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As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I be like...

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

Except you forgot this kid started it all because he was jealous of my computer set up that I use for work, that I also happen to play games on. No one said a thing to him, as usual, and he was jelly. Baldy can dish it out all day but cant take, haha sorry tho mino you're defending a troll.

Tony this is the DoD community. For every person that shit talks me behind my back, there is 100 more that do the same to you. Its the internet. Who do think told me you went bald by 14? Your "friends". Are you oblivious to how everyone thinks of you? You're mentally retarded, of course people tell you do shit because they know you'll do it and they laugh at it.

You're the bum in bum fights bro, don you get it?

Edit: First your jealous of how I make a living, now my hair. This is really flattering

hypnotik_ wrote:

hypnotik_ wrote:

TonyMontana wrote:Defiance, nobody in TPG will ever miss you, ever for any reason.

Oh and hey tugger! Everyone's new favorite half-Canadian loser.
Question:
How do you go 40-20 in every 12man you play, regardless of who its against,
And then go 15-30 in matches, and keep your mouth shut the entire time like a little bitch?
Too afraid to cheat in a match? or too afraid to play legit in a 12man?
Or is the pressure just WAY too much for you to handle, and when it comes time to play when it counts, you fold up like a chair and play like absolute shit?

I bet you prone and hide in the dark corners of life too

Is inbreeding common where you live?

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I wanted to let this thread die, hence why I did not reply to anything... but i just cant hold myself. This is some of the best talkshit i've ever read.

Thanks Tenks!

not going to lie tony, that's a pretty clever technique you got going on there; masking your baldness with your friends hair. only accomplished by with years of training no doubt!

smooth as fuck yo

In the facebook comments I thanked my cousin for letting me borrow his hair Shaggy is [85th] Ghost Dog, for those of you that may remember him. That was a really fun night, thanks for posting it.


Are you really so stupid that you went looking for a photo to make fun of me with, and you picked one of me wearing a 950$ tailor-fitted french suit? Try to catch me on a bad day, Rob Van Winkle.

I don't know about you guys but I actually LIKED "Ice Ice Baby." Just my opinion though

Now get the fuck back out there and find an embarrasing photo of me and post it. Before I have to do it for you please

hypnotik_ wrote:

hypnotik_ wrote:

hypnotik_ wrote: Is inbreeding common where you live?

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stop dodging the question

There are no winners in this thread.

hypnotik_ wrote:

hypnotik_ wrote:

hypnotik_ wrote: bump

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stop dodging the question

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9


Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

Todo wrote:I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9


Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

For shame, you've gone so soft in your old age.

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

"It's alright though, I'm starting to get really into hats and beanies" -Max Shapiro; age, I dunno, 12?

Todo wrote:

Mino wrote:As incredibly stupid the rants TonyMontana posts are, making fun of him because he began to lose hair at a young age is pretty lame. We're all eventually going to have to go through it, even if at an older age.

I did chuckle at the "I have a hot girlfriend" bit.

So many face- palm worthy moments in this thread.

Doing my part,

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9


Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

TOOODDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Tenks. You sure think pretty low of bald dudes.

You DO know Eric Sears has about as much hair as me right? I'm curious who else out there in TPG is part of #chromenation and thinks it's hilarious hat you have hair exactly like Vanilla Ice.

Eric got dat "Godzilla" baldness doe. Mines different, I got dat Ocean baldness.

Godzilla Baldness:
Godzilla Baldness is when hair starts to run away from your forehead like Godzilla is coming. Everywhere else is thick and covered, but a semi-circle of fear forms across the top of the head.
Example:



Ocean Baldness:
Ocean Baldness is when it's not even really clear where it started, it just looks like a pool of water formed on the top of your head and all your hair drowned. You still have pretty great coverage on all sides, but the levys are weak, and you go bald from the highest point of your body, down. But there are islands. Usually formed right above the forehead. Many men will refuse to remove this island, as it is their last reminder of better days.
Example:


There is also:

IT DOESNT MATTER!!! Baldness:


"Aliens" Baldness:


Area 51 Baldness:


And "Tenks just played a 12man vs TonyMontana" Baldness:

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9


Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

you're cut, for a) calling vin diesel cool, and b) for having the limp dick eric said you did.

so disappointed

akiro wrote:

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9


Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

you're cut, for a) calling vin diesel cool, and b) for having the limp dick eric said you did.

so disappointed

I did not call Vin Diesel cool. I said going shaved is a better look than balding. I also don't blame him when the shitty scifi movies you clowns love turn out to be bad, because I knew they would be bad from the previews and you should have too.

Living erect is factually unhealthy and I won't posture for any man, powerful though Sears may be.

Todo wrote:Living erect is factually unhealthy and I won't posture for any man, powerful though Sears may be.

Todo wrote:

akiro wrote:

I have nothing novel to add here, but this post sums up my thinking and I figured it was worth echoing. Kudos to tony for keeping perspective on his good fortune in spite of whatever his hair situation is, but the rest is a whole bunch of facepalm.

For what it's worth, if you went Vin Diesel, good move. I usually wish my less follicle-fortunate friends would own it and go the whole 9


Edit: Starting to notice that it's often 6 of one AND a half-dozen of the other with tony, and I have my own questions about how much you commit to this game, but I thought your original post was pretty damn cool.

you're cut, for a) calling vin diesel cool, and b) for having the limp dick eric said you did.

so disappointed

I did not call Vin Diesel cool. I said going shaved is a better look than balding. I also don't blame him when the shitty scifi movies you clowns love turn out to be bad, because I knew they would be bad from the previews and you should have too.

Living erect is factually unhealthy and I won't posture for any man, powerful though Sears may be.

TL;DR (too limp; didn't read)

tugger wrote: Btw nicholson, i aint mad at all, but since ive been calling you out in a few thread you sure seem to be. Whats up? Cant handle the truth?
Like I said, im not even mad for you cheating, because you really every little help you can get to not get picked last in a 12man.

Thanks for comin' out

TonyMontana wrote:Are you really so stupid that you went looking for a photo to make fun of me with....

TonyMontana wrote:lol ice ice baby

pot. kettle. black.

Keep putting your foot in your mouth, we're all laughing at you. And there was no looking involved. Your "friends" provided me the pictures and we all proceeded to laugh at you.

Also the difference between you and Eric is that he's not a flaming idiot and is actually liked by the community. Keep reaching though Tony, it's entertaining.

Nicholson wrote:

back to normal