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taylu_b wrote:i said he was "fishy" idk i just remember the controversy and the cal ban

my bad guess i shouldn't have posted.

mare wrote:One of the first matches I remember playing was against eG. Don't know whether that entire team was bullshit or just 5 of the 6 were, but they take the award as greatest collection/pack/murder of cheaters ever assembled.

eG

chubs
assblaster
ronin
waste
zip0
cobalt
lynch

all were banned i believe.. also had me marshall_drummin TM and other shaddy players at the time (before marshall joined nL and became a beast)

Keep in mind this was back when CAL banned for absolutely stupid shit.

I got banned for an irc log where I talked about speedhacking in a CS pub.

People got suspended for submitting too many screenshots, I always thought that one was funny.

seven got suspended for 6 months for typing japsclan on a gotfrag thread lol

gonna have to go with tweakd, that fuck had the balls to cheat ON LAN

k4b00m wrote:seven got suspended for 6 months for typing japsclan on a gotfrag thread lol

hm?

Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

Pretty sure you were cheating there buddy. Let's calm down with all the lying.

Magic headphones tho

scorch- wrote:

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

Pretty sure you were cheating there buddy. Let's calm down with all the lying.

no cheats for me sir

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

While we are at it I'd say you are the most humble player in DoD since Corey "I just win" Marko.

Beas is that a true story? I assume you're talking about yourself.....
That's beyond epic that's fuckin magical....
You're a d.o.d legend bro I never knew about that.

Airnick15 wrote:

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

While we are at it I'd say you are the most humble player in DoD since Corey "I just win" Marko.

Calm down airnick ^_^ I brought this up mainly for entertainment/history for some of the newer dod players.

I also hear from my sources you think I cheat. Hmmmm

Beas wrote:

Airnick15 wrote:

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

While we are at it I'd say you are the most humble player in DoD since Corey "I just win" Marko.

Calm down airnick ^_^ I brought this up mainly for entertainment/history for some of the newer dod players.

I also hear from my sources you think I cheat. Hmmmm

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets.

I.P Rolodex wrote:Beas is that a true story? I assume you're talking about yourself.....
That's beyond epic that's fuckin magical....
You're a d.o.d legend bro I never knew about that.

that was fast, i thought he made it longer, once again the community proves to be realy good into self controle cheers mates.

cton?

defiance called me a cheater yesterday. Add me to the list!

Everyone cheats. At all times.

EVERYONE. ALLTIMES.

Beas wrote: I also hear from my sources you think I cheat. Hmmmm

Someone's listening conprehension on Taylor's vent is lacking. Never said I think you cheat, I said that when watching you play one time that you rarely seemed surprised when moving around the map.

FLuXXuHH wrote:Anyone remember mike_v !!! MV was always a goodie to watch

mike_v
jazZy
smak
sorrow
untouch@ble
dRenstar***
Hero
xile
rph8

oh shit, mike valley or something right?

oh yeah add mike_v to that eG list too

Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets

Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

baloo








just kidding love you scott even though you'll never see this

Jb_ wrote:Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets

Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

heh, much respect to narc on that.

Jb_ wrote:Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets

Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

Good work Narc. Police those cheaters! You'll get them both in due time!

haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

Don't forget that chemille match Corey.

Team coL.Fusion[dd] out.

hahahah loveyoudustin

0k jack! almost forgot about that one, pretty sure i remember the thread for that ban being pretty entertaining.

also, kirill tolstocheev.


peace

Jb_ wrote:Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets

Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

He can't be that good if he actually thinks your shitty as cheats.

OH DIP~

ryanemo wrote:also, kirill tolstocheev.


peace

Forgot about that guy!

No one has mentioned nL|`TheDuck, and I feel his alias should be recorded here for posterity.

Didn't TheDuck get banned off of a half where he only kiled one person?

And if we're here to discuss obscure bans, I submit LP^rancid, redhatchet, and pandemic * alkaline.

alkaline had possibly the worst recoil script ever written.

joeledmunds wrote:Didn't TheDuck get banned off of a half where he only kiled one person?

The one and only cheater I wouldn't have minded not being banned. The guy was so ashamed that he had cheated and it totally seemed like a spontaneous thing brought on by feeling like he was letting his team down by being bad. Felt bad for the guy.

JaGGoNdd wrote:haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

Epic post Corey. You should probably be writing scripts for the WWE.

JaGGoNdd wrote:haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

That's some fuzzy math. Did someone try to teach you to count with your toes or something at an early age?

JaGGoNdd wrote:haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.



but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......


besides win.



seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

I want my thirty seconds back.

joeledmunds wrote:Frozentruth cheated?

Nah he didn't cheat.

ThatsRight wrote:That's some fuzzy math. Did someone try to teach you to count with your toes or something at an early age?

Since when does 23 + 2 =/= 25? As for the idiom "an even," not sure what that has to do with toes.

He said make it an even number like "25". 25 isn't an even number.

Easy on the whiteknighting.

nerdvirgspotted

ThatsRight wrote:He said make it an even number like "25". 25 isn't an even number.

Easy on the whiteknighting.

Are you retarded? He said "an even 25" not "25, an even number."

It's like you saying "17 dollars, even" when you're ringing people up at the 711, you dirty piece of shit.

meekrab wrote:

ThatsRight wrote:He said make it an even number like "25". 25 isn't an even number.

Easy on the whiteknighting.

Are you retarded? He said "an even 25" not "25, an even number."

It's like you saying "17 dollars, even" when you're ringing people up at the 711, you dirty piece of shit.

Except, people say 17 dollars even because there's a high possibility of there being change...so you say 17 even to indicate there isn't any...you don't say 25 even for something that is all whole numbers...."This parking lot just added 2 more cars. That's 20 even!!!" Was someone expecting there to be 19.5 cars?

Taking shots at Jaggon: Fishing for a trout, coming away with a whale. That's an "even" 2 whiteknights.

I'd say what you do is more akin to a monkey that throws shit at the zoo visitors then prances all around his exhibit like a badass, not realizing the visitors are standing behind glass, bemused and thoroughly entertained.