Dear tenks,

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:09 pm

If, one day, you'd like to have a civil and rational conversation on why you're so shitty at this ten year old game in which you've deluded yourself into thinking you're good at, I'm all ears.

Sincerely,
I'm better than you.

img · Post by **img** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:39 pm

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA

People still play DoD?

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:43 pm

img wrote:whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA

People still play DoD?

Sup, John Clanin... having fun photoshopping dick pics in Japan or something?

img · Post by **img** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:54 pm

I don't even have time to Photoshop anymore

All i do is work, sleep, and drink.

Cage · Post by **Cage** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:06 pm

Oh this is gonna be great!

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:20 pm

aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:If, one day, you'd like to have a civil and rational conversation on why you're so shitty at this ten year old game in which you've deluded yourself into thinking you're good at, I'm all ears.

Sincerely,
I'm better than you.

funny thing is I never once claimed to be good or have claimed it in any recent memory. the only claim I've made is one which you cheat, and everyone in the community told me this before I came back and everyone in the community still says it 6 months later. I didnt even know who you were, I thought you were the same person as Dustin Young - just another cheating kid playing the game pretending to be good 8 years after if was relevant. But way to turn this around from "you're cheating" to me "claiming I'm good" - same old a-typical shit from you

The only delusional person is you because you really think that we all don't know you cheat. Way to start a thread about it, how sad is your life when you have to cheat at a 10 year old game? must be pretty bad

Seriously,
go outside

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:51 pm

tenks wrote:funny thing is I never once claimed to be good or have claimed it in any recent memory.

Granted, you never claimed this verbally. You do, however, seem to call cheats on me and plenty of other people you've 12manned against. Whether jokingly or not (which you aren't in my case), you obviously can't fathom that I could just be better than you, which I've inferred to mean that you think you're good. Is my logic flawed?

I also remember you claiming in some other thread that you were "in cal-i" before Joey something or other. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you were joking, but come on now... Joey's avatar suggests he has 7 fingers on each hand... and us five-fingered folk can't even dream of the miracles that Joey could do with a mouse.

tenks wrote:the only claim I've made is one which you cheat, and everyone in the community told me this before I came back and everyone in the community still says it 6 months later. I didnt even know who you were, I thought you were the same person as Dustin Young - just another cheating kid playing the game pretending to be good 8 years after if was relevant.

Just so you don't come at me (bro) with some nonsensical reply like "ur not doin it rite" or "stop changing da subjact," I have cheated before in like 2007 or some crazy year (I was high on cheats) and plenty of people know that. I haven't cheated since then... and just to refresh everyone's memories of me shooting them in the face through corners before they peek, I don't even have enough digits to count how many people cheated with or against me during that same period of time.

Now, to change the subject. Everyone in this community also seems to think you're absolutely fucking awful at this video game and you playing in 12mans essentially makes it a 5v6 because you crouch around all over the place, bait your teammates, prone in random corners (which I proceed to check and then headshot yo dumbass), subsequently get mad and complain and then never go your route, herpaderpderpherpderp, spam your shitty binds that no one even remotely thinks is funny or gets mad about (hint: they think you're retarded), rage in vent about people, who are obviously better than you, cheating, and are generally useless for 40 minutes. I haven't seen this kind of retardation since the kid in Deliverance and sadly, I think the Deliverance kid has you beat considering he's actually talented.

tenks wrote:But way to turn this around from "you're cheating" to me "claiming I'm good" - same old a-typical shit from you

Mmmm, I guess I couldn't beat you to the whole "changing the topic" shit you always ramble on about after all. I also think atypical means that it's not typical of me. L2DICK-SHUN-A-REE.

