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JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:15 pm
by toxinatoR
"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:20 pm
by Hudson`
"Actually, I'm going to need a greesegun as well."

"But Corey, we're on axi---"

"DID I STUTTER? I AINT ASKIN."

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:40 pm
by Theworst
toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."
I'm kinda stumped on how one person can pull off such an amazing feat. Corey, if you have the chance, can you please give me a walkthrough on how too pull this off? Thanks.

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:48 pm
by Sears
How's he going to accomplish all of that without feet.....?

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Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:08 pm
by JamesDecker
How's he going to accomplish all of that without feet.....?

Corey actually ran remarkably fast in New York, we had to cross the street before getting run over by oncoming traffic and I, the dickhead, go "RUN COREY", and run he did. Forrest Gump aint got shit on him.~

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:16 pm
by rymoz
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:24 pm
by JamesDecker
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?


Does a bear shit in the woods?

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:33 pm
by ComptonAssTony
JamesDecker wrote:
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?


Does a bear shit in the woods?
No, A bear shits wherever the hell it wants

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:38 pm
by Sears
JamesDecker wrote:No, A bear shits wherever the hell it wants
You're thinking of Honey Badgers... Bears are actually pretty picky about where they will mark their territory.

(Sorry, my Dad's a wildlife biologist).

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:55 pm
by JamesDecker
You're thinking of Honey Badgers... Bears are actually pretty picky about where they will mark their territory.

(Sorry, my Dad's a wildlife biologist).
Bears just has a better ring to it than "Does a Honey Badger shit in the woods?". Am I right?~

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:26 pm
by Rambizzle
Here you go corey

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shes clearly your other half.

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:50 pm
by toxinatoR
Not sure whether to +rep ricky for that pic or not.

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:01 pm
by SKiNnTo
Well if were gonna make a play on legs, Forrest had them and could run! I think we should refer to Lt. Dan! Great movie, was on yesterday about 4 times!

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:30 pm
by Swiss
Thebest wrote:
toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."
I'm kinda stumped on how one person can pull off such an amazing feat feet. Corey, if you have the chance, can you please give me a walkthrough on how too pull this off? Thanks.
so many lost opportunities

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:50 pm
by Theworst
Swiss.

I used "feat" instead of "feet" so it wasn't so blatantly obvious. I guess I did give it away when I used "Stumped" oh well~

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:01 pm
by Rambizzle
toxinatoR wrote:Not sure whether to +rep ricky for that pic or not.
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Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:07 pm
by Swiss
Thebest wrote:Swiss.

I used "feat" instead of "feet" so it wasn't so blatantly obvious. I guess I did give it away when I used "Stumped" oh well~
ahh gotcha

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:28 pm
by hildebrand
fuckin ricky goin off with solid gifs today. a++.

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:35 pm
by CharlieGiteau
toxinatoR wrote:Not sure whether to +rep ricky for that pic or not.
You will rep that post, then go back and rep every other fucking post he has. Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing. Now get to repping the man!

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:49 pm
by mogers
hildebrand wrote:fuckin ricky goin off with solid gifs today. a++.
Now if only he'd scrim with his team, or text a copenhagen back

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:46 pm
by CharlieGiteau
Oh shit, the "copenhagen" is back.

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:01 pm
by bonerhaus
silly copenhagens

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:05 pm
by acetamino
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Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:13 pm
by JaGGoNdd
oh god so this is what you meant by "we made a thread about you on 1911 did you see it?"

id have a way better anzio strat than this guys, come on now. i'd need the mg42, a sniper rifle, 2 unter and a kar. then i could really do some damage. still gonna need all your ammo boxes though i like that idea at least

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:11 pm
by likwid
toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
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Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:29 pm
by pande
Who is that in your post Sears?

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:53 am
by bewton
wow corey...just wow. I thought you were smarter then that. You spray the mg42 falling out of window, not the stg!

Re: JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:00 am
by Rambizzle
mogers wrote:
hildebrand wrote:fuckin ricky goin off with solid gifs today. a++.
Now if only he'd scrim with his team, or text a copenhagen back
I told you my text messages get rejected when I try to send to you... fix your shit copenhagen