25 Signs you may be Canadian

[hellfire]

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars .

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. ... also , Alex Trebec, David Foley, Matthew Perry etc.etc.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a toque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from `Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them!"

WANT MORE??? Heres that eh... http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/can.htm

[CharlieGiteau]

Son of a bitch, I can relate to some of these....I'm part Canadian!?

[hellfire]

u got a french last name !!! you must be!

[CharlieGiteau]

LoL, I pulled this name from an old Johnny Cash song. I'm American with German descent. Sorry for being deceptive...but hey, my bush matches my hair color!

[mg_]

Oh sweet, I hope you start posting internet chain letters next. Seriously, this is queer as fuck.


YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO STOP POSTING QUEER SHIT LIKE THIS OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A BULLFROG.

[hellfire]

come here so i can punch you in the fucking head

[t`RavE]

Oh sweet, I hope you start posting internet chain letters next. Seriously, this is queer as fuck.


YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO STOP POSTING QUEER SHIT LIKE THIS OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A BULLFROG.

Might not be such a bad gig if you get kissed by a princess, AMIRITE!?!?!?

[unpro]

No hes right, this is like a canadian version of jex foxworthy jokes.

[hildebrand]

A+, would read again.

[Bromley]

haha so true!

[k4b00m]

f u american noobs

[aLpha.cn-[tang]]

MY NAME'S CHRIS.

[unpro]

pretty sure the US has been around longer, thus making canadians the noobs here.

[hellfire]

whats this about us being a hat to the USA???

[Airnick15]

You might be Canadian if you look to riot after Stanley Cup Finals Game 7 losses

[seanality]

I remember the last time I was in Canada I was so surprised that they called Soda, Pop.

[scorch-]

were you also surprised when you went to the supermarket and there was food?

[james-]

I found it funny.