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Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:37 pm
by xpx
5:25 PM - s t e a l t h l o l:
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5:25 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: How does it feel to be number 5
5:25 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: to my number 1?
5:25 PM - the hiphopopotamus: 30 minutes away from #9
5:26 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: Haha.
5:26 PM - the hiphopopotamus: that's interesting though
5:26 PM - the hiphopopotamus: never heard of lancaster
5:26 PM - the hiphopopotamus: pple have heard of boulder
5:26 PM - the hiphopopotamus: another tally in the win column
5:27 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: haha.
5:27 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: Lancaster County is ridiculously popular for being "Amish Country"
5:28 PM - the hiphopopotamus: OH
5:28 PM - the hiphopopotamus: so you win on technicality of a bunch of retarded fanatics
5:29 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: Haha.
5:29 PM - the hiphopopotamus: btw i thought this was like stats of the week or something
5:29 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: I think that poll was rating the lives of people there
5:29 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: Not the tourists.
5:29 PM - the hiphopopotamus: but then i realized you sucked
5:29 PM - the hiphopopotamus: who's talking about toruists?
5:30 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: 7:28 PM - the hiphopopotamus: so you win on technicality of a bunch of retarded fanatics
5:30 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: The retarded fanatics are the tourists.
5:30 PM - the hiphopopotamus: the retarded fanatics are the amish
5:30 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: Haha, oh.
5:30 PM - the hiphopopotamus: if you lived in the smartest city in the US you might have deduced that
5:30 PM - the hiphopopotamus: but that's boulder
5:30 PM - the hiphopopotamus: so suck it
5:30 PM - s t e a l t h l o l: Oh please.
5:31 PM - the hiphopopotamus: OWNED
LATELATELATE
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:18 pm
by ohhhhbeeee
Looking at the time stamps I can only assume Kevin was deliriously sleep deprived. Let's see how you smart you are when it's 3 hours past your bed time.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:20 pm
by stealthlol
Still not sure how I got "owned." Your comment of "7:28 PM - the hiphopopotamus: so you win on technicality of a bunch of retarded fanatics" can still be read as you talking about the tourists or the Amish.
And Leroy has a valid point. My brain stops functioning properly after I should be in bed at 6pm
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:33 pm
by xpx
In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:37 pm
by escher
stealthlol, you're in Lancaster? I'm right across the river in York.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:52 pm
by bonerhaus
When i think of boulder, I think of hippies. Same with Canada so i can't talk shit.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:56 pm
by joeledmunds
xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
There is no Pennsylvania universe.
GRANT FRAZER GETS OWNED
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:04 am
by seaNsk
xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
You need to chill the fuck out with these harsh words towards the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:53 am
by stealthlol
xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
I mention that it's popular because of the Amish-insinuating that there are a lot of tourists-and you follow up with that comment. I'm sorry you couldn't make the simple jump to my level and figure that out. Also, please see:
joeledmunds wrote:There is no Pennsylvania universe.
GRANT FRAZER GETS OWNED
escher wrote:stealthlol, you're in Lancaster? I'm right across the river in York.
Haha, that's crazy. I'm right outside the Millersville campus finishing up my last semester. I never would have guessed any other dod people lived even remotely close to here.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:43 am
by endofOne
xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
Hey, I live about an hour away from Lancaster. And yes it's a rural amish town but not far from Philly! =D
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:46 am
by endofOne
stealthlol wrote:xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
I mention that it's popular because of the Amish-insinuating that there are a lot of tourists-and you follow up with that comment. I'm sorry you couldn't make the simple jump to my level and figure that out. Also, please see:
joeledmunds wrote:There is no Pennsylvania universe.
GRANT FRAZER GETS OWNED
escher wrote:stealthlol, you're in Lancaster? I'm right across the river in York.
Haha, that's crazy. I'm right outside the Millersville campus finishing up my last semester. I never would have guessed any other dod people lived even remotely close to here.
We have students from Millersville who come to the hospital where I work for clinicals.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:02 am
by escher
stealthlol wrote:Haha, that's crazy. I'm right outside the Millersville campus finishing up my last semester. I never would have guessed any other dod people lived even remotely close to here.
I did my undergrad at Millersville back in 99-03. The CS department left something to be desired, but I loved the philosophy department.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:50 am
by xpx
endofOne wrote:xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
Hey, I live about an hour away from Lancaster. And yes it's a rural amish town but not far from Philly! =D
Camden is not far from philly as well...
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:57 am
by xpx
stealthlol wrote:xpx wrote:In what universe could that be interpreted as tourists? A retarded bumfuck pennsylvania one?
I mention that it's popular because of the Amish-insinuating that there are a lot of tourists-and you follow up with that comment. I'm sorry you couldn't make the simple jump to my level and figure that out.
You mention Amish and I respond with fanaticism, and you think the logical conclusion is tourists?
Joel, there could potentially be a parallel universe of just Pennsylvania. Haven't you ever seen the show Sliders? Also, "in what universe," is an idiom, idiot.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:48 am
by stealthlol
You're taking your trolling too far, Grant. You've already been had by the great Loe Jedmunds.
escher wrote:The CS department left something to be desired, but I loved the philosophy department.
Yeah. I'm studying Biology, and a lot of the professors are just...not that great. I guess that's the best way to phrase it. I've had some great experiences with professors in the English and History departments, but just got too far into this field before figuring it all out.
Still, what a small world.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:15 pm
by Narc
I know where Lancaster is! Im an hour away. Yes you do need to watch for horse and buggy's they are on the road!
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:33 pm
by seaNsk
I don't want to hear it. I thought I lived near a lot of Amish people when I lived near Slippery Rock, PA. I moved out to the fucking boonies of Ohio, and now I live in an Amish town. I see 10-20 buggies a day. It's actually fucking hysterical to hear the buggies with sound systems ran off car batteries. Thud thud thud *clickty clack clickity clack* boom boom thud boom
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:57 pm
by stealthlol
seaN wrote:I don't want to hear it. I thought I lived near a lot of Amish people when I lived near Slippery Rock, PA. I moved out to the fucking boonies of Ohio, and now I live in an Amish town. I see 10-20 buggies a day. It's actually fucking hysterical to hear the buggies with sound systems ran off car batteries. Thud thud thud *clickty clack clickity clack* boom boom thud boom
Haha, that's amazing. I've never seen one with anything like that. Some of my favorites have been:
- A caravan looking rig (some sort of trailer was attached to the back with a huge tarp thrown over it and people in the back).
- There was no seat, but the guy was standing/sitting on the front axle.
- Eight or so guys all jammed into one of the small buggies. There some guys hanging off the back, standing out the window, etc.
Other then when there are 4 buggies back to back to back to back on a busy road, it's always funny to see them strolling along.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:18 pm
by AlopeX
Am I the only one who blames Global Warming Entirely on the Amish?
http://comedians.jokes.com/daniel-tosh/ ... he-mormons
2:00 mins in
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:51 pm
by Rambizzle
Me after reading this

Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:18 pm
by t`RavE
Rambizzle wrote:Me after reading this

This pretty much sums this thread up.
Re: Kevin Gardner gets owned
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:32 pm
by james-
woot woot #7!
although, I had heard another one of these studies, and it claimed San Luis Obispo, CA was the "happiest" city in America. SB is way better
