1911 Beta

Swiss wrote:

stealthlol wrote:

`NG wrote:TWENTY FIVE FUCKING PAGES

More like, twenty-five more pages to go before this is impressive.

Have we checked the thought that ceebz might be epileptic? Perhaps - and go with me here - perhaps the muzzle flashes from his gun firing outside of double windows sent him into a very quick seizure. As his body twitched quickly, it moved in the exact motion to keep his gun perfectly still. When he snapped out of it, his arm flinched forward and caused the upwards motion at the end.

ACTUALLY....

as alex would attest, this is my very area of expertise. it is possible to have a second, even split-second seizure. This can often happen as well during someone's sleep, and therefore the person never knows they have epilepsy, even though it might do damage to the brain. Eventually they may become more prolonged and could be potentially life threatening.

although banning ceebz may be something everyone is really wanting, the possibility that he has this brand of epilepsy (characerized by micro-seizures) may be more appealing.

ceebz could have a high probability of dying in his sleep (if he doesnt already know about his epileptic condition).



(threw in a gif for some visuals)

So that explains why ceebz is the best heavy in the game.

He plays dod while sleeping. GOT IT.

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Lol...if they are happening during the day they also happen at night.... Oh nvm.....

Back on my very first setup that i played dod on, i managed to get the no recoil glitch if i was to reload during a lag spike, and then held down my +attack. It worked pretty consistently, but as I recall there is no side to side recoil. I'm also pretty sure it shows up as a glitch in demos.

If you try heavy with high ping then your gun wont have any recoil. It happens for me when i reach 300~ish. So maybe 150-200 for most people?

gif fail kalas

I heard that wasn't actually ceebz in that clip, it was dustin young cheating on his account.

I played around with a norecoil script in a pub* the other day. It's unbelievably easy to switch between the script being on or off. Wouldn't surprise me if he activated the script, whether on purpose or on accident, and then turned it off when he realized what happened.

Key words: wouldn't surprise me. I'm not saying that's what's happened, just saying something it could be.

Just curious, how is that okay?

It's nothing new for Kirk to 'play around with' scripts :p

mare wrote:Just curious, how is that okay?

Scripting in a pub? It's horrible, immoral, and a cardinal sin.

Scripting against jules winnfield? Heroic.

alex kirk wrote:

mare wrote:Just curious, how is that okay?

Scripting in a pub? It's horrible, immoral, and a cardinal sin.

Scripting against jules winnfield? Heroic.

gotta level the playing field somehow

Swiss wrote:

alex kirk wrote:

mare wrote:Just curious, how is that okay?

Scripting in a pub? It's horrible, immoral, and a cardinal sin.

Scripting against jules winnfield? Heroic.

gotta level the playing field somehow

I see what you two did there.

They only thing i have learned in this thread is that alex kirk no recoils in pubs.

british wrote:They only thing i have learned in this thread is that alex kirk no recoils in pubs.

you should have already known this.

He does more than no recoil.

Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.

Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

alex kirk wrote:

Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.

Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

british wrote:

alex kirk wrote:

Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.

Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

Too bad I've done retired from dawd D:

alex kirk wrote:Too bad I've done retired from dawd D:

Clearly cashed in for the pension/benefits.

british wrote:We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

Go to BAW and do that with caby or meyer

Airnick15 wrote:

british wrote:We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

Go to BAW and do that with caby or meyer

LOLOLOLOL. Amazingly true.

Status on the ceeBz ban??

Couldn't figure out how to ftp demos to tpg ftp.

Might be full-retard.

alex kirk wrote:

Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.

Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

I can attest.
TWENTY SIX PAGES.

This is ridiculous. What's more ridiculous is that I read all of this.
If I remember correctly, I've only ever gotten no recoil glitches after a respawn and never during the middle of a life or after a reload. It results in the gun having no recoil, obviously, and playing the dry fire sound repeatedly and only lasts for... one clip, I think? The ammo in the clip also flashes repeatedly between showing the actual amount of bullets in the clip and an empty clip while the weapon is fired. Otherwise, I've never seen any other no recoil glitch and I'm not sure what any of this looks like in someone's demo.

Looks fishy, but I've only seen this clip. Demos > clips.
Where's Chris Farese to tell me when to shoot?

On my old computer, I would get the no-recoil glitch about 1/3 of the time I alt tabbed...

bumping most epic and legendary 1911 thread since it was re-created in light of ceebz's recent TPG ban.

GJ JOEY

woot woot

I bet he crouch hopped at the same time his internet lagged and it mysteriously removed the walls from his game. Come on, dod.

stealthlol wrote:I bet he crouch hopped at the same time his internet lagged and it mysteriously removed the walls from his game. Come on, dod.

damnit you caught me stealth, dont be tellin everybody bout our little secret!

sevEN wrote:bumping most epic and legendary 1911 thread since it was re-created in light of ceebz's recent TPG ban.

GOOD WORK INTERNET DETECTIVES I DONT HAVE A GIF FOR HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME THAT THIS ANNOYING DWEEB IS BANNED

meekrab wrote:GOOD WORK INTERNET DETECTIVES I DONT HAVE A GIF FOR HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME THAT THIS ANNOYING DWEEBZ IS BANNED

Probably fixed.

Subtle. I like it.

just realized the same thing happens at 1:09 briefly

Joey Harter's greatest contribution to the world.

I miss you koala bros.

bump

ceebz wrote:bump

Someone's in desperate need of attention....

Swiss wrote:

ceebz wrote:bump

Someone's in desperate need of attention....

Well, he can go somewhere else for it from now on.

Sears wrote:

Swiss wrote:

ceebz wrote:bump

Someone's in desperate need of attention....

Well, he can go somewhere else for it from now on.

Looks like he has been....

hey ceebz, ill sign your mouse pad now.

the only thing more offensive than this blatant display of cheating is the dubstep.

knockout wrote:the only thing more offensive than this blatant display of cheating is the dubstep.

fucking lol'd hard