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Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:09 pm
by kirk
It's easy to forget about the world's troubles in the face of this momentous event. Jules Winnfield, member of clans such as The Winnfield Family and Attack of the Killer Koalas!, has finally contributed to his team's private server and ventrilo where he has enjoyed access to rcon for over 9 months.
Let us all take a moment and allow this information to dwell in our minds, and remember just how thankful we are for Jules Winnfield's $15 donation.
Jules Winnfield: we thank you for your donation to DoD, America, and the world as a whole. If every human being were more like you, this world would be a slightly better place. Sure macaroni and cheese would be significantly more sparse, and homosexuality more rampant, but that just means less painful bowel movements and more women for the rest of us.

Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:12 pm
by rymoz
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:13 pm
by Sears
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:17 pm
by Rambizzle
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:18 pm
by Sears
Ricky wtf, you are getting gif sloppy.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:26 pm
by Rambizzle
fixed. I don't have my good stuff bookmarked here at work
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:28 pm
by Sears
way better
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:35 pm
by rydN
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:58 pm
by Airnick15
For a second I thought it said $150...was really impressed there.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:22 pm
by Swiss
alex, you know the only reason he wasnt able to pay sooner was because he hadnt gotten permission from his mom yet.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:26 pm
by kirk
Swiss wrote:alex, you know the only reason he wasnt able to pay sooner was because he hadnt gotten permission from his mom yet.
Actually he had permission all along, he just refused to do the chores mama Winnfield set out for him, so she deactivated his PayPal account.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:29 pm
by Swiss
so does he get his allowance back after finally paying you? or did he pay you with his allowance? (not sure how strict she is)
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:34 pm
by kirk
Swiss wrote:so does he get his allowance back after finally paying you? or did he pay you with his allowance? (not sure how strict she is)
Allowance + saving up money from vacuuming, cleaning the bathroom, making his bed, etc.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:40 pm
by Rob
I don't believe it.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:55 pm
by bewton
Wat a great American fuck yea
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:01 pm
by james-
good read, would read again.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:08 pm
by Rambizzle
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:21 pm
by k4b00m
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:43 pm
by CharlieGiteau
I'm buying stock in whatever gel company he uses.
Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:37 am
by ThatsRight
Major win?
Is that supposed to be funny?
Only in a world this
shitty could you look at me
with a straight face and call this a major win

Re: Major win for humanity as a whole
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:06 pm
by kirk
Reh wrote:Major win?
Is that supposed to be funny?
Only in a world this
shitty could you look at me
with a straight face and call this a major win

Just watched this the other day.
gjdm.