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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:35 am
by motive
TonyMontana wrote:new talent
as the foremost expert on Talentâ„¢ in this community i would like to formally register a complaint here

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:36 am
by milo
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:39 am
by TonyMontana
D-bo wrote:#nevercheated
#nevercheated! what about you milo? oh yea thats right...


And to scorch:
me, you, 1v1 orange 9pmEST in furyvent....unless you're scared and you need more time to prepare. I would totally understand

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:45 am
by scorch-
dod_orange, which one is that? i don't remember playing that at CPL.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:21 pm
by sik
worst thread ever. please stop posting here and encouraging a stampz level of forum cringe. thanks dod community. alex kirk would know just what to say in a terribly sad thread like this.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:56 pm
by TonyMontana
oh yea sorry i forgot that you are new to this game...
or haven't played in so long you're a fossil.
dod_orange is a really small map thats good for like, 3v3's 1v1's etc....its better than picking a bigger map for such things is all. its played on alot of pub servers aswell as in the 3v3 leagues if they actually happen....
its not a bad map...

But any map u prefer whatever u think is gonna help ur chances

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:06 pm
by Cage
TonyMontana wrote:
But any map u prefer whatever u think is gonna help ur chances
I don't think you're realizing that if Dan actually decides to play you, you better prepare your anus.





























Or load up 4m4z1ng_esp.exe

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:28 pm
by nomis
I really hope you didn't just challenge scorch to a 1v1 haha

Lets be honest here though, you've gotten better, but still have some work to be done. Remember that practice makes perfect, keep at it and you might be able to keep up with the big boys in that big bad invite division, and really at this stage in the game, that's not a hard thing to do lol!

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:48 pm
by insom
only perfect practice makes perfect.

It's his first time hes ever drop a 40. Congrats kid, now do it in an open match.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:48 pm
by scorch-
If I wanted to challenge my aim, I certainly wouldn't do it by playing dod, not even against the great TonyMontana.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:58 pm
by TonyMontana
oh i know gentlemen. I still have a very long way to go to catch the likes of k4boom, beas, nomis :D , and all the other leets of invite. I'm gonna keep putting in 18 hour sessions though and hopefully I'll get there. The greats of this game are so great it's almost impossible to catch them but, I'm gonna work harder than anyone to get there. i drink 5 pots of coffee, play all day and night, then review the tapes to see what i fucked up and what i should do better.

I'm super serial about being on an invite team that practices like GSkiLL next season. I'm very jealous of how much they practice and i hope i find a team that'll be like their model.

scorch said:
"If I wanted to challenge my aim, I certainly wouldn't do it by playing dod, not even against the great TonyMontana."
haha it's cool man ur scared and a little washed up i understand. I honestly knew you'd back out anyways

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:06 pm
by Rambizzle
nomis wrote:
Lets be honest here though, you've gotten better, but still have some work to be done. Remember that practice makes perfect, keep at it and you might be able to keep up with the big boys in that big bad invite division, and really at this stage in the game, that's not a hard thing to do lol!
not sure if you're talking to scorch or the other newbie...

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:11 pm
by mogers
I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:12 pm
by mogers
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:13 pm
by TonyMontana
mogers wrote:I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.
Deal! I'm sorry too. He wins the R.L competition now lets move on to things that really matter like Day of Defeat.
I'm gettin drunk today cuz...well....why not but fuck yea ill be lurking in fury come at me

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:13 pm
by Rambizzle
mogers wrote:I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.
FUCK DEM OTHER NIQQAZ CUZ IM DOWN FOR MY NIQQA.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:26 pm
by akiro
Ya dan you nobody, what have you ever done? Tonymontana has a ffwin title to his name and obviously the most non existent social life EVER. How can you compete with the massive amount of faggery that he maintains?

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm
by scorch-
I mean, my challenge to you was always that you fucking suck at DoD, not that you suck at pointing and clicking with a kar. If you want to go around 1v1'ing people better than you so you can get better at that, be my guest. You'd be severely outclassed if you ever connected to an invite match, no matter how many kills you can get on dod_orange or in tpg-open. You're playing a completely different game in open/12-mans.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:40 pm
by rolyat
TonyMontana wrote:I'm super serial about being on an invite team that practices like GSkiLL next season. I'm very jealous of how much they practice and i hope i find a team that'll be like their model.
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:57 pm
by Theworst
Incoming cheater clips tonight, prepare.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:10 pm
by ward
Attn Sears: I don't think "Full Retard" is a shitty enough title for the likes of TonyMontana. Just FYI.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:25 pm
by mogers
TonyMontana wrote:
mogers wrote:I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.
Deal! I'm sorry too. He wins the R.L competition now lets move on to things that really matter like Day of Defeat.
I'm gettin drunk today cuz...well....why not but fuck yea ill be lurking in fury come at me
Image

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:53 pm
by mogers
In Fury vent. Asking Tony to play, he refuses. Immediately goes afk.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:54 pm
by mogers
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:36 pm
by ao_
I am just throwing this out there... but I think Dan is actually scared to play Tony as well.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:06 pm
by scorch-
ao_ wrote:I am just throwing this out there... but I think Dan is actually scared to play Tony as well.
I mean, I'm not confident I'd beat anyone on these forums on dod_orange. I am confident that I'm better at DoD than 99% of the people on these forums.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:12 pm
by Sears
ward wrote:Attn Sears: I don't think "Full Retard" is a shitty enough title for the likes of TonyMontana. Just FYI.
Taken under advisement.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:08 pm
by k4b00m
TonyMontana wrote:oh i know gentlemen. I still have a very long way to go to catch the likes of k4boom
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:33 pm
by Rambizzle
k4b00m wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:oh i know gentlemen. I still have a very long way to go to catch the likes of k4boom
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/c978a6ea61c4 ... o1_250.gif[/mg]
well he found some cheats, I guess thats a step in the right direction...

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:12 am
by paintball_
Nice fps, why you stealin' my 96.5 bro!

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:33 am
by TonyMontana
lol u told me to try it, i did, it's perfect. honestly i have no idea why or how changing it point per point even makes a diff

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:29 am
by wintehs
ao_ wrote:I am just throwing this out there... but I think Dan is actually scared to play Tony as well.
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:03 am
by SKiNnTo
I don't try @ CS:GO! Hi Five Tony for Trying!

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:02 pm
by An1maL
scorch- wrote:bigger, stronger, smarter
harder, better, faster, stronger

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:02 pm
by TonyMontana
lol like day 5 of this witch-hunt. Paintball, you can hand-write a letter and mail it to me, or make me a really cute "im sorry" card, and find a place that ships flowers internationally. I like roses, but ill settle for maybe tulips? Up to u tho i guess.

lol i blame beas for all this. He helped me optimize my dod. Once i started playin in 800x600 everything became too easy.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:11 pm
by tugger
you still suck, im sure you 12man all day and still get picked last.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:21 pm
by defiance
all the real pros(cheaters) use 640x480*

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:40 pm
by milo
k4b00m and I are the only true #640boyz

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:53 pm
by TonyMontana
i dont even think i have the 640 option lol....

There is ALOT of talk about which res gets u the best reg...is any of it really true?
i like 800x600 but it looks like SHIT. i like the one just above it, and seem to reg fine, but beas told me to stick with 8x6 so i havent changed.

Is there really a difference what reg u use or does it just seem that way when you change it and actually get good reg for once? is there a connection or is it just really kinda random

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:35 pm
by mogers
You won't even 1v1 nerd. Get the fuck out of here until you man up and quit being a complete bitch.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:38 pm
by Hopper
640 looks a bit crappy but i have great recoil control and reg with it

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:49 pm
by Rambizzle
TonyMontana wrote:i dont even think i have the 640 option lol....

There is ALOT of talk about which res gets u the best reg...is any of it really true?
i like 800x600 but it looks like SHIT. i like the one just above it, and seem to reg fine, but beas told me to stick with 8x6 so i havent changed.

Is there really a difference what reg u use or does it just seem that way when you change it and actually get good reg for once? is there a connection or is it just really kinda random

I'd laugh, but I know this is serious.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:57 pm
by Sears
mogers wrote:You won't even 1v1 nerd. Get the fuck out of here until you man up and quit being a complete bitch.
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:06 pm
by Rambizzle
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:43 am
by lolinus
Rambizzle wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:i dont even think i have the 640 option lol....

There is ALOT of talk about which res gets u the best reg...is any of it really true?
i like 800x600 but it looks like SHIT. i like the one just above it, and seem to reg fine, but beas told me to stick with 8x6 so i havent changed.

Is there really a difference what reg u use or does it just seem that way when you change it and actually get good reg for once? is there a connection or is it just really kinda random

I'd laugh, but I know this is serious.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:33 am
by hildebrand
Rambizzle wrote:Image
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Re: My dod career....

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:04 pm
by dogfire
hildebrand wrote:
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Lol. I'm fucking dying right now.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:49 pm
by nik
TonyMontana wrote:Image
4pages? Didn't read.
But I love how Urkels performance in a stupid generic program like dancing with the stars could never have been a bigger achievement than his acting as urkel.Thing kind of implodes on itself from post 1.

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:19 pm
by An1maL
nik wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:Image
4pages? Didn't read.
But I love how Urkels performance in a stupid generic program like dancing with the stars could never have been a bigger achievement than his acting as urkel.Thing kind of implodes on itself from post 1.
Haha, right. That gif makes even less sense because in that particular clip, he is merely holding some chick's leg, which isn't massively impressive

Re: My dod career....

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:11 pm
by TonyMontana
uhmmmmm NOT his career highlight...

Haven't you guys ever seen Megashark vs. Crocosaurous? in the first 30 sec of the movie, Urkel establishes himself as the hero, and promises a girl sex later... in the first 30 seconds....Masterpeice