tone was sarcastic? oh wait, it's the interwebs, you can't tell someones tone over the interwebs! so obviously you know by my post, that i'm offended

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:51 pm

lol corey, why was i brought into this thread by you and why are you talking shit about me? you tell taylor to not be shocked over the fact you played like a complete homo against him recently in harry middle, then talk shit on me for proning in bunker on donner??? i never "complained about proning on donner", thats one of the only maps i WONT complain, because thats just how donner is and i accept that. it's your team that was complaining about it. and do you want my demos from the harrington finals when iwa beat you? because taylor and i outplayed ryan and riv at mtn, i hardly EVER proned, and i had plenty of clip worthy stuff and great plays against them. not trying to brag about it or bring up old shit, but just trying to defend myself because all you do is feel the need to talk shit. get over yourself bro it's a fucking video game. we all get it, you ryan and tox are the fucking best ever and we are all just fighting for 2nd place, and you are the most winningest player ever. now go apply that kind of fucking dedication to your real life and maybe you wont feel so shitty about yourself that you need to remind everyone what an incredible gamer you are online

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:59 pm

LOL joey clearly had a bad day today. change your tampon idiot, you're more bi polar and two faced than anyone else the dod community has ever seen. fuckin hypocritical meth head

and let me know how it feels that a dude with two prosthetic legs has accomplished much more physically and scholastically in his lifetime than you as well. dod is a hobby. you're a tool. grow a sack.

hXc · Post by **hXc** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:08 pm

i don't think joey ever complained about proning on donner.. if i am correct, i believe kellenoyster was the one complaining on gotfrag.. isn't that right?

oh and trust me corey i still know my record against thunder/jetty is 0-30. i've never beat your team when it matters or counts. i gotcha.

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:10 pm

whatever the case is taylor i wasn't even insulting joey and he just instantly turned into a menstruating female like he always does because, very simply, he's always been able to dish it out and completely unable to take ANY criticism. even if hes not even being criticized. NOR WAS I CRITICIZING YOU. jesus christ this community gets less and less mature by the second, it is mind blowing.

hXc · Post by **hXc** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:13 pm

JaGGoNdd wrote: the ability to just plain have what it takes to win. some players are better than others but don't know how to win matches when it counts the most i.e. taylor being shocked to get shot in the back/gayed a couple times in a finals match on harrington or joey complaining about proning on donner then hardly ever leaving his stomach in half the matches he plays against us on normal maps (just what my heavies have told me).

well after all you did say that him and i don't have what it takes to win matches.. i think that gives him a reason to say something considering joey and i both can clearly win matches.. lol

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:39 am

JaGGoNdd wrote:some players are better than others but don't know how to win matches when it counts the most i.e. taylor being shocked to get shot in the back/gayed a couple times in a finals match on harrington

It doesn't sound like he's saying you don't know how to win matches, just that you complained about him playing slower in a finals match.

hXc · Post by **hXc** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:24 am

stealthlol wrote: It doesn't sound like he's saying you don't know how to win matches, just that you complained about him playing slower in a finals match.

possibly.. but somewhere in that paragraph of his it stated that we don't have what it takes to win.. probably should have been worded better if that isn't what he meant

Jee · Post by **Jee** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:48 am

LOLOOOOOOL this was a conversation just for fun. I was in my work dinner. It evolved into a therad of 2 pages. Funny \:D

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:59 am

by the looks of it i should have never started this thread

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:29 pm

taylu_b wrote:by the looks of it i should have never started this thread

Nope, the ego boost was actually pretty nice, considering how bad I am

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:07 pm

jesus taylor i was stating a single example of one match where you and him had an issue with something "gay" happening for the other team to try and win. you have issues bro, no one was talking shit. and even further than that, this has been a HYPOTHETICAL conversation about a VIDEO GAME. i considered both you and joey to be "friends" or whatever you'd like to refer to it as over the internet and now both of you are just fucking douche bags over a response in a thread that wasn't even offensive. fuckin insignificant little shit blowing, this game is going to be completely dead within 3 months anyways and you two fuckers are crying because i brought up one single specific 40 minute period over the last 7 years.

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:32 pm

I like where this thread is going

hXc · Post by **hXc** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:59 pm

what? i'm not talking shit.. i'm just a douche bag with issues lol

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:16 pm

Lol meth head? Bi polar? Get real, ive never touched a hard drug in my life. And every time I think we are both cool and that youre a decent guy, I read or hear yet another cocky and smug filled comment about how amazing you or your teamates are. So maybe its the fact I keep being fooled into thinking you are a humble individual with the slightest ounce of humility, and then instantly being proven wrong, that is leading you to believe im bi polar. But no worries, that wont happen again. You will remain a concieted drugged up faggot forever in my mind. And congrats on all of your accomplishments you speak of... youre the greatest irl as well apparently.. You should run for president and tell everyone about all your dead game rings

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:18 pm

whoah