Topic change: Dueling banjos are cool.
Uzae_SqbmDE

tenks wrote:The only delusional person is you because you really think that we all don't know you cheat. Way to start a thread about it, how sad is your life when you have to cheat at a 10 year old game? must be pretty bad

I hurd thru da grapviine dat u had sum dem0z uv me cheetzing in s0m 12manggzZz an/or bying batter dan u... waaa happpuhnn?

tenks wrote:Seriously,
go outside

I make an active effort to stay pale, but thank you for your concern.

carpenter · Post by **carpenter** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:26 am

inb4 sloth with an epic post. Don't fail me sloth.

bewton · Post by **bewton** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:28 am

John! How's it going bro?

Hey do u have any of the old cpl pics? Wanted to look back on those good ole days

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:30 am

Clanin left the city of New York?? I thought he just took little boys to Central Park in hopes of smoking a J, only to get them almost arrested and lose their licenses? Park closes as sundown, that is when the Whopper comes out.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:02 am

Whoah whoah whoah

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:57 am

didnt read lol

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:08 am

Joey's avatar suggests he has 7 fingers on each hand... and us five-fingered folk can't even dream of the miracles that Joey could do with a mouse

or with a vagina dick

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:39 pm

img wrote:I don't even have time to Photoshop anymore All i do is work, sleep, and drink.

You should definitely fulfill your destiny and monetize photoshopping dick pics.

mogers wrote:
Joey's avatar suggests he has 7 fingers on each hand... and us five-fingered folk can't even dream of the miracles that Joey could do with a mouse
or with a vagina dick

That's what a mouth is for... NAMSAAAYYINNNNNNN?!

PS. MATT!

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:22 pm

mare · Post by **mare** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:27 pm

So, you cheated before and now you think it is completely unjustified that people think you cheat?

You shouldn't be angry.

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:59 pm

mare wrote:So, you cheated before and now you think it is completely unjustified that people think you cheat?

You shouldn't be angry.

I think you missed the point. I have no problems with people thinking I cheat because I understand it's justified. I was simply responding to his mention of my supposed cheating. This thread is about bigger things (refer to OP).

james- · Post by **james-** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:01 pm

lowcarb · Post by **lowcarb** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:08 pm

but its not a mention of supposed cheating... it's a mention of cheating.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:50 pm

Not sure why people are convinced Andy's cheating. He's really bad. And really, really Asian.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:51 pm

stealthlol wrote:Not sure why people are convinced Andy's cheating. He's really bad. And really, really Asian.

About 80% bad, 20% Asian, if I recall.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:55 pm

alex kirk wrote:
stealthlol wrote:Not sure why people are convinced Andy's cheating. He's really bad. And really, really Asian.
About 80% bad, 20% Asian, if I recall.

You're right. Who was I kidding? Andy, you so white.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:11 pm

LOL potential thread of the year.

awaiting jason's response.

mexicant · Post by **mexicant** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:55 am

Oh Andy!!!! i love you but Saying you don't cheat anymore is like saying I shaved my beard. It's just a blatant lie

img · Post by **img** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:09 am

Hi Brandon! thing's are going great just over here in Japan till 2014-2015ish. I don't have anything from CPL cause it's on a old hard drive at my parents house so i wouldn't be able to get anything to you

I miss you though cutie pie

Post by **D-bo** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:45 am

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:24 pm

still waiting...

surely tenks will deliver.....

stile · Post by **stile** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:44 pm

whatever.

stevehisey_ · Post by **stevehisey_** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:56 pm

mexicant wrote:Oh Andy!!!! i love you but Saying you don't cheat anymore is like saying I shaved my beard. It's just a blatant lie

No one cheats harder than rivas...especially that saints match a couple seasons ago

Gorillabc · Post by **Gorillabc** » Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:32 pm

Andy,

You forgot to mention how he bitches and moans when he does awful (which is always) and blames everyone else on his team for his said awfulness.

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:59 pm

Keep hope alive.

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:59 pm

This thread had potential until stile crapped all in it.

Polak · Post by **Polak** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:16 pm

I'm still waiting for tenks to say something =/

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:56 pm

The Great White Hope.

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:54 am

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