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Sears wrote:

JaGGoNdd wrote:
I try to help out anyone who asks for it

/done with this thread until someone has constructive/intelligent things to say and isn't just spewing random irrelevant @#!*%

Wow...

Okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's @#!*% up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so @#!*% beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a @#!*% of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy @#!*% went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to @#!*% her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was @#!*% up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever @#!*% seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy).

I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Sears wrote: Wow...

Okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy).

I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

rehpyc wrote:gskill.exe

SKiNnTo wrote:

rehpyc wrote:gskill.exe

+ pack of love

Thebest wrote:

SKiNnTo wrote:

rehpyc wrote:gskill.exe

+ pack of love

Pack of love is a bundle of game enhancements.

Signed,
D "pack of love creator" Y

Rambizzle wrote: you should try getting your hands on the pack of life, followed by a pack slim fast, and then finish our movie.

Rambizzle wrote:

Thebest wrote:

SKiNnTo wrote:
+ pack of love

Pack of love is a bundle of game enhancements.

Signed,
D "pack of love creator" Y

you should try getting your hands on the pack of life, followed by a pack slim fast, and then finish our movie.

Rambizzle wrote: you should try getting your hands on the pack of life, followed by a pack slim fast, and then finish our movie.

Daeo wrote:All i gotta say is, no one is a better sniper than me, and i always knew that fucktard cheated and milo as brown as you are, you cheat too. No one can prove a god damn thing and its all subject to a fat kid behind a monitor watching a video of someone he personally knows.

Everyone from what i have heard blows cock at cs:go, yes i know its a different game and has different registry but a shooter will always be a shooter. Anyway glad to see one idiot is down, someone please put this legless fuck in an ocean and let him drown.

LAAATES

EDITTTT

HOW IS TOXINATOR NOT CAUGHT OR PAT. I mean they only fucking cheat at a dead game, play trash players in go, cant break 20. AWWWWWFUL

SKiNnTo wrote:Well, I hear in Canada they use thy "American" system of measurement for building homes. In school I was always taught the metric system was used everywhere but America. I feel like I was lied to. Do they use inches and feet when building a home in Europe? Fuck Paragraphs! Justin deserves some kind of award for his wonderful post within this thread. Almost Alex Kirk like, almost.

Daeo wrote:All i gotta say is, no one is a better sniper than me, and i always knew that fucktard cheated and milo as brown as you are, you cheat too. No one can prove a god damn thing and its all subject to a fat kid behind a monitor watching a video of someone he personally knows.

Everyone from what i have heard blows cock at cs:go, yes i know its a different game and has different registry but a shooter will always be a shooter. Anyway glad to see one idiot is down, someone please put this legless fuck in an ocean and let him drown.

LAAATES

EDITTTT

HOW IS TOXINATOR NOT CAUGHT OR PAT. I mean they only fucking cheat at a dead game, play trash players in go, cant break 20. AWWWWWFUL

Daeo wrote:All i gotta say is, no one is a better sniper than me, and i always knew that fucktard cheated and milo as brown as you are, you cheat too. No one can prove a god damn thing and its all subject to a fat kid behind a monitor watching a video of someone he personally knows.............

Odin_AEsir wrote:I am not calling anyone out but calling someone no legs is pretty pathetic, grow up regardless of this or that no need to stoop that low. Neg rep me all you want...

Odin_AEsir wrote:I am not calling anyone out but calling someone no legs is pretty pathetic, grow up regardless of this or that no need to stoop that low. Neg rep me all you want...

ryanemo wrote:don't talk shit to josh, he knows MMA and he'll tell you all about it

Jb_ wrote:

ryanemo wrote:don't talk shit to josh, he knows MMA and he'll tell you all about it

Not true cutie pie, only if stile is in the channel then will I spill important mma knowledge or else the rest of you idiots its like speaking Chinese algebra. Of course if we wanted to speak eyeliner and how many gay cocks we've sucked then you and I might have something to speak about. That and cheating at dod

crawtona wrote:

Jb_ wrote:

ryanemo wrote:don't talk shit to josh, he knows MMA and he'll tell you all about it

Not true cutie pie, only if stile is in the channel then will I spill important mma knowledge or else the rest of you idiots its like speaking Chinese algebra. Of course if we wanted to speak eyeliner and how many gay cocks we've sucked then you and I might have something to speak about. That and cheating at dod

Is it more than 3?

Jb_ wrote:Oh Ryan, you know I love you! Apparently nobody caught on to the cheating at dod part

Daeo wrote:All i gotta say is, no one is a better sniper than me, and i always knew that fucktard cheated and milo as brown as you are, you cheat too. No one can prove a god damn thing and its all subject to a fat kid behind a monitor watching a video of someone he personally knows.

