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Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:21 pm**

Self explanatory, post your favorite DoD related quotes. Can be quotes from former/current players, either online, at lan, from random videos, from frag movies, whatever. I'll start it off. Bonus fun points if you don't post the author and everyone else guesses

"MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED!"

"HES JUST FUCKING RUNNING!"

"WAMBULANCE!" (Sorta generic, so hint: at LAN)

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:36 pm**

"SHUT UP SHUT SUP I'M CPL SCRIMMING!"

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:49 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:00 am**

"God I'm so much better then you, its RIDICULOUS"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:20 am**

Not a favourite quote, but words of wisdom from Mr. Emo.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:13 am**

- ... "doesnt always do that, but sometimes the demo is retarded" [Hint : moviemaker]

- "Sucks to be you, huh?"

I told a friend, that Witney Houston had died, he answerd.
- "What the hell! and he was the first who went to the moon?"

Facepalm.

- "Why is that fucking door over there, who fuck came with the idea to have a door there?" (Random person who raged at vent/ts3 a few years ago, when he tried run away and a door didnt open quick enough

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Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:32 am**

Meant to give beas +rep but fat fingered it on the droid. Sorry Mitchell...

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:06 am**

"Watch your language"

Guess

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:18 am**

"It don't matter if you got gamer arms or not, it's about having a pair of balls" -willeh

"STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY BULLETS" -badnewspanda

"He's in LOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFT!!!" -stealth

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:08 am**

"Theres still a guy in loft" - stealth
"I got more rap music then you ever will" - s0v
"TWO STICKS/REALLYYYYYY" - saint
"yo cap the two, I'm in their ding dong" - huFF

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:16 am**

Get the fuck off your stomach!

He just doesn't stop running

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:32 am**

"OMG this is ridiculous"
"he's cheating chitting his b4lz off"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:58 am**

let me tell you something about a porcupines balls

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:59 am**

not a quote buts : http://cplthedream.ytmnd.com/

this makes me miss ox ;(*

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:16 am**

joeledmunds wrote:"STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY BULLETS" -badnewspanda

Quite possibly the best Will Ward moment on the internet.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:23 am**

milo wrote:Not a favourite quote, but words of wisdom from Mr. Emo.

It's funny when people think "still playing dead game" equals "better".

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:49 am**

milo's LAN YELL over vent after winning cal-o finals
jarrod's laugh is forever with me as well.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:11 am**

"he knows everything from magic to science"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:35 am**

"Dude... Fat chicks let you touch the cooch"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:38 am**

That kid is JESUS!

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:18 am**

"back to spawn" jkid/krud

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:44 am**

Schmiggs wrote:Meant to give beas +rep but fat fingered it on the droid. Sorry Mitchell...

fixed

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:44 am**

"Everytime I play against you, it feels like I fucked a fat chick" Teamless Tom/Showtime

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:59 am**

anything that leaves profiction's mouth after he dies

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:50 am**

LIKE MAHHH SPOT TAYLAUR?!!!!!!!!! - biggie~

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:04 pm**

"Listen, There's no way you can pick someone off with a BAR from half a block away"

"I don't have to watch the demos, dude; I played it since the first day the game was allowed for download"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:04 pm**

I think blatant is the most overused word in DoD history.

probably a billion quotes a day about it

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:07 pm**

"he's about as legit as a paper cut"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:22 pm**

"If I was cheating, would I look here?"

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:06 pm**

meekrab wrote:"If I was cheating, would I look here?"

Wondering if this would show up

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:26 pm**

"What university do you go to? UBAD?" -joob
"and that was our beeEeEEeEeeeeEe team!" -ericg
"OH! THE PISTALIA!" -scat
"I got a scrim against hsb, and I'm sniping....with cheats." -scat
"his chitting his b4lz off" -cass

not a quote, but crog made his name "Tongue Punch My Dirt Star" and I haven't stopped laughing since

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:27 pm**

and, of course, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I'M CPL SCRIMMING!!" -Errick "TheElusiveDick" Bealueliulueiueu

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:16 pm**

I'm so decorated people flock to me like geese to a shitbagel.
You remind me of a freshly baked douchecobbler.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:05 pm**

british wrote:
meekrab wrote:"If I was cheating, would I look here?"
Wondering if this would show up

Doesn't count, that was a 3am cs scrim.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:24 pm**

"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:27 pm**

scorch- wrote:I'm so decorated people flock to me like geese to a shitbagel.
You remind me of a freshly baked douchecobbler.

good ol brohm!

miss him

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:53 pm**

The 2nd one was actually sparz~

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:18 am**

"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:33 am**

Nice shot habib

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:45 am**

Jjjj wrote:"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

You were on saintz?

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:48 pm**

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like fucking without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:07 pm**

british wrote:
Jjjj wrote:"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...
You were on saintz?

Nope, I guess I started play 1.3 when saintz died(?), early 2009(noticed I got a free game after 2-4 years of playing CS 1.6). I played a pcw with zaP and 4 others and the quotes came from that pcw,

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:42 pm**

toxinatoR wrote:"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

I love it when John used to say that shit, if anyone one the team was going on a spree it would be like a build up

3rd kill, nice "name"
4th, hohohoho "name", followed by something stupid
5th, "name" whats going on
by the 8th he would say your cheating i think

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:50 pm**

sevEN wrote:<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like fucking without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

HAHAHAH cant believe you still have that

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:09 pm**

carpenter wrote:"Watch your language"

Guess

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:36 pm**

#jetty late

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:09 am**

"Have a spicy for a <?????>, gonna fuckin' beat up a nigga after this. I eat the four piece spicy chicken. Go to the back of the place and do a fuckin' crack pipe with it. UGGGGGGGH. Just then, I saw a couple crips roll by, in mah fuckin' hood cause they wanted to die, I was about ready to get out my glock and then I saw a cop and I was like na man I'll step back for minute."

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:53 am**

"what a virgin"
"fucking loser"
"why is he being a virgin"

Guess who?

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:51 am**

Everything is made from dreams

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:13 am**

acetamino wrote:Everything is made from dreams

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