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5.5 Men <> angryface - GLHF

92dt < nogo -

bio > inx -

doz > gsr -

5.5 Men > angryface - Hopefully angryface get's the upset, but if I had to put money down it would go to 5.5 men (If 5.5 men win then all 6 of their starters each must create their own team for next season) ~ new rule.

92dt glhf nogo - This is going to be a great match. Come watch a great match everyone.

bio > inx -

doz < gsr - Get em GSR clanmates!

The Bear wrote:5.5 Men > angryface - Hopefully angryface get's the upset, but if I had to put money down it would go to 5.5 men (If 5.5 men win then all 6 of their starters each must create their own team for next season) ~ new rule.

92dt glhf nogo - This is going to be a great match. Come watch a great match everyone.

bio > inx -

doz < gsr - Get em GSR clanmates!

nuff said!

5.5 Men < angryface

92dt > nogo - come on 92dt pals

bio < inx

doz glhf gsr - can't wait to play. Should be good. I can't wait to heavy against reddog

Schedules have been sent out, get the matches confirmed so we can get times/hltvs!

5.5 Men GLHF angryface

5.5 Men < angryface - In the spirit of march madness, I'm calling the upset

92dt < nogo - nogo top to bottom is probably a stronger lineup

92dt GLHF nogo - Looking forward to this. Even though map is not one of my best, its a good teamwork map and that's gonna be what wins it. Nogo is a strong team and definitely has my respect for not only their skill, but there commitment to staying together as a team. I am honestly surprised with 92DT's season, and win or lose i was glad to be apart of this season. This match should be a good, and all i can hope for is a fair and fun match to end the season!

GLHF to all teams in playoffs!

5.5 Men > angryface GL HF

92dt > nogo GL

bio < inx I THINK THAT MY FRIENDS CAN HANDLE WITH THIS :B

5.5 Men ? angryface - I actually think angryface has a good chance of winning, only if Austin doesn't hide.

devin wrote:5.5 Men ? angryface - I actually think angryface has a good chance of winning, only if Austin doesn't hide.

5.5 Men < angryface - calling the upset

92dt > nogo -

bio > inx -

doz > gsr - sandbaggers will prevail <3

5.5 Men > angryface

92dt < nogo

bio < inx - go friends go <3

doz > gsr

5.5 Men > angryface - mike will be camping in water, coz he can.

92dt < nogo - Should be a close win for nogo

bio > inx - just because inx has never let me ring for 475th.

doz > gsr - DoZ has some cool dudes in the team

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5.5 Men > angryface

In a map such as anzio, I can't really see THUNDER losing to a skill based team such as angry face. I've been hearing that the 2013 cK- is the new dorito but, heck, THUNDER has the real dorito on it's roster and he isn't playing because he don't want to. Skill is pretty much even in both teams but angry face lacks experience and though I think they will have momentum in certain times, THUNDER is known to