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Matt Gardner,

You want a full run down? Here we go!

• Alchemy - 53 --> I've been trying to get this higher, but you have to make so many god damn potions.
• Alteration - 16 --> No idea what I used to make this even 16.
• Archery - 53 --> I can't aim with joysticks.
• Block 58 --> Still use it, but most of the time i just take the hits and beat people down.
• Conjuration - 44 --> All the way up here just by conjuring a flame atronarch from time to time.
• Destruction - 29 --> Dual flames on the baby spiders? Hilarious.
• Enchanting - 79 --> Worth leveling this if you haven't.
• Heavy Armor - 90 --> Not sure why this isn't at 100 yet.
• Illusion - 16 --> See Alteration.
• Light Armor - 26 --> I put on light armor once for fun and it sky rocketed.
• Lockpicking - 79 --> It's because I can't find locks to pick! But since I got the skeleton key, I have about 150 picks.
• One-Handed - 100 --> First and only at 100! Woo! I went from swords to maces to daggers, then back to swords.
• Pickpocket - 22 --> I feel bad pick pocketing.
• Restoration - 36 --> Using dual or fast healing only.
• Smithing - 86 --> See enchanting. Trying to get dragon armor, but also made some sweet weapons.
• Sneak - 47 --> I sneak a lot, not sure why this is so low.
• Speech - 52 --> I think I have a perk making this higher. No reason for it to be in the 50's.
• Two-Handed - 23 --> Going to level this once leveling gets slow.
• HP - 400 / Magicka - 198 / Stamina - 296 --> Almost all my stat points went into HP. A few into stamina, but a lot of my gear ups it as well. I rarely use magic and what it's at now is almost perfect.

I was going to get all my armor and weapon details, but forgot to check. Maybe next time. To end this, I have to things to say. First, I hate when dragons just fly around above you without landing. It's like, "Hello? I'm waiting down here in a field. Plenty of room to land." Dumb frost dragon got lucky. Secondly, right before I shut the game off for the night, I used my power from the Companions (not going to say if you haven't done it yet) and shat on Whiterun. It was hilarious until I went into the castle and the Jarl wouldn't die completely. His guards overwhelmed me!

Looking forward to reading all of your stats,
Kevin Rogers

dual-wielding ice spike attacks with a high destruction magic level make the game ridiculously easy

My humblest comrade,

Let me weave you a tale,
Of conquests daring and bold;
Whilst we drink lots of ale
And gamble with gold.

Twas a day not so dreary,
Though I remained weary
As I entered a dungeon
By the name of Angarvunde.

In the first passage
Stood a small woman. No man
Has come off as savage
As this wench named Medresi Dran.

She was smart, she was cunning.
Though her heart was not running
To keep me away from a fight.

For in the next room
Was a terrible sight,
But I knew it would not be my doom.
For the draugrs went boom
As I cleared the Tomb
And the woman came running so soon.

"The treasure, it's mine!"
She yelled from behind.
Then she blushed
As she rushed
To make herself hush
And tell me my arrival was divine.

"It's only right there."
I followed her stare;
Passed two gates where,
To my surprised eye
Sat a chest three feet high.

I fought my way through more zombies,
And I slayed them with ease
Thanks to my sword and my shield
And my mistress who sealed
The draugrs fate with the blade of her ax.

When the gates were then open,
Poor Medresi Dran ran
To the chest which she put all her hope in.
At four feet she began
To rise in the air
While the wind blew her hair
As her screams where then shaken,
And I watched the fair maiden
Get impaled by a bunch of spikes.

The End.

Kevin Rogers,

You want a full run down? Here we go!

•Alchemy - 42 --> soooo many potions. f this. IM RICH SON
•Alteration - 30 --> pretty sure most of this came from skill books
•Archery - 99 --> Loving my ebony bow.
•Block 26 --> I started off trying to use a shield. Switched to Archery soon after
•Conjuration - 43 --> All the way up here just by conjuring a flame atronarch from time to time. <--- This
•Destruction - 57 --> Started off doing Destruction a lot and have somewhat abandoned it.
•Enchanting - 67 --> Doing more of this since my bow and mace have soul trap
•Heavy Armor - 71 --> I'm punished on this one because most people don't even get a chance to hit me
•Illusion - 25 --> See Alteration.
•Light Armor - 59 --> Mine went up because I forgot to unequip the Nightingale armor for a couple days.
•Lockpicking - 100 --> My only 100 for the time being. Now I can finish the skeleton key quest. Woohoo
•One-Handed - 78 --> Maces are fun to use
•Pickpocket - 29 --> I feel bad pick pocketing. <--- This
•Restoration - 40 --> Using dual or fast healing only. <--- This
•Smithing - 43 --> Haven't done much of this yet at all
•Sneak - 83 --> I sneak a lot
•Speech - 58 --> I'm pretty convincing
•Two-Handed - 38 --> Found this kind of boring.
•HP - 336 / Magicka - 335 / Stamina - 260 / Can currently carry 522 items. --> Right now most of my armor bonuses are going to increase my carry capacity because I have 80000 potions and scrolls.

Kevin that poem was simply phenomenal. Did you actually write that or find it on the internets?

I wrote it. I wanted to express the beauty of my experience to you and it wouldn't be fit to just jot down a short paragraph.

Dear Kevin,

I have reached Skuldafn today. If you don't hear from me again fear the worst.

Yours Truely.

Mine truly,

I've got your back. I'm heading to Alduin's portal right now! That dragon will be no match for my lightning!

Your dearest Kevin.

Can we shift the topic of this thread to Magicka?

