1911 Beta

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666566694

im gonna say six.

i agree with shizz about a 6ish,

8/10

after youre able to see around the hair

i think 6 is a good number

I hate you all. 0/10.

Internet nerds are always the harshest critics of a woman's physical attractiveness.

reminds me of

oh dear.

Let's see...

Myspace angle.
Upper right arm too crooked.
Elbow too pointy.
Obvious attempt to show subpar and mashed up cleavage.
Get a haircut/10
Hair straightener/10
Duckface/10

By misc standards? 3/10 tops. Reality standards? 6/10 tops.

1911 standards? 11/10.

alex kirk wrote:Let's see...

Myspace angle.
Upper right arm too crooked.
Elbow too pointy.
Obvious attempt to show subpar and mashed up cleavage.
Get a haircut/10
Hair straightener/10
Duckface/10

By misc standards? 3/10 tops. Reality standards? 6/10 tops.

1911 standards? 11/10.

alex kirk wrote:Let's see...

Myspace angle.
Upper right arm too crooked.
Elbow too pointy.
Obvious attempt to show subpar and mashed up cleavage.
Get a haircut/10
Hair straightener/10
Duckface/10

By misc standards? 3/10 tops. Reality standards? 6/10 tops.

1911 standards? 11/10.

OMG I LoL'D

btw she looks a bit like Keri Russel

How is it even possible that 5 of you nerds have given 8/10...

Sears wrote:How is it even possible that 5 of you nerds have given 8/10...

Trying to sweet vote my way onto her facebook page to see if she has pictures of any hot friends. Duh!

http://www.facebook.com/rmastishurr?sk=wall


nuff said

Bet you d-bo sneaks into her room to smell her underwear

I have a feeling the ones who voted 2-5 wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting...

Can't judge until there's a picture with a normal angle.

rymoz wrote:Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting...

ROFL nuff said

please kid i will curb stomp you.

Rmast wrote:ROFL nuff said

please kid i will curb stomp you.

Rmast wrote:ROFL nuff said
please kid i will curb stomp you.

WTF THOSE FINGERS.

I would crawl bare naked up Mt. Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate her parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago.

This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

lol wtf joey

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

I've never seen such depravity in a thread.


I think it is time we take a moment to talk about your eternal salvation.

anyone else confused by sevens post, seemed to come out of the blue? is he mormon?

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

ummm joey............

im glad you dont take things from this community too seriously

alex kirk wrote:

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

id just like to point out that your not contributing to keeping the internet safe at all. some poor guy is gonna read your post and start e-flirting with some dude in spandex...

im so glade i started this.

On a scale from 1 to would I pee in her butt... I would give her a squirt.

moosh wrote:Are we on bodybuilding.com?

Evidence:

alex kirk wrote:there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

No capitalization of the first word of the paragraph and misused "somehow" in place of "someone." Pick up your game, Alex. You're getting sloppy.

Swiss wrote:

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

ummm joey............

im glad you dont take things from this community too seriously

unaware

moosh wrote:

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

Are we on bodybuilding.com?

aware

stealthlol wrote:

moosh wrote:Are we on bodybuilding.com?

Evidence:

alex kirk wrote:there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

No capitalization of the first word of the paragraph and misused "somehow" in place of "someone." Pick up your game, Alex. You're getting sloppy.

Yet you somehow missed the misspelling of "encountered" and use of "plain" in place of "plane".

most likely trolling of trolling. the bridge they're under is located somewhere between the 3rd and 4th infernos of hell.

Ya'll toasting in a roll bread.

scorch- wrote:

stealthlol wrote:

moosh wrote:Are we on bodybuilding.com?

Evidence:

alex kirk wrote:there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

No capitalization of the first word of the paragraph and misused "somehow" in place of "someone." Pick up your game, Alex. You're getting sloppy.

Yet you somehow missed the misspelling of "encountered" and use of "plain" in place of "plane".

most likely trolling of trolling. the bridge they're under is located somewhere between the 3rd and 4th infernos of hell.

In my defense, I was simultaneously reading a rather depressing book about the bubonic plague, so my attention was split. I thought that those two examples would have sufficed.

kevin would be posting on a thread about peoples sisters...

i think joey needs to post some sort of pamphlet for us to better understand the dangers of sleeping around.

acetamino wrote:kevin would be posting on a thread about peoples sisters...

I had the greatest plan of all plans, co-authored by Grant "xpx" Frazier/Fraser/Frasier/somethinglikethese, but everyone thought it was too mean to Kevin since it involved getting him to admit his sister had at least mildly attractive boobs without him knowing it was his sister.

Never would have worked! Plus, I never even noticed Grant changed his picture until he mentioned it to me.

alex kirk wrote:Ya'll toasting in a roll bread.

*So Close*

GROCE

stealthlol wrote:Never would have worked!

He knows his sister's boobs all too well for that trick to work