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Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:13 pm
by ComptonAssTony
Lord almighty god...
10/10 Sears and the 3h dudebros, pure gold.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:14 pm
by hatemakerr
C.Marko not looking his best with that comment.
tsk tsk.

Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:15 pm
by hatemakerr
And let me just be clear, I would certainly bang that blonde.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:16 pm
by kirk
hatemakerr wrote:And let me just be clear, I would certainly bang that blonde.
Texting Karen.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:40 pm
by JustiN-_^
I just read through that novel she texted you. I wonder what from that was true.
When I got to know her, she said he Mom had passed away recently, her Dad was doing fine at the time(but there was bad blood between them), she was living with her Aunt, and she was an at home caretaker for her autistic cousin named Wyatt. Being a caretaker was her form of income and she was an employee of the state. That may be public record. She also had Crohn's disease.
My first suspicion that she wasn't real was that she said she enjoyed ice cream and nacos/spicy food(first red flags) but said they gave her stomach pains because of the Crohn's. I thought it was strange someone with a decent physique could value food over their body.
After she sent me pictures from her that she said were from that day, I checked with someone else who had all the same pictures, but got them months ago. That was the second red flag. All of the pictures that she sent seemed to be really good pictures. She never had any that were unflattering. I tried to a while to get her to go on skype or just take a mirror shot photo, but it never happened.
When I questioned her identity, she got pretty raged.
Later, I talked with some other people who said they skyped her and none of them had actually seen a video feed of her. She always had a "broken webcam" or it was "on the other side of the room" and she didn't want to get it.
After that I just distanced myself and quit talking to her. She really enjoyed the chase, and deactivating her facebook after a week. I think she activates it when she's luring in a new e-friend. She'd activate the facebook, invite the friend, and then a few days later deactivate it due to being harassed and social pressures.
This whole situation really is sad.
Good job on all the investigative work. I don't know why I didn't think of reverse image searching her... whoever did that, you're fuckin' brilliant. haha.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:55 pm
by JustiN-_^
Sears, if I were you, I wouldn't do that documentary. They'll have to spin it as you were dating her online, and I don't think you want that kind of video of you on national TV. lol. Maybe if they do a segment of people who caught catfish before it was too late.
It'd be great if Courtney would at least explain herself. I think this whole community deserves that. Tell us what's true, what's not and then maybe take a picture of herself with a sheet of paper that reads "Sorry DOD Community"
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:00 pm
by kirk
JustiN-_^ wrote:It'd be great if Courtney would at least explain herself. I think this whole community deserves that. Tell us what's true, what's not and then maybe take a picture of herself with a sheet of paper that reads "Sorry DOD Community"
Ehh. Knowing many of the people in this community, they would just exploit her vulnerability and shame her more so. What good will that do for anyone? Who would that help?
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:01 pm
by Sears
JustiN-_^ wrote:Sears, if I were you, I wouldn't do that documentary. They'll have to spin it as you were dating her online, and I don't think you want that kind of video of you on national TV. lol. Maybe if they do a segment of people who caught catfish before it was too late.
Yeah, I already told them that I wasn't interested, but that I would tell my side of the story if they were interested in pursuing her story for an episode. I don't think they quite understand that I didn't have any kind of a relationship with her and that I was just playing internet detective.
However, if they felt like helping out Vegas Lan...

Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:08 pm
by JustiN-_^
Sears wrote:JustiN-_^ wrote:Sears, if I were you, I wouldn't do that documentary. They'll have to spin it as you were dating her online, and I don't think you want that kind of video of you on national TV. lol. Maybe if they do a segment of people who caught catfish before it was too late.
Yeah, I already told them that I wasn't interested, but that I would tell my side of the story if they were interested in pursuing her story for an episode. I don't think they quite understand that I didn't have any kind of a relationship with her and that I was just playing internet detective.
However, if they felt like helping out Vegas Lan...

Haha. How did they find your story? Was this posted on other websites already?
kirk wrote:JustiN-_^ wrote:It'd be great if Courtney would at least explain herself. I think this whole community deserves that. Tell us what's true, what's not and then maybe take a picture of herself with a sheet of paper that reads "Sorry DOD Community"
Ehh. Knowing many of the people in this community, they would just exploit her vulnerability and shame her more so. What good will that do for anyone? Who would that help?
It might help her. It could be therapeutic. The mods here are pretty mature, I think they would delete any intentional flaming, or just lock the thread after her post. I didn't get close enough to her to be hurt by finding out she was a Catfish.
The most interesting part of MTV's Catfish is hearing the Catfish's side of the story. So, I'd really just be curious to see what she has to say.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:20 pm
by kirk
JustiN-_^ wrote:It might help her. It could be therapeutic. The mods here are pretty mature, I think they would delete any intentional flaming, or just lock the thread after her post. I didn't get close enough to her to be hurt by finding out she was a Catfish.
The most interesting part of MTV's Catfish is hearing the Catfish's side of the story. So, I'd really just be curious to see what she has to say.
It certainly COULD be given the right group of people to interact with. It could also be further attention for her which would be negative. As in, on the surface it might
appear helpful but she only does it with the intention to gain superficial sympathy/support.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:07 am
by sevEN
sears is why we can't have nice things on the misc
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:13 am
by sevEN
too pro at internet detective
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:14 am
by tenks
Lol this is epic...
But I have something to show all you detectives...Apparently Brittney told you all this 4 years ago and you didn't believe her? Lol? Could have saved you guys a lot of work, might have been less funny tho
Still funny
lol
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:37 am
by SpoonIsBad
I'd still hit it. 2 times.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:57 am
by Fleener
July 7, 2009 12:57 A.M.
lots of nerds in here
Glad times haven't changed much
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:03 am
by milo
Unrelated, however I had to post this

Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:06 am
by james-
Is this the same chick that made a bunch of overly dramatic threads on gotfrag? always seemed like a weirdo.
also, anyone know what happened to the one normal female this community had? Laura or Lauren?
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:55 am
by Hudson`
OK GUYS YOU CAUGHT ME.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:55 am
by Hudson`
Also, LOLCOREY.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:04 am
by knockout
mogers wrote:
Hey now, Micol. I was an RVC jokester. Also, you were the sole person who actually got me into competitive DOD when dutchfoo and I met you in a pub trolling. Nothing but the biggest hearts from this jokester!
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:57 am
by Miller`
11/10
Also, would like to suggest only posting in iphone screenshots from here on out.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:40 am
by warchyldd
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:02 am
by motive
pretty sure we can call this game officially dead now
been a good ride, but nothing will ever top this
last one out shut the lights off please
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:11 am
by wintehs
JustiN-_^ wrote:I just read through that novel she texted you. I wonder what from that was true.
When I got to know her, she said he Mom had passed away recently, her Dad was doing fine at the time(but there was bad blood between them), she was living with her Aunt, and she was an at home caretaker for her autistic cousin named Wyatt. Being a caretaker was her form of income and she was an employee of the state. That may be public record. She also had Crohn's disease.
My first suspicious that she wasn't real was that she said she enjoyed ice cream and nacos(first red flags) but said they gave her stomach pains because of the Crohn's. I thought it was strange someone with a decent physique could value food over their body.
After receiving some pictures from her that she claimed to be recent, I checked with someone else who had pictures from her. That was my second red flag. All of the pictures that she sent me seemed to be really good pictures. She never had any that were unflattering. I tried to a while to get her to go on a webcam or just take a mirror shot photo, but it never happened.
When I questioned her identity, she got pretty raged.
Later, I talked with some other people who said they skyped her and none of them had actually seen a video feed of her. She always had a "broken webcam" or it was "on the other side of the room" and she didn't want to get it.
After that I just distanced myself and quit talking to her. She really enjoyed the chase, and deactivating her facebook after a week. I think she activates it when she's luring in a new e-friend. She'd activate the facebook, invite the friend, and then a few days later deactivate it due to being harassed and social pressures.
This whole situation really is sad.
Good job on all the investigative work. I don't know why I didn't think of reverse image searching her... whoever did that, you're fuckin' brilliant. haha.

Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:23 am
by kanguhhh
Really Taylor? Flowers? Thanks for the laughs. Great thread.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:26 am
by paintball_
EwZW-oIDgEs
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:00 am
by wonderbread
plz make a list of the DOD nerds that fell for this FATTY
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:23 am
by Cage
Holy shit this is epic!

Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:14 am
by defrag
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:36 am
by Cage
james- wrote:also, anyone know what happened to the one normal female this community had? Laura or Lauren?
From the conversations I have had with Softersin, I'd say she's pretty normal aswell.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:55 am
by Sears
Cage wrote:james- wrote:also, anyone know what happened to the one normal female this community had? Laura or Lauren?
From the conversations I have had with Softersin, I'd say she's pretty normal aswell.
Laura is on 3h.
Laura is totally normal (relatively speaking, zegermans stole her panties but that's not her fault).
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Laura is also jelly that Matt and I port too much and don't think she's a catfish.
I don't know anything about this SofterSin, do we need an investigation??
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:27 pm
by knockout
Sears wrote:Cage wrote:james- wrote:also, anyone know what happened to the one normal female this community had? Laura or Lauren?
From the conversations I have had with Softersin, I'd say she's pretty normal aswell.
Laura is on 3h.
Laura is totally normal (relatively speaking, zegermans stole her panties but that's not her fault).
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Laura is also jelly that Matt and I port too much and don't think she's a catfish.
I don't know anything about this SofterSin, do we need an investigation??
Just nudes will suffice
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:30 pm
by Todo
Sears wrote:I don't know anything about this SofterSin, do we need an investigation??
Ohhh, one would turn up some shit.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:58 pm
by Cage
Sears wrote:Laura is totally normal
From scriming with her and just hanging out in vent, I totally agree.
EDIT: Softer and grimm are living together so I think there is no way she can be on the same level as c0urtneypants or whatever her gaming name was.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:01 pm
by Eco
Sears wrote:JustiN-_^ wrote:Sears, if I were you, I wouldn't do that documentary. They'll have to spin it as you were dating her online, and I don't think you want that kind of video of you on national TV. lol. Maybe if they do a segment of people who caught catfish before it was too late.
Yeah, I already told them that I wasn't interested, but that I would tell my side of the story if they were interested in pursuing her story for an episode. I don't think they quite understand that I didn't have any kind of a relationship with her and that I was just playing internet detective.
However, if they felt like helping out Vegas Lan...

Vote Sears to do the documentary.
Vote Courtney appears at Vegas Lan
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:02 pm
by SKiNnTo
You out did the Manti Te'o story! High Five!
and Softer Sin needs no investigation nor a need to be trolled.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:12 pm
by ward
Sears wrote:
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Laura is still pretty good at DoD.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:29 pm
by badnewspanda
kirk wrote:JustiN-_^ wrote:It'd be great if Courtney would at least explain herself. I think this whole community deserves that. Tell us what's true, what's not and then maybe take a picture of herself with a sheet of paper that reads "Sorry DOD Community"
Ehh. Knowing many of the people in this community, they would just exploit her vulnerability and shame her more so. What good will that do for anyone? Who would that help?
Probably nothing, but it would sure make me feel better
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:10 pm
by JaGGoNdd
GOD AFTER ALL THAT, I DIDN'T GET TO CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO THIS SHIT, the brittany commentary was mine to add, jason! she was informed simultaneously via text as I was being told on vent, but I hadn't checked on here in a few days so I had no idea this thread got posted yet. Brilliant work by eric and all others involved. as some of them know, I had tried working this out myself but my detective work was futile and only brought circumstantial evidence to the forefront. definitely one of the most astounding stories in our little community's history. tell that guy I'll do catfish, they can throw a spin on there about me having fake legs and shit, I'll find strategic ways to shot out to every one of you guys throughout the episode, it'll be good for all parties LOL absolutely epic. good job boys.
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:25 pm
by scorch-
Did ward's brain suffer a meltdown mid-post and get stuck in a loop?
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:26 pm
by 36mseeking13f
I swear this story was floating around when I left dod. Not this fleshed out, but the bait was on the hook. A story 4-5 years in the making eh?
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:12 pm
by mogers
I'm fairly confident that Laura is better than Ward at DoD. I'm 100% sure she's better than Rambizzle
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:47 pm
by bewton
cool story, you should tell it at parties
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:53 pm
by Hudson`
bewton wrote:cool story, you should tell it at parties

Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:51 pm
by BoxeR
X2WH8mHJnhM
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:38 pm
by SofterSin
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:25 pm
by Hudson`
Good......good.........now shoe on head.....
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:28 pm
by milo
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:48 pm
by Eco
Re: Courtney, a catfish story. (nsfw)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:23 pm
by kirk
Nice, I'll go next.