Everyone from what i have heard blows cock at cs:go, yes i know its a different game and has different registry but a shooter will always be a shooter. Anyway glad to see one idiot is down, someone please put this legless fuck in an ocean and let him drown.

LAAATES

EDITTTT

HOW IS TOXINATOR NOT CAUGHT OR PAT. I mean they only fucking cheat at a dead game, play trash players in go, cant break 20. AWWWWWFUL

tr4gik wrote:pepe probably has a helmet on pubbin dod avalanche atm.

Odin_AEsir wrote:I am not calling anyone out but calling someone no legs is pretty pathetic, grow up regardless of this or that no need to stoop that low. Neg rep me all you want...

Mr. Marko:
Read it again. I said they are considered TWO of the best in the world, NOT THE BEST. THey've proven their legitamcy over and over at LANS and on line.
And as another FYI a LARGE portion of our DoD and other gamer are EURO players so that has nothing to do with Anything at all. The reason that I bring up the K/D is that while it has happend a few times, and usually in a LAN tournement against an equaly skilled team, or on a custom map, One person killing him that many times and only dying once is unusual all by itself.
And Alot of players WHO DO cheat would love to be able get him banned because he is that good. You failed to mention WeeEE or Miller another two players who are ALSO considered in the top echelon of Euro and North American players. I've watched both Ryan and Corey play and get called out for cheats, like noscoping a snap shot across the bridge on CR-42 or assaulting with a scoped KAR like it was a regular KAR so you don't want to make allegations that you can't back up When I know the truth of that. And TPG has Zilch to do with weather someone is banned here. Ryan played on Tiger with you as you said.
I don't care what level you have played at, I may be older and slower now but I've spent allot of years learning what scripts, aimbots, ESP and everyother cheat thats out there. You looked exactly like you were using ESP. As policy we have never given out nor made public any demos, unless someone really gets under our skin in abad way. You really shouldn't ask for something you will have no explanations for. Sound and familiarity with maps...especially those played in league can make an average player look very good.
Hiding places are obvious, as is prefireing certain corners and blind spots. If I were to get up a bit of ambition, I can turn that Demo into a Fraps movie without walls so EVERYONE can see what you were doing.

When I say that sound has NO explanation for a whole lot of the stuff I saw, you can believe it. I don't make accusations lightly. As to you havinh the demo, How is that possible unless the Admin that banned you handed it over. You may be talented, but that dosn't give you xray vision so you can see through walls or in this case most likely player boxes. No matter how many Euro cups and Tourneys you've played in, it still dosn't change that one simple fact.

Lets see... on Tiger one of the first things that showed you weren't being as careful as you should have, there was a player behind sand bags that you may or may not have seen go there. Instead of waiting for him to pop up, you locked onto the side that he was crawling towards and immediatly shot him without having to move your gun at all. Nothing about that is logical for ANY type of a player.

Skilled or not, You couldn't hear him crawl and you should not have had any idea he was even moving, let alone that he was crawling to that side. You locked on, way before he got there and prefired his head. Thats just one example on Tiger.
You were even more blatant on Harrington, again another higly used LEAGUE map so a good league player knows which corners to blind shoot at, what buildings you can throw nades over, and wear most people put up their tents. Here's an example from there that skill can't account for. There were situations were sound can be attributed to allot, I can't give you that though on this one.
Allies left side spawn, you trained your gun on the left side of the left spawn hill as a player slowly crawled up and the second the top of his head ..the VERY top, you were shooting his toupee off YOU COULD NOT HAVE HEAR HIM, he crawled all the way from the bottom. You then immediatly trained your gun to the of allies Right side spawn and locked onto the tunnel wall closet to the right side spawn. There was a player crouching there but you couldn't have heard him nor seen him run there as you had just followed then shot the player on the left side. It looked as though you knew you were safe as there were no other allies spawning yet and none in the immediate area other than the one that you could see hiding behind the wall. Amd you sat there waiting for a good amount of time. The second he moved, you moved your gun with him and prefired his ass. You can try and explain those away all you want, but you won't be able to, and being a high end player isn't the explanation for that.

And yes.. We can drop names all day long, I was playing this game when you didn't have facial hair yet so I've played with everyone from the original Kellen who recently actually started playing abit again, to Bewton to Image and Spartan and all the boys from the Original bunch of CAL-I top players and a bunch in between. My point is if you want a pissing contest, you already lost. You DONT get the demo, its not our policy and we will not set a precedent for every person that we catch cheating and wants to explain themselves, and there are allot fewer fewer people trying to cheat here now btw. at least you didn't say your brothers friend used your computer.

I normally don't bother explaining WHY someone was banned with examples like I just did. I won't do it again either. When you first came on you were at leas polite, now you just called out my kid and frankly I find that annoying and a bit whiney which is the last nail in your coffin. Now I'm not happy.