Level restoration up to a decent level simply by healing quite a bit throughout the game... check
Level smithing to 100 by making daggers... check
Achieve smithing skill of creating daedric armor/shield/mace... check
Sit in a corner against 4 guards, place heavy object on mouse block button to easily level blocking to 100 (since your full daedric armor is practically impenetrable against them)... check

At that point, which isn't hard to achieve, the game gets easy and boring.

Kevin,

I fear that you did not fear the worst after not hearing from me. The world is in ruins now.

Need updates!

My fairest Matthew,

With my semester starting up and squeezing in time for writing all fitting between spending time with my fiancee and doing later-life research, I haven't touched a sword or shield or spell in too long. I hope to find some spare time this weekend so long as you don't expect me to scrim at all. I hope all is well!

Yours truly,
A Sad Soul.

Airnick15 wrote:Need updates!

god no

Linus is jealous because he believes he's the best at a single player game. I'm sorry that Matt and my shenanigans are too much for you!

My battle mage would have killed your warrior so fast you'd not even see the attack coming. And i would have trapped your soul and used it to refill a iron dagger just to humiliate your captured soul. get at me~

Man, I truly never laughed so loud reading e-nerding online RPG stories than reading page 1 through 4 stories (especially when defiance comes up). HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Keep it up, keep it up

cassinoroyale wrote:Keep it up, keep it up

oh god


skyrim is 2ez

fifa12 and nhl 12 is were its at

When you can write beautiful poetry about fucking fifa, you let me know.

And there i was
Champions league finals coming up
My best striker has now been gone for 2 months due to a broken leg
How can i win this without my dear Fernando Torres?
I do not know
But i will trust my amazing goal keeper to save all the balls coming at him
Unless my midfielders can step their offensive up
Upcoming finals tomorow
My GM contract is at stake

Dear god im so glad im not an author.

lolinus wrote:Dear god im so glad im not an author.

Ditto.

Is it weird that I want to quit my job, move out of the hotel rooms, and buy another gaming pc JUST so I can participate in this thread with tales of dragon slaying?

mogers wrote:

lolinus wrote:Dear god im so glad im not an author.

Ditto.

You're missing out.

And Sears - that picture is amazing. Would rep more if able.

Sears wrote:Is it weird that I want to quit my job, move out of the hotel rooms, and buy another gaming pc JUST so I can participate in this thread with tales of dragon slaying?

Just get a laptop and take it with you on the go. Slay some dragons between meetings, or while waiting for room service! HUZZAH!

mogers wrote:

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I made this picture in Paint a few months back, it only seems fitting to paste this here....

Thanks douchebag, happy?

Updates needed!!!

As a result of the lack of Skyrim updates, I have decided to stop playing Witcher and start up my own adventure. Class/race/weapon recommendations? I've never played an Elder Scrolls game so complete noob here.

khajit for rogues(sneak up behind people and insta kill them with your daggers, decently fun).
Redguard if you want to be a warrior, one handed(starts with 10+ one handed).(boring)
If you want to use 2 handed weapons I'd recommend being a orc.(boring)
If you want to run around and shoot magic balls outta your hands then go Dunmer.(most fun)
If you want to be a wizard but still wants to get some hackandslash action go breton and level conjuration.(2nd most fun)

funniest or most fun?

Pick whatever you want. After a while, I've found it doesn't matter what your starting stats are. I was Khajit (for the "see in the dark" skill), and ran around with a one handed weapon and a shield.

Must have mods?

My dearest companion,

Has it been days since we've talked? Weeks? The days blend together now. Nothing stands out anymore. Colors are less vibrant and emotions less intense. Where is the meaning in this thing they call life?! I have longed for a reunion. Longed to see your words and feel your pain or joy or TRIUMPH. I extend an offer, one that you may take or leave--I will judge not. My time left in this world is limited, and I intend to use every second living to the fullest. I implore you to join me and live with me and give ourselves meaning once again.

I long for your answer.

stealthlol wrote:My dearest companion,

Has it been days since we've talked? Weeks? The days blend together now. Nothing stands out anymore. Colors are less vibrant and emotions less intense. Where is the meaning in this thing they call life?! I have longed for a reunion. Longed to see your words and feel your pain or joy or TRIUMPH. I extend an offer, one that you may take or leave--I will judge not. My time left in this world is limited, and I intend to use every second living to the fullest. I implore you to join me and live with me and give ourselves meaning once again.

I long for your answer.

NO!
FUCK YOU

I think this idea is:

THREAD IS BACK!

WINNERS WIN

This is the best thing on the whole internet.

Matthew "LoLgers" Rogers,

I write to you today, shivering to the bone in the cold, mountain regions of some region beginning with a W. I built myself a fire in an attempt to defeat this chill that persists. I can slay dragons, but a bit of snow will stop me in my tracks. Who knew? I find myself walking a lot lately. And walking. And walking. If I end up outside of Mordor, I will not be surprised. But I've heard of a wonderful place that will teach me the intricacies needed to survive as a magic-man. I suppose my journey started when I found myself running in fear of a saber cat. I can shoot fucking fire out of my hands, and this cat has me running and jumping up mountains?



I think it will be a few more days before I find my way out of this cavernous place. There are plenty of fire pits, lots of skeevers to eat, and the occasional skeleton in a hanging cage. Hell, if that body had enough time to rot to the bone, I'm going to guess this is the road less traveled by and that will make all the difference.

Enjoy your barbecues and outings. I'll be here thinking of my long lost friend. I hope to see you again soon.

Kevin "LoLgers" Gardner