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Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:36 pm
by hildebrand
Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.
Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.
I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.
Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.
I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.
I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.
Sincerely,
Your Canadian Company
HILDEBRAND
Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -
I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -
Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X
DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
Re: Official Notice: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:46 pm
by stealthlol
I have often heard Alex's eyes be compared to breasts.
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:08 pm
by Sears
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Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:11 pm
by toxinatoR
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:11 pm
by wintehs
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:10 pm
by mike
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:50 pm
by kirk
hildebrand wrote:Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.
Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.
I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.
Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.
I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.
I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.
Sincerely,
Your Canadian Company
HILDEBRAND
Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -
I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -
Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X
DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:49 am
by CharlieGiteau
Hilde, was this an attempt to get birthday sex from Alex?
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:57 am
by mogers
alex kirk wrote:hildebrand wrote:Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.
Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.
I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.
Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.
I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.
I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.
Sincerely,
Your Canadian Company
HILDEBRAND
Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -
I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -
Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X
DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
Now Ben is going to kill himself on his birthday...
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:06 am
by milo
alex kirk wrote:hildebrand wrote:Dear alex kirk, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a scholarly human being, a quality which I consider comfortably attractive.
Frankly, the world is filled with many foul-mouthed people, though you are far more gastight than them.
I find myself daydreaming about what you do in real life.
Your bones are like diamonds and your eye reminds me of a breast.
I would happily jump out of a plane with a parachute in order to play Day of Defeat with you. I can only hope that you feel the same alluring heartbeat toward me.
I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.
Sincerely,
Your Canadian Company
HILDEBRAND
Extent of interest:
Intrigued -
I have a bit of a crush - X
Infatuated -
I have felt this way since:
I was born - X
We met -
This morning -
Please Reply:
Immediately - X
In Writing - X
With Enthusiasm - X
DISCLAIMER: This notice is intended to alert you to my feelings at the moment. Feelings may change rapidly and without further notice. In the event that you are interested, act quickly.
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:56 am
by kirk
mogers wrote:Now Ben is going to kill himself on his birthday...
I can't help that my heart belongs to another man.
You.
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:02 pm
by mogers
alex kirk wrote:mogers wrote:Now Ben is going to kill himself on his birthday...
I can't help that my heart belongs to another man.
You.
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:43 pm
by hildebrand
at first i was thinking to myself:
but then i was like:
fuck this thread
#cut4bieber
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:37 pm
by acetamino
Re: Declaration of Romantic Intent
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:23 am
by kirk
acetamino wrote:
