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FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:07 am
by mexicant
Im currently looking for a team. I believe .iwa is not playing next season.

Pros
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Stoner
Not a virgin
Old and wise
Dick pics
Sick beard
I cheat
I bring Hooker stories to a vent near you

Cons
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Small dick
Poor
Rage when I get naded from a teammate.
Lost to dgf in the semis of tpg season 28.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:32 am
by tugger
more pros than cons... pick him up asap!

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:47 am
by acetamino
brings 19-61 to your team. could be a pro, or, could be a con.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:11 am
by kirk
Should have written the list so "dick pics" came right after "old and wise."

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:40 am
by rymoz
He's not kidding about the cheating part. Good luck Chris! Someone pick this guy up.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:52 am
by ComptonAssTony
this fckin guy

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:59 am
by cassinoroyale
One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene. Someone picks this guy up really fast! He cheats when needed and have the ability of deleting hltv's for disputing purposes. He also knows how to hide in ticket for 5 fucking minutes.

Or else, Rivas, we can try starting something together as well since I didn't made the cut in complex6ty. :roll:

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NOT.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:08 am
by hypnotik_
at least you're honestImage

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:34 am
by vertex
one of the funnest guys to play this game with, gl christopher

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Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:45 pm
by scorch-
cassinoroyale wrote:One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene. Someone picks this guy up really fast! He cheats when needed and have the ability of deleting hltv's for disputing purposes. He also knows how to hide in ticket for 5 fucking minutes.

Or else, Rivas, we can try starting something together as well since I didn't made the cut in complex6ty.
One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene. Someone pick this guy up fast! He cheats when needed, and has the ability to delete hltv demos for dispute purposes. He also knows how to hide in ticket for 5 FUCKING MINUTES!

If it doesn't work out, Rivas, we can try starting something together since I didn't make the cut in complex6ty.

e: Helping cass improve his English, one post at a time.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:02 pm
by cassinoroyale
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I need more of these lessons, Dan! I'm heading for a San Francisco - Seattle trip next year and I'd like to be able to talk decent english with my US family! Keep it up \o/

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:02 pm
by Daeo
Come to NASTYvag, speaking out on a limb here btw nugz probably wont allow it :(. Soundboard + DIXPIX = win

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:36 pm
by toxinatoR
alex kirk wrote:Should have written the list so "dick pics" came right after "old and wise."
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Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:39 pm
by knockout
Cass if you come to California we are going to bro out hardcore

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:01 pm
by milo
I would laugh, but I know this is serious.

Good luck!

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:17 pm
by greetz
he's smelly.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:25 pm
by k4b00m
Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:44 pm
by scorch-
Translation: Won't cheat in matches for you

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:44 pm
by hildebrand
mex, wanna make a team?

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by cassinoroyale
knockout wrote:Cass if you come to California we are going to bro out hardcore
Definitely brah so that you can make funny jokes with my broken english accent live! :D
k4b00m wrote:Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.
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Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:48 pm
by Daeo
k4b00m wrote:Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.
rude

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:50 pm
by milo
k4b00m wrote:Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.
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Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:21 pm
by knockout
cass, you speak english better than most americans.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:34 pm
by SKiNnTo
Good Luck Good Sir! Hope you find a good squad~

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:41 am
by sloth
One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:01 am
by Miller`
So from reading this thread, I picked up:

Weiner, whiner, not a winner.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:19 am
by mexicant
Miller` wrote:So from reading this thread, I picked up:

Weiner, whiner, not a winner.

Eat a dick Miller! :D

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:00 pm
by Jb_
He does cheat now, I dunno why.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:33 pm
by mexicant
Jb_ wrote:He does cheat now, I dunno why.

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Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:52 pm
by milo
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Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:01 pm
by stile
fuck u milo

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:32 am
by Daeo
poor milo!

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:32 pm
by VirusX
Good Luck Chris Hope u find a good team soon.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:38 pm
by bewton
Gl Chris it was great playing with ya this season. It was a pleasure low fragging with u even though we both had k98s. Serious tho great player pick him up. For your cpl contending team

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:34 am
by lolinus
Smells like hes been pickicking bananas all day.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:04 pm
by aLpha.cn-[tang]
Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:45 pm
by mexicant
aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

I really wish that was you in your avatar. #IFA

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:59 pm
by aLpha.cn-[tang]
mexicant wrote:
aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

I really wish that was you in your avatar. #IFA
Who says it's not. I'm dtf anytime. (813) 349-123_. Guess the number and you win.

Re: FuckinRivas

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:22 pm
by Daeo
aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:
mexicant wrote:
aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

I really wish that was you in your avatar. #IFA
Who says it's not. I'm dtf anytime. (813) 349-123_. Guess the number and you win.
ITS A 9 GO WITH 9