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kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:03 pm
by kirk
Please respect the srs tag. Shit is srs.
Never going to play this game ever again. Just tell Narc or someone to put me on your roster and I'll decorate it with my mediocrity.
No jules winnfields allowed.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:07 pm
by Swiss
so apparently going out and having a life was too mainstream for you?
its ok, ill still welcome you back with open arms

Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:13 pm
by acetamino
who?
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:17 pm
by toxinatoR
more like alex jerk.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:24 pm
by cassinoroyale
alex kirk wrote:Please respect the srs tag. Shit is srs.
Never going to play this game ever again. Just tell Narc or someone to put me on your roster and I'll decorate it with my mediocrity.
No jules winnfields allowed.
hi gruesome kinzo, how ya doing ninja zombie bra?
#mvpz pm narc
seriously now, roster ride RR (ceebz+pdx+patten) o//////
are you still lifting?
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:30 pm
by kirk
1) Everything is too mainstream for me. It's a damn predicament.
2) Tox I saw you repped me like, 6 days ago? Lol, u4real? Da fuqq.
3) Still lifting, but not as diligently. Way more focused on getting back into biking. Come at me~
I'll join whatever team, bro. Someone just tell Narc to put me on a roster. First team gets me. Just looking for some extra experience to put on my e-resume, nom sayin'?
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:23 pm
by james-
running > biking
But i have a dog and I can't run him on a bike and still get enough exercise for myself.
what kind of bike do you ride? or are you one of those gym bike riders. LOlooLlOlLLOlLoL~ (not as bad as treadmill runners gothefuckoutside)
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:33 pm
by Swiss
james- wrote:what kind of bike do you ride?
this should be BLATANTLY obvious.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:42 pm
by kirk
james- wrote:running > biking
But i have a dog and I can't run him on a bike and still get enough exercise for myself.
what kind of bike do you ride? or are you one of those gym bike riders. LOlooLlOlLLOlLoL~ (not as bad as treadmill runners gothefuckoutside)
Running > biking. Yeah, PLEASE explain that one for me.
Biking = faster
Biking = greater energy expenditure
Biking = greater distances
The only benefit of running is you don't have to set anything up. But spending 10 minutes to get ready for a bike ride still beats the convenience of a run. By a ton. I will seriously punch you in the throat if you disagree.
And no, I am a road cyclist. I only touch gym bikes in the winter when I don't want to piss roommates off with my trainer.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:45 pm
by joeledmunds
alex kirk wrote:james- wrote:running > biking
But i have a dog and I can't run him on a bike and still get enough exercise for myself.
what kind of bike do you ride? or are you one of those gym bike riders. LOlooLlOlLLOlLoL~ (not as bad as treadmill runners gothefuckoutside)
Running > biking. Yeah, PLEASE explain that one for me.
Biking = faster
Biking = greater energy expenditure
Biking = greater distances
The only benefit of running is you don't have to set anything up. But spending 10 minutes to get ready for a bike ride still beats the convenience of a run. By a ton. I will seriously punch you in the throat if you disagree.
And no, I am a road cyclist. I only touch gym bikes in the winter when I don't want to piss roommates off with my trainer.
Biking = for faggots
Where's your fancy arguments now? Tight-shorts sissy.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:48 pm
by kirk
joeledmunds wrote:Biking = for faggots
Where's your fancy arguments now? Tight-shorts sissy.
Few things more liberating than padded, skin-tight shorts, Joel. If only you understood...
Although with that pancake ass, I can see why you have a phobia of them.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:04 pm
by james-
Lets see....
fun.
/end
If you can tell me that you truly enjoy sitting in a smelly gym with a bunch of sweaty faggots who are over concerned about their appearance more than going for a jog out in the sun, and actually GOING somewhere... I'll end my argument.
But I'm sure you'll beat a dead horse back to life by listing off pointless facts about how much better cycling is than actually doing something.
Cycling outdoors I have nothing against, but treadmills and exercise bikes are by far the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:06 pm
by kirk
james- wrote:Lets see....
fun.
/end
If you can tell me that you truly enjoy sitting in a smelly gym with a bunch of sweaty faggots who are over concerned about their appearance more than going for a jog out in the sun, and actually GOING somewhere... I'll end my argument.
But I'm sure you'll beat a dead horse back to life by listing off pointless facts about how much better cycling is than actually doing something.
Cycling outdoors I have nothing against, but treadmills and exercise bikes are by far the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
No, the only time I do cardio indoors is winter. I would run outside before I would bike in a gym any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Do you even lift?
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:09 pm
by Beast
dudes dump
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:48 am
by k4b00m
dude smells like butt.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:24 am
by xpx
roster ride blt, you were once on my team. so it works out
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:40 am
by Miller`
Biking makes my butt sore. Elliptical interval.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:46 am
by seaNsk
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:39 am
by hildebrand
alex kirk wrote:joeledmunds wrote:Biking = for faggots
Where's your fancy arguments now? Tight-shorts sissy.
Few things more liberating than padded, skin-tight shorts, Joel. If only you understood...
Although with that pancake ass, I can see why you have a phobia of them.

Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:46 am
by ceebz
everythread alex is in turns into a workout thread lol. come roster ride RR <3
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:01 am
by kirk
xpx wrote:roster ride blt, you were once on my team. so it works out
Only under two conditions:
1) You are on Kevin's team, and if not, you beat Kevin's team.
2) You light middle on harrington and dedicate it to me. This one is non-negotiable.
Miller` wrote:Biking makes my butt sore. Elliptical interval.
ceebz wrote:everythread alex is in turns into a workout thread lol. come roster ride RR <3
Do you...even lift?
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:52 am
by defiance
ceebz lifts dead deer and monster trucks with his bare hands.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:30 am
by toxinatoR
defiance wrote:ceebz lifts dead dears and monster trucks with his bare hands.
Deer*
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:36 am
by D-bo
toxinatoR wrote:defiance wrote:ceebz lifts dead dears and monster trucks with his bare hands.
Deer*

Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:37 am
by defiance
fuck you, tox.
NEG REP ME TOX, I DARE YOU.
Oh wait....
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:44 pm
by stealthlol
alex kirk wrote:1) You are on Kevin's team, and if not, you beat Kevin's team.
He could have had the former, but since he made some bad choices, the latter will never happen.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:39 pm
by seaNsk
stealthlol wrote:alex kirk wrote:1) You are on Kevin's team, and if not, you beat Kevin's team.
He could have had the former, but since he made some bad choices, the latter will never happen.
3h only won main because blt forfeited. Loser.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:46 pm
by Z--
hi alex
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:00 pm
by kirk
stealthlol wrote:alex kirk wrote:1) You are on Kevin's team, and if not, you beat Kevin's team.
He could have had the former, but since he made some bad choices, the latter will never happen.
Challenge accepted.
PUT ME ON GRANT'S TEAM.
Z-- wrote:hi alex
Hey Gill. Still fragging zombz/Magicka? You better be.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:10 pm
by stealthlol
seaNsk wrote:stealthlol wrote:alex kirk wrote:1) You are on Kevin's team, and if not, you beat Kevin's team.
He could have had the former, but since he made some bad choices, the latter will never happen.
3h only won main because blt forfeited. Loser.
blt forfeited because they knew they didn't stand a chance.
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:44 pm
by scorch-
seaNsk wrote:stealthlol wrote:alex kirk wrote:1) You are on Kevin's team, and if not, you beat Kevin's team.
He could have had the former, but since he made some bad choices, the latter will never happen.
3h only won main because blt forfeited. Loser.
It was actually because you quit team *~~*~*~~MLP**~~*~*~*~*
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:10 pm
by SKiNnTo
Tox did win Defiance. I'm waiting for Ceebz to post pictures of his epicness!
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:03 am
by rymoz
Re: kirk needs a team (srs)
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:56 pm
by sloth
road cycling for the fucking win