He went off exploring on his own and came trotting back a little while later... covered in crap.


I have no idea how he managed to get it all over his head and neck... there was even a little on his back around his shoulder blades.
I tried to get him to go swimming in the pond to rinse some of it off, but he wasn't having any of it.

I gave him a thorough bath when we got back to the house, but he still stinks.
For being a very intelligent dog, he is a complete dumbass.