Dear Flax

Bane_ · Post by **Bane_** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:29 am

I'm writing this in hopes that this transmission will cause an electric current to stream through the networks, find you, and provide an ample enough amount of zap to the tip of your penis to bring you back for one last hurrah. I know that's probably not going to happen, but hey, a girl can dream right? My favorite DoD column on Gotfrag was "Ask Flax". Everyone was touched (not by an angel) by your insightful words of wisdom. Miss you.

P.S. Heather Langenkamp

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:11 am

I highly approve this message and feel, if I dream hard enough, it will come true.

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:45 pm

Well THIS brightened by day. Saddened to see its appreciation spread so thin, but f those guys. I talked to him the other week so he could send me the old gg #awfulworks terrible geocities web page he kept up all those years, including the team history, and my life was immediately better for it.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:55 pm

Todo wrote:Well THIS brightened by day. Saddened to see its appreciation spread so thin, but f those guys.

I mean, what did you expect from today's remaining community? Let's be real here.

purikura · Post by **purikura** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:05 pm

I have directed Mr. Flax here through the AOL instant messenger

akiro · Post by **akiro** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:14 pm

hi mike

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:07 pm

Holding out for jmurrz.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:53 pm

I had jmurrz like 3 seasons ago but his interest was very low

flax · Post by **flax** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:29 am

Day of Defeat is still a thing.

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:52 am

flax wrote:Day of Defeat is still a thing.

The proclamation has been made. All hail flax.

flax · Post by **flax** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:41 am

I clicked a bunch of stuff on this website and it is a time machine. You can't tell the difference between a thread made today and a decade ago. Without judgement; it's nice that you fucking weirdos still have a place to be fucking weirdos.

Dear bandUNDERSCORE, I recently purchased a new couch, the middle seat does not recline like the ends, while it's not the end of the world it's mildly inconvenient. I hope all is going well with you, thanks for defending my freedoms and the like.

So in the story of your life, do you consider me more Turk or Dr. Cox to your JD?

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:14 am

Gonna be a tough call.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:34 am

Well, now things are starting to look up.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:21 am

Slow down there Crawtona. Might want to take him out to dinner before you put his balls in your mouth.

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:10 am

I'm not sure I've ever seen a couch where all 3 seats recline. How would it? You kick the middle one in and out? Or there's a little loop in between the seats that you pull?

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:52 am

mogers wrote:Slow down there Crawtona. Might want to take him out to dinner before you put his balls in your mouth.

Merely presenting the options, my friend. The question was clearly not aimed at me. Which, oddly enough, would put me solidly in gif #2.

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:53 am

Todo wrote:I'm not sure I've ever seen a couch where all 3 seats recline. How would it? You kick the middle one in and out? Or there's a little loop in between the seats that you pull?

This is the future Todo, I assume technology would allow for vocal activation or some kind of brain stem interlink.

flax · Post by **flax** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:01 am

How obvious is it that I'm going to swat you in the nose with a news paper for using the word 'future' while being on a dod 1.3 roster? I'm rusty, have a lil patience.

flax · Post by **flax** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:04 am

flax wrote:How obvious is it that I'm going to swat you in the nose with a news paper for using the word 'future' while being on a dod 1.3 roster? I'm rusty, have a lil patience.

Yeah, thats no good.

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:09 pm

flax wrote:How obvious is it that I'm going to swat you in the nose with a news paper for using the word 'future' while being on a dod 1.3 roster? I'm rusty, have a lil patience.

On a scale of Fido to Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, at least a 7.8.

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:23 pm

Have you considered taking a hacksaw to it and setting up an intricate system of levers and pulleys requiring a full body suit to operate?

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:23 pm

crawtona wrote:
flax wrote:How obvious is it that I'm going to swat you in the nose with a news paper for using the word 'future' while being on a dod 1.3 roster? I'm rusty, have a lil patience.
On a scale of Fido to Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, at least a 7.8.

I think I meant 1.2.

flax · Post by **flax** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:07 pm

This is one of the worst threads since 1911 came back, right?

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:11 pm

I certainly hope so. If not, you need to step up your game. Consider creating a poll. With such a thing, we could judge user interactions and come up with a baseline from which we could derive useful metrics. We could then extrapolate said data to find out just how tasty strawberry waffles could be. With science.

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:15 pm

i love everything about this.

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:22 pm

An excerpt of flax's interview with the wife of high ranking GFB member Buddy Lee:

Question: how did you and bl celebrate when he got to cal-main?

Answer: What?!? WTF (nerd language) is cal-main?

Followup/Retort: you know he should keep it in cal open, right? right.

Answer: Once again, WTF are you talking about?

crawtona · Post by **crawtona** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:26 pm

Todo wrote:An excerpt of flax's interview with the wife of high ranking GFB member Buddy Lee:

Question: how did you and bl celebrate when he got to cal-main?

Answer: What?!? WTF (nerd language) is cal-main?

Followup/Retort: you know he should keep it in cal open, right? right.

Answer: Once again, WTF are you talking about?

I am in a meeting and snorted in an attempt not to outburst in uproarious laughter. I pretended it was a cough. I am not confident in the overall success of the ruse.

wintehs · Post by **wintehs** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:58 am

Todo wrote:An excerpt of flax's interview with the wife of high ranking GFB member Buddy Lee:

Question: how did you and bl celebrate when he got to cal-main?

Answer: What?!? WTF (nerd language) is cal-main?

Followup/Retort: you know he should keep it in cal open, right? right.

Answer: Once again, WTF are you talking about?

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