1911 Beta

Invite:

THUNDER < G.SKILL - They seem unstoppable so far.
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - Any team that houses both alex kirk and miller gets my vote. ok and jarrod too.
mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn - should be a good match.
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - sorry chris D:

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz GLHF Jim's Auto Sales
cBerry = 3xtreme Humiliation - i don't know :E
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. - Could be close.
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate - Khoi Khoi Lemon Boy.
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - I wont be there to tk you guys with nades and shoot krudy in the back of his head, so you should be fine.

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best > tA. eSports Organization™ - <3 Sab
Reines.Ei vs Retired Chile -
aimsports < Kevlar Soul -
Masacre > !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! -
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Like A Boss! - Grimmmmmmmmmmm

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin leading his team to victory.
Merrill's Marauders > Kevlar's Widowers - reconbeaver.
Bad Ass Wankers > FeelTheFury <3 my BAW pals.
Hell's Kitchen > Bye - tough match.

Invite:

THUNDER < G.SKILL - 1.31kd > 0.98
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - 1.25 > 0.8
mona vegas < Rivalry Reborn - teamwork
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - teamwork

Invite:

THUNDER < G.SKILL - I want GSKILL to be 8/0 just to...
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - sorry tay, but I'll stick my next season team
mona vegas GLHF Rivalry Reborn - I'm pretty sure that we will end regular season with 1/8 score just to...
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - wyb+bull in mid are unstoppable

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - beas took josh's one man army position (cheating)
cBerry < 3xtreme Humiliation - rocketricky HUAHASHA
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. - shizz, npatten and vertex! deadly trio
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate - khoidapimp4tw
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - die argentineaaaans

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best > tA. eSports Organization™ - YASOOOO'S sandbagging wohooo
Reines.Ei < Retired Chile - chileans all the way
aimsports < Kevlar Soul - KS!
Masacre < !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! - DDAY!
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Like A Boss! - LaB will have this

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin.
Merrill's Marauders > Kevlar's Widowers - 475th all the way
Bad Ass Wankers < FeelTheFury - Jakimooooo
Hell's Kitchen > Bye

Invite:

THUNDER > G.SKILL - It's only a matter of time before gksill loses a match and the team dies again. One can only hope.

no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - Without the strong leadership that is KLicken55, I don't see nfc winning another match. Also, without the weak leadership of Alex Kirk, I don't see koalas losing another match. loLoLoOLloL Just kidding. You're greatly missed, Alex. Please come back.

mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn - B-Rowdy's pub-only mentality seems to have some merit these days. I think this practice routine will help them immensely. Oh, and William "I ran into a pole, doctor, I swear" Ward will...do something. I've got nothing, sorry.

dirty ghetto fucks < Dumbledores ARMY - 3l3cat. Need I say more? dgf, if you want a chance, just stay out of middle.

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - Scrimmed against Jim's a few times and, unless "Rolling Riot!" doesn't have to stop moving in matches either, I foresee beas just running rampant through mid.

cBerry glhf 3xtreme Humiliation - Haven't seen cberry play since rr2. Looking forward to see how much different they are a few weeks down the road!

Brave Little Toasters > G.L.O.C.K. - I have a hard time predicting blt to win with Leroy LoLpez sniping donner. I can only hope he's learned a few things during his two season break and is coming back with force. That and Craig will just kill everything for him. Good luck holding mid, GLOCK. You'll need it!

1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate - KhOi kHoI KhOi kHoI. I have no idea what his team even plays like, but I can never predict him to lose.

TeamLess > Hard to Kill - Only person I've ever seen play on teamless is Tin Bad, and I have no idea who he is but he never misses.

oh thanks stealth, cause im not on teamless or anything. jerk.

lowcarb wrote:oh thanks stealth, cause im not on teamless or anything. jerk.

no one cares about cheating gingers

ahhh, good point.

Just my luck that I have to snipe against patten...drags iorio onto the roster.

EDIT:
I'm loving this avatar I got. I love Michael Keaton as beetlejuice. I heard they're remaking this movie...

lowcarb wrote:oh thanks stealth, cause im not on teamless or anything. jerk.

I have no idea what you alias is on rosters anymore, so I didn't see your name. I take it back, teamless loses forever.

Invite:

THUNDER > G.SKILL - go go gadget steve.rar
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - jarrod.
mona vegas < Rivalry Reborn -
dirty ghetto fucks < Dumbledores ARMY - do it.

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - jb_
cBerry = 3xtreme Humiliation - Should be a good match. If theres any map I expect to see cBerry shine on... its donner, not looking forward to bunker.
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. -
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate -
TeamLess > Hard to Kill -

I have no idea what you alias as on rosters anymore, so I didn't see your name. I take it back, teamless loses forever.

hahaha, fine:(

THUNDER > G.SKILL - i remember gskill almost losing on this map last season. Doesn't seem to be their strongest.
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - gl skin.
mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - teamwork map = dgf win

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - Jim's players will just yell at eachother the whole time as Beas runs around murdering everyone.
cBerry < 3xtreme Humiliation - played 3h last week. they're winning main easily.
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. - nugz and til gunna lock down mid.
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate - Won't even have 6 probably.
TeamLess > Hard to Kill -

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best > tA. eSports Organization™ - yaso vs subject.
Reines.Ei < Retired Chile -
aimsports < Kevlar Soul -
Masacre < !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! - every realism unit's map is donner.
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Like A Boss! -

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - gl bam.
Merrill's Marauders < Kevlar's Widowers - Project Smiley and trance.
Bad Ass Wankers < FeelTheFury - jakimo has this.
Hell's Kitchen > Bye - hopefully can get a new team or two next season so this doesn't happen. Someone get CoR HaT and WaR to sign up!

Invite:

THUNDER < G.SKILL - no doubt about that.
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - akk is amazing!!!
mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn - close one but bet my 2 cts on mv
dirty ghetto fucks < Dumbledores ARMY - swiss, ao and k4boom go for it

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - good luck to jims but mvpz seems be pretty good
cBerry < 3xtreme Humiliation - close but 3h should make it
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. - theshizz and vertex will carry their team
1080p = Mino and the Less Fortunate - depends on who shows up at 1080p, but is probably another close one
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - go TeamLess, TinBad will rock this

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best > tA. eSports Organization™ - <3 Sab Yaso and Milo cant be stoped
Reines.Ei = Retired Chile - ????
aimsports < Kevlar Soul - Ks got a decent team they should make it
Masacre < !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! - close one could be that msc will win depending on how much they progressed from last season
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Like A Boss! - Grimm and hypnotik!

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin leading his team to victory.
Merrill's Marauders <glhf> Kevlar's Widowers
Bad Ass Wankers = FeelTheFury - Fury got some guys with potential, this one could get close if jakimo is dominating (<3 Jakimo, in a non homo way:p)
Hell's Kitchen > Bye - tough match.

Invite:

THUNDER > G.SKILL - some people are better than some people on this team
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - some people are better than some people on these teams
mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn - some people are better than some people on these teams
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - some people are better than some people on these teams

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - some people are better than some people on these teams
cBerry v 3xtreme Humiliation - Bunch of baddies (the v isn't "vee" but "under than" because 3h is so bad)
Brave Little Toasters = G.L.O.C.K. - some people are better than some people on these teams
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate - some people are better than some people on these teams
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - some people are better than some people on these teams

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xpx wrote:Invite:

THUNDER > G.SKILL - some people are better than some people on this team
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - some people are better than some people on these teams
mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn - some people are better than some people on these teams
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - some people are better than some people on these teams

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - some people are better than some people on these teams
cBerry v 3xtreme Humiliation - Bunch of baddies (the v isn't "vee" but "under than" because 3h is so bad)
Brave Little Toasters = G.L.O.C.K. - some people are better than some people on these teams
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate - some people are better than some people on these teams
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - some people are better than some people on these teams

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I agree with what Grant said.

xpx wrote:Brave Little Toasters = G.L.O.C.K. - some people are better than some people on these teams

I agree with you for the most part, except for this line. I feel it should read..."some people are better than everybody on my team except Leroy when he's sniping lolright?" That seems more appropriate.

THUNDER > G.SKILL - I dunno?
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! -
mona vegas > Rivalry Reborn - should be a close match
dirty ghetto fucks < Dumbledores ARMY - just listen to brandons sage advice, dgf will always have one or two people in mid house

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - beas is back in old form, and sp00kyschmiggs
cBerry = 3xtreme Humiliation - Going to be really sad when Bensane makes it into SUZE
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. - vertex is the best player in dod
1080p < Mino and the Less Fortunate -
TeamLess > Hard to Kill -

mogers wrote: Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K. - vertex is the best player in dod

stealthlol wrote:

xpx wrote:Brave Little Toasters = G.L.O.C.K. - some people are better than some people on these teams

I agree with you for the most part, except for this line. I feel it should read..."some people are better than everybody on my team except Leroy when he's sniping lolright?" That seems more appropriate.

1) You have no room to talk because I'm pretty sure leroy could outsnipe you with just his keyboard.
2) We just picked up this guy named craig as our new starting sniper and we think he can be pretty good at this game.
3) You have joel on your team, reaaaal threatening.

This is going to be me when we stomp you.

xpx wrote:

stealthlol wrote:

xpx wrote:Brave Little Toasters = G.L.O.C.K. - some people are better than some people on these teams

I agree with you for the most part, except for this line. I feel it should read..."some people are better than everybody on my team except Leroy when he's sniping lolright?" That seems more appropriate.

1) You have no room to talk because I'm pretty sure leroy could outsnipe you with just his keyboard.
2) We just picked up this guy named craig as our new starting sniper and we think he can be pretty good at this game.
3) You have joel on your team, reaaaal threatening.

This is going to be me when we stomp you.

1+2) I could outsnipe Leroy and Craig using my touchpad while playing on my netbook which can barely run word processors.
3) Do you realize who you're talking about? Joel Edmunds had the best fucking K:D ratio at WSVG. He could 1v6 your entire team and win using just his voice.

You would have lucked out to play us on donner. That way, you could have hid in bunker for 40 minutes and not had to worry about seeing any of us. Just a piece of advice for when we finally do play each other: Just stay in spawn and don't embarrass yourselves.

Come at us.

Invite:

THUNDER > G.SKILL
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas!
mona vegas < Rivalry Reborn
dirty ghetto fucks < Dumbledores ARMY

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales
cBerry < 3xtreme Humiliation
Brave Little Toasters < G.L.O.C.K.
1080p > Mino and the Less Fortunate
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - meh... Argentineans

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best GLHF tA. eSports Organization™
Reines.Ei > Retired Chile
aimsports < Kevlar Soul
Masacre < !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!!
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Like A Boss! - GRIMM

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO*
Merrill's Marauders > Kevlar's Widowers - <3 475th
Bad Ass Wankers < FeelTheFury - Sorry BAW buddies Jakimo is gonna hold it down...everywhere
Hell's Kitchen > Bye

stealthlol wrote: 1+2) I could outsnipe Leroy and Craig using my touchpad while playing on my netbook which can barely run word processors.
3) Do you realize who you're talking about? Joel Edmunds had the best fucking K:D ratio at WSVG. He could 1v6 your entire team and win using just his voice.

You would have lucked out to play us on donner. That way, you could have hid in bunker for 40 minutes and not had to worry about seeing any of us. Just a piece of advice for when we finally do play each other: Just stay in spawn and don't embarrass yourselves.

Come at us.

1+2) I'm pretty sure either of them could beat you with no keyboard or internet while apple picking.
3) I don't think I have to worry about joel, I've seen his skills displayed in "Shellina" If we're talking about lan experiences I think joey "seven" harter coming up to me after a match and saying he'll never accuse me of cheating again is much better than the k:d ratio of joel baiting his teammates with a sniper 5 years ago.

As far as the map preference, you only call it lucky because it's the only map you could have a slight chance at beating us, seeing how it's so gay. We're going to beat you so bad that your fiance will leave you for the man with 40's in his hand and on the scoreboard.

would you two just get a room already? Geez none of us want to witness your foreplay.

xpx wrote:1+2) I'm pretty sure either of them could beat you with no keyboard or internet while apple picking.
3) I don't think I have to worry about joel, I've seen his skills displayed in "Shellina" If we're talking about lan experiences I think joey "seven" harter coming up to me after a match and saying he'll never accuse me of cheating again is much better than the k:d ratio of joel baiting his teammates with a sniper 5 years ago.

As far as the map preference, you only call it lucky because it's the only map you could have a slight chance at beating us, seeing how it's so gay. We're going to beat you so bad that your fiance will leave you for the man with 40's in his hand and on the scoreboard.

1) Saying Leroy and Craig can beat us is like trying to argue that Will Ward can beat his dad. It just is never going to happen. Plain and simple.
2) I think the reason Joey "seven" Harter would come up to you after a lan match and say those words is because he realized how awful you finally were. The only time you get accused of cheating is when you play against Leroy. Go ahead and try it. Blindfold yourself and random spray as you run around in spawn. You'll get the accusation.

Oh and keep trying to reassure yourself that you can win. It's obvious that your team isn't even worth competing against. It'd be more of a challenge to compete against six non-cheating stamp's. Playing your team will just be a waste of 40 minutes that would be better spent staring at a wall.

epic posting battle (complete with .gif battle.) <3

stealthlol wrote: Most Valuable Playerz > Jim's Auto Sales - Scrimmed against Jim's a few times and, unless "Rolling Riot!" doesn't have to stop moving in matches either, I foresee beas just running rampant through mid.

I love it.

and it was Running Riot! from halo.

stealthlol wrote: 1) Saying Leroy and Craig can beat us is like trying to argue that Will Ward can beat his dad. It just is never going to happen. Plain and simple.
2) I think the reason Joey "seven" Harter would come up to you after a lan match and say those words is because he realized how awful you finally were. The only time you get accused of cheating is when you play against Leroy. Go ahead and try it. Blindfold yourself and random spray as you run around in spawn. You'll get the accusation.

Oh and keep trying to reassure yourself that you can win. It's obvious that your team isn't even worth competing against. It'd be more of a challenge to compete against six non-cheating stamp's. Playing your team will just be a waste of 40 minutes that would be better spent staring at a wall.

1) We have already beaten you in a scrim with your 6 and our 6 (without leroy). Just ask matt how that went. Oh and I remember you saying last week right after your match riding your high of victory saying "the only team we need to worry about is grant's team" Now you look like an arrogant prick to all of dod-main

I think you're doing a little over compensation here because you're still bad at a game you've played for 10 years. If dod were a school you'd be in special ed sharpening pencils in your wheelchair. Now unless you have some revelation about how bad you truly are, I have a much more important wall to stare at until I go out and meet some friends (Noun:
A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.)

I'll make sure I take my sweater off for whenever I face your team, Kevin, on top of that I won't be wearing a long sleeved shirt. Consider yourself fucked.

I can't make the match, I'll be watching demos.

Only thing i've learned from thread is that beas > Entire jims team

Thank you for bringing that to our attention, we will make according changes to our gameplan.

Instead of playing man on man with him, maybe a possible trio skyzone defense will be more inclined.

I'm going to break that post down into several things. Let's get started.

xpx wrote:1) We have already beaten you in a scrim with your 6 and our 6 (without leroy).

Only reason why you would win. Congrats on winning a scrim by the way. I'm proud.

Oh and I remember you saying last week right after your match riding your high of victory saying "the only team we need to worry about is grant's team" Now you look like an arrogant prick to all of dod-main

I think I said, "Only team we need to worry about is Craig." He's your team. I hope you have come to terms with that. You'll never be more than his shadow.

I think you're doing a little over compensation here because you're still bad at a game you've played for 10 years. If dod were a school you'd be in special ed sharpening pencils in your wheelchair. Now unless you have some revelation about how bad you truly are, I have a much more important wall to stare at until I go out and meet some friends (Noun:
A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.)

You jealous of my skills? I think you are. Also, good of you to look up the definition of friend. I was always curious that you never knew what the word meant. Your left hand, your right hand, and your mother (courtesy of Andy Sheen), are not able to be considered friends.

When I see you after we win, I'm sure this is what I'll be looking at:



OH. And,

ohhhhbeeee wrote:I'll make sure I take my sweater off for whenever I face your team, Kevin, on top of that I won't be wearing a long sleeved shirt. Consider yourself fucked.

It will be a cold day in Hell before you take your sweatshirt off.

Sweatshirt or sweater vest? The entire community is curious.

Couldn't hang in invite; shit talk main teams when you think you have a chance at winning.

Pictures after a blt / 3h match:

Kevin:

Joel:

Mogers/Ricky:

- insert 2 random sad expression gifs for other 2 3h starters. - <3

Grant:

Leroy:

Craig:

Ace:

Sean:

Bear:

this is getting heated...

What a bunch of nerds.

Someone give my cliffs so I understand what we're fighting about.

gskill - thunder MOTW fa sho

seaN wrote:Pictures after a blt / 3h match:

Kevin:

Joel:

Mogers/Ricky:

- insert 2 random sad expression gifs for other 2 3h starters. - <3

Grant:

Leroy:

Craig:

Ace:

Sean:

Bear:

I'm going to continue this fight just so I can get enough posts to +rep sean

stealthlol wrote:I'm going to break that post down into several things. Let's get started.

xpx wrote:1) We have already beaten you in a scrim with your 6 and our 6 (without leroy).

Only reason why you would win. Congrats on winning a scrim by the way. I'm proud.

Oh and I remember you saying last week right after your match riding your high of victory saying "the only team we need to worry about is grant's team" Now you look like an arrogant prick to all of dod-main

I think I said, "Only team we need to worry about is Craig." He's your team. I hope you have come to terms with that. You'll never be more than his shadow.

I think you're doing a little over compensation here because you're still bad at a game you've played for 10 years. If dod were a school you'd be in special ed sharpening pencils in your wheelchair. Now unless you have some revelation about how bad you truly are, I have a much more important wall to stare at until I go out and meet some friends (Noun:
A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.)

You jealous of my skills? I think you are. Also, good of you to look up the definition of friend. I was always curious that you never knew what the word meant. Your left hand, your right hand, and your mother (courtesy of Andy Sheen), are not able to be considered friends.

Great comeback, that response will go down in the record books as one of the greatest showstoppers ever.

Of course craig is better than me, but I won't really care when I'm posting the screen shots of 3h losing by over 100 to us. Does the guy in the $3000 dollar suit care about being worse than someone on his team?

xpx wrote:Of course craig is better than me, but I won't really care when I'm posting the screen shots of 3h losing by over 100 to us.

Good one.

COME AT ME BRO, YOUR MOM SURE DID LAST NIGHT

british wrote:Only thing i've learned from thread is that beas > Entire jims team

Thank you for bringing that to our attention, we will make according changes to our gameplan.

Instead of playing man on man with him, maybe a possible trio skyzone defense will be more inclined.

You probably don't have to change things up too much

(Remember, this is donner, the best map evaR~)

Video games.

Traize wrote:(Remember, this is donner, the best map evaR~)

Agreed.

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THUNDER > G.SKILL - No one like a perfect season
no fat chicks < Attack of the killer koalas! - koalas are like the SA spurs guys playing together for a long time + airnick now
mona vegas GG Rivalry Reborn - RR tough season continues. But theirs always playoffs
dirty ghetto fucks > Dumbledores ARMY - Grimm has told me dgf is unreal on donner so ill just take his word for it.

Main:

Most Valuable Playerz < Jim's Auto Sales Jim's is having a big sale this weekend, get your oil changed.
cBerry < 3xtreme Humiliation - played 3h last season on this map they should be fine against the dinos.
Brave Little Toasters > G.L.O.C.K. - toaster boys are getting back into dod heavily even OB is on the forums again.
1080p > Mino and the Less Fortunate - khoi and his team seem to play alot of close matches but i think 1080p should gay the shit out of them. is charles sniping again?
TeamLess > Hard to Kill - I dont like Argentinians.

Intermediate:

Subpar at Best > tA. eSports Organization™ - Milo and Yaso could probably carry this team in main aswell.
Reines.Ei < Retired Chile - I still think these Chileans cheat
aimsports > Kevlar Soul - timtebow is gonna complain about SA after this one
Masacre > !!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! - good test for DDAY
Chechnyan Sex Bombs glhf Like A Boss! - Grimmmmmmmmmmm

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin the uber sandbagger
Merrill's Marauders < Kevlar's Widowers - secretly cheering for 475
Bad Ass Wankers < FeelTheFury fury fields cheaters so ya.
Hell's Kitchen > Bye - atleast theyre 2-4

nunz wrote: even OB is on the forums again.

Don't remind us.

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin the uber sandbagger

I am not trying to sandbag, i mean i know i am but i am trying to move a pub team up, is that so wrong to do? at least i been loyal to my team right?

Odin_AEsir wrote:

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin the uber sandbagger

I am not trying to sandbag, i mean i know i am but i am trying to move a pub team up, is that so wrong to do? at least i been loyal to my team right?

come on

Odin_AEsir wrote:

Open:

BAMMuNiTY < BIO* - Odin the uber sandbagger

I am not trying to sandbag, i mean i know i am but i am trying to move a pub team up, is that so wrong to do? at least i been loyal to my team right?

guess im chopped liver eh? oh well