Re: Welp, See you later.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:54 pm
This thread wasn't fun because everybody has been waiting for it since the 26 pager.
Relax, lounge around, and find out who hacks.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.moosh wrote:Kirk being dumb is obvious kirk.
THISknockout wrote:How can we complain about people getting banned _when they're cheating_. Do we really want to just allow these guys to cheat day in and day out for the sake of "keeping the game alive?" Well, unfortunately some of you do, but you're pretty dumb. If cheating kills the game, so be it. It seems that people have cheated online at this game in much bigger volume than when I played CS, and I really don't understand it. There seems to be a culture that has evolved since the best players stopped playing that just accepts people to cheat sporadically. I feel like there's a logic many of you follow that falls under "I'm playing against [insert random idiot's name here] so I'll cheat." That Dustin Young guy (I still don't know who he actually is) apparently has been banned like a million times for cheating since I've stopped playing, yet he still scrims seemingly every day. He cheats in every scrim I've played against him. AND YET YOU ALL STILL PLAY WITH HIM.
I'm glad the TPG admins have finally showed (in the past month or two that I've been playing) that they aren't entirely the biggest group of idiots on the planet and actually have banned some people for cheating. It's really pretty stupid to allow guys to cheat and stay in the league simply because you want a league. It's just helped create this culture of accepted cheating and turning dod in 6v6 wallhack fests.
And if TPG decided to ban someone for cheating (breaking their rules) then, hey, that's their decision. There really is no debate to be had here, lol.If ceebz thought it was okay to cheat back then, hey , that's his decision.
Wait, it took you winning a season of TPG in 2012 to realize that "taking DoD seriously" is pointless...?greetz wrote:After winning a season of tpg I realized how redundant and pointless this game is to take seriously.

You're welcome.knockout wrote:Also, whoever added this avatar for me is awesome. I feel like such a tough badass every time I make a post.
Yes. You clearly don't give a fuck, seeing as you wrote an essay on the topic...alex kirk wrote:Let's go down the checklist:Sears wrote:Seriously, and I had such high hopes...
A) Lackluster debates.
B) Horrible, and I mean horrible, gif usage. You know who you are.
C) The "I've never cheated!" discussion.
D) TPG is corrupt blah blah blah.
Let me clear some things up.
1) You're all stupid. Not all, but most. There's an 87% chance that if you're reading this, you're dumb. TPG is not corrupt; they're fucking smart about this. "Oh, police, stop picking on the house that looks like a fucking meth lab." Like, that's what I'm hearing. Yes I made a comparison regarding flawless and a meth lab because A) you all look like you were born inside of a meth lab to meth parents and B) you all have the same guilty appearance to TPG-ac as a meth lab does to police. TPG is not corrupt. They are just keeping a more watchful eye on the people who they know to be doing stupid shit. Keep cheating in scrims and crashing vents/servers then act butthurt when people look at you suspiciously.
2) Who gives a fuck if someone did meaningless cheating in their past. If they cheat in a match or server with a config running, ban them, cool, those are the rules. If they cheat in a pub or a joke scrim, then it's whatever. It's an online video game. I know, it's not "honorable" or "noble." Yes I am biased as I cheated in pubs quite a few times (sup, hatemaker), and in a few scrims (coincidentally against the flawless kids, as well as cheating South Americans). I wasn't trying to hide that fact from anyone but them; I'll bet the vast majority of people who played semi-actively since last winter knew what I did. And I really couldn't care less now. It's fun to cheat against people who don't think twice about cheating against you, and/or against Paw_Paw from the GSR pub and/or against the entire BAW pub.
3) If ceebz was caught cheating in a way that was against the rules, then he deserves to be banned. If I was caught going against the rules (I wasn't, lololololol (but that's because the rules did not condemn cheating in scrims (lololoophole))), I would acknowledge I deserve to be banned. Seems like ceebz has done that. So, it's whatever. But let's be real, he cheated in matches before so this should have happened a long time ago. Real talk. Stop defending him (if anyone is?), stop saying flawless/dpk gets unfair treatment (ex-dpk member here), stop saying TPG is corrupt. See point #1.
4) Mad at essay? Ya u mad.
5)
Chances are Alex wrote that essay faster than you wrote that sentence.mare wrote:Yes. You clearly don't give a fuck, seeing as you wrote an essay on the topic...
What do you think I don't give a fuck about? How did you interpret my gif usage? Because really, if you read the response, that was in response to the poor gif usage I mentioned previously (notice how I addressed all the concerns I initially listed prior to my essay).mare wrote:Yes. You clearly don't give a fuck, seeing as you wrote an essay on the topic...
1,242 words per minute, last I checked.stealthlol wrote:Chances are Alex wrote that essay faster than you wrote that sentence.
Actually you were blatantly cheating first half nom sayin? too bad that one got deleted~ thanks cableguy <3. douchebagvertex wrote:lol im guessing ceebz got caught from an hltv that was recorded in a scrim or someone recorded him, if so, how are you going to say i was cheating? watch the hltv of me also then. If not, i dont know wat to tell ya. SORRY!<3
sorry but never touched a no recoil script in my life. yeah so what i blatantly cheated in a scrim? games dead, boring and no longer fun to play when your top of the game for past 5 or 6 seasons and shit on anybody that gets in your way. I SOUND WHORED A LOT as im sure you know and i crouch walked a lot which made u nerds angryalex kirk wrote: Norecoil doesn't give you map awareness. Nom sayin'?
Never cheated in ANY matches or scrims before this. Nice try though. But Lets be real, TPG isnt that corrupt, I got banned from a demo that i blatantly cheated in. and ive had my demos pulled almost every match and plenty sent in from 12mans/scrims from past 8 seasons of me playing. nom sayin?alex kirk wrote:But let's be real, he cheated in matches before so this should have happened a long time ago.

Nice try Joel.joeledmunds wrote:This thread has also finally informed me that I am the last legit player in DoD. I'll take the plaque in platinum please.

Looks like quitting video games and becoming a real person has slowed you down. Do you even lift?alex kirk wrote:1,242 words per minute, last I checked.stealthlol wrote:Chances are Alex wrote that essay faster than you wrote that sentence.

Funny how people have been using that line as a defense for cheating bans since like 2001.Thebest wrote:Games dead any ways.
ill take it one step further: alex's opinions and arguments = factsalex kirk wrote:My arguments aren't invalid. They're spot on. I'd argue they aren't even arguments, more facts. About life.

What's the point of people posting the most inane shit that no one but their mother finds funny on this site or troll people on the internet? It entertains them.Sp|dEr wrote:ceebz wrote:yep and i honestly dont care what yall think believe it or not i never cheated in any scrim or match before that anzio demo~Jb_ wrote:Saying you never cheated is just mind boggling. I guess you just have cheats on the desktop for shits and giggles?
to ban me off this demo or? only time ive ever cheated lolsevEN wrote:why on earth did it take this long?
Now I do not know you, nor am I going to pretend to. I have played this game competitively on and off for almost 12 years or so, and have seen a lot of hackers/cheaters come and go, and I still have the same question for every one of them... Why cheat at a terrible game? Also though, why cheat when it does not matter? What is the point of trying to gain an advantage in something that does not mean a damn thing? I guess I just do not get it.
mare wrote: Yes. You clearly don't give a fuck, seeing as you wrote an essay on the topic...

Did I miss something here?ceebz wrote:games dead, boring and no longer fun to play when your top of the game for past 5 or 6 seasons and shit on anybody that gets in your way.
toxinatoR wrote:Did I miss something here?ceebz wrote:games dead, boring and no longer fun to play when your top of the game for past 5 or 6 seasons and shit on anybody that gets in your way.
scorch- wrote:I didn't ever think he was cheating in matches, but I haven't been playing for very long I guess.

People on mediocre teams have always been that way. I don't know if he was cheating in scrims, but I wouldn't condemn someone for playing more careful in matches than they do in scrims.tenks wrote:scorch- wrote:I didn't ever think he was cheating in matches, but I haven't been playing for very long I guess.
his match play style was worse than batmax on anzio.
his scrim play style was tragik/kellen on steroids.
Huge contrast.
I know what you're saying but I had hoped the huge difference between the examples I provided would illustrate the point I was trying to make...scorch- wrote:People on mediocre teams have always been that way. I don't know if he was cheating in scrims, but I wouldn't condemn someone for playing more careful in matches than they do in scrims.tenks wrote:scorch- wrote:I didn't ever think he was cheating in matches, but I haven't been playing for very long I guess.
his match play style was worse than batmax on anzio.
his scrim play style was tragik/kellen on steroids.
Huge contrast.
Haha, what? You played a season of TPG-Lower with 1080p, got dumped on in TPG-Invite with team Bandaid, then rode on ryanemo's shoulders last season to finals. I don't see the correlation to your supposed 5 or 6 seasons of domination. I must be missing something.ceebz wrote:games dead, boring and no longer fun to play when your top of the game for past 5 or 6 seasons and shit on anybody that gets in your way.
Well reasoned Julius.rymoz wrote:Haha, what? You played a season of TPG-Lower with 1080p, got dumped on in TPG-Invite with team Bandaid, then rode on ryanemo's shoulders last season to finals. I don't see the correlation to your supposed 5 or 6 seasons of domination. I must be missing something.ceebz wrote:games dead, boring and no longer fun to play when your top of the game for past 5 or 6 seasons and shit on anybody that gets in your way.
rymoz wrote:Haha, what? You played a season of TPG-Lower with 1080p, got dumped on in TPG-Invite with team Bandaid, then rode on ryanemo's shoulders last season to finals. I don't see the correlation to your supposed 5 or 6 seasons of domination. I must be missing something.ceebz wrote:games dead, boring and no longer fun to play when your top of the game for past 5 or 6 seasons and shit on anybody that gets in your way.

Can't tell if you are sucking the dude's dick or you are making fun of me, or a little of both. Please clarify.stealthlol wrote:Chances are Alex wrote that essay faster than you wrote that sentence.mare wrote:Yes. You clearly don't give a fuck, seeing as you wrote an essay on the topic...
mare wrote:Can't tell if you are sucking the dude's dick or you are making fun of me, or a little of both. Please clarify.

EXCUSE ME!!?!alex kirk wrote:mare wrote:Can't tell if you are sucking the dude's dick or you are making fun of me, or a little of both. Please clarify.

Sarcasm holds a purpose. I mean, who the fuck bumps a thread after six days to make a defensive statement like that?Swiss wrote:EXCUSE ME!!?!
alex kirk wrote:Sarcasm holds a purpose. I mean, who the fuck bumps a thread after six days to make a defensive statement like that?Swiss wrote:EXCUSE ME!!?!
Oblivious guy is oblivious.



Alex and I have a relationship that we don't like to define with words.mare wrote:Can't tell if you are sucking the dude's dick or you are making fun of me, or a little of both. Please clarify.stealthlol wrote:Chances are Alex wrote that essay faster than you wrote that sentence.mare wrote:Yes. You clearly don't give a fuck, seeing as you wrote an essay on the topic...

