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Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:12 am
by mogers
Saw this on our roster today:
Grant F. KevinGardnerhasherpes STEAM_0:0:1612117
Two questions:
1. Is this true?
2. Do I need to get tested?
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:37 am
by stealthlol
Two answers:
1. I didn't as of one week ago.
2. As of three days ago, I'm getting concerned. What did you do to me?
Then again, Grant is known for being a liar liar. He might just be spreading false concerns.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:43 am
by mg_
Is Grant such a liar liar that his pants, may in fact, be on fire?
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:03 am
by mogers
I think it's plausible Mitch. Kevin come over here and drop those pants, I've got some myth busting to do.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:46 pm
by stealthlol
A guy who works at the Giant I buy groceries from looks EXACTLY like Adam Savage. Exactly.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:02 am
by joeledmunds
moosh wrote:Does this mean xpx took my spot as stellar backup? If so I no longer worry for 3h.
No. Dear God no.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:59 am
by stealthlol
joeledmunds wrote:moosh wrote:Does this mean xpx took my spot as stellar backup? If so I no longer worry for 3h.
No. Dear God no.
This. Grant cannot be trusted! Good thing Matt picked up Courtney.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:17 am
by mogers
stealthlol wrote:joeledmunds wrote:moosh wrote:Does this mean xpx took my spot as stellar backup? If so I no longer worry for 3h.
No. Dear God no.
This. Grant cannot be trusted! Good thing Matt picked up Courtney.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:01 pm
by acetamino
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:02 pm
by stealthlol
A whole ten minutes? I wish.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:36 pm
by kirk
acetamino wrote:
Basically, this was made for Kevin.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:34 pm
by joeledmunds
So what I' understanding here is that Kevin can scrim until 7:40 PM. PREPARE YOURSELVES TPG-I.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:25 pm
by Sears
wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:27 pm
by Rambizzle
Sears wrote:wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:05 pm
by xpx
1) Kevin must have herpes, how else could I have them?
2) I do not have herpes.
3) Kevin might also have hep c.
4) Just sayin'.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:00 am
by stealthlol
Sears wrote:wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...
Just trying to shake things up a bit. There may have been a slight kink in the plan, but we couldn't be happier.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:32 am
by kirk
stealthlol wrote:Sears wrote:wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...
Just trying to shake things up a bit. There may have been a slight kink in the plan, but we couldn't be happier.
Can't blame Sears, I guess. There was no way he could have understood the final plan. Had he been aware, however, then he would have asked to play a role.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:55 am
by Sears
Whatever, just let me know if you try it again because it will probably ban you. I don't remember what your guys rep's were or I would restore it.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:25 pm
by stealthlol
Alex was at 2088 before we started and I was roughly 100 above mogers.
Just saying...
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:20 pm
by kirk
stealthlol wrote:Alex was at 2088 before we started and I was roughly 100 above mogers.
Just saying...
Sounds about right. I was around 2,300 after all the repping, so I probably started in the 2,000 - 2,100 range? Don't recall.
Kevin was at least 500 above Mogers. That's a conservative guess, might I add.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:13 pm
by defiance
sometimes i think 1911 is too self aware!
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:30 pm
by milo
So can I rep people now?
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:32 pm
by Sears
defiance wrote:sometimes i think 1911 is too self aware!
Haha, I spent like an extra 2 months trying to program in anti-spam measures into the rep system because I had a pretty good understanding of the bro:cunt ratio of the remnant DoD community. But yeah, I'm surprised 1911 hasn't evolved to the point of self-destruction already.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:34 pm
by Sears
milo wrote:So can I rep people now?
It has you on the disabled list. What did you do!?
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:35 pm
by milo
Nothing
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:40 pm
by Sears
milo wrote:Nothing
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:42 pm
by milo
I may have spam upvote some people couple months ago
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:00 pm
by joeledmunds
This is ju8st a lesson, if Alex Kirk tells you something will be fun and cool, don't do it.
This is especially true for small children.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:24 pm
by mogers
moosh wrote:joeledmunds wrote:This is ju8st a lesson, if Alex Kirk tells you something will be fun and cool, don't do it.
This is especially true for small children.
I sat here and tried to read into "ju8st" for about 20 seconds, attempting to crack the deeper meaning. Then i realized "u" is right under "8". Conclusion: Joel is fat.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:26 pm
by Sears
Sears wrote:moosh wrote:joeledmunds wrote:This is ju8st a lesson, if Alex Kirk tells you something will be fun and cool, don't do it.
This is especially true for small children.
I sat here and tried to read into "ju8st" for about 20 seconds, attempting to crack the deeper meaning. Then i realized "u" is right under "8". Conclusion: Joel is fat.
This is what happens when you google "sausage fingers"...
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:43 pm
by joeledmunds
In truth, Joel is inaccurate.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:41 pm
by defiance
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:03 pm
by kirk
defiance wrote:
Old defiance is back, bitches!
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:13 pm
by defiance
KIRK, I HAVE FOUND A NEW STASH OF CAT PICTURES.
NOW THE PROBLEM IS IF I SHOULD USE THEM APPROPRIATELY, OR IF I SHOULD JUST RANDOMLY POST THEM!!!
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:54 pm
by kirk
defiance wrote:KIRK, I HAVE FOUND A NEW STASH OF CAT PICTURES.
NOW THE PROBLEM IS IF I SHOULD USE THEM APPROPRIATELY, OR IF I SHOULD JUST RANDOMLY POST THEM!!!
I'll tell you what is great about this scenario:
win/win.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:25 pm
by Sears
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:39 pm
by defiance
amazing sears...
simply amazing.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:23 am
by Rambizzle
sup guise, just got back from band camp
back in this like a boss
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:05 am
by Rambizzle
eric if you neg me again i'll sink your fucking battleship
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:08 am
by kirk
I can't stop looking at that gif.
Re: Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:13 am
by defiance
alex kirk wrote:I can't stop looking at that gif.
lemme distract you from his to mine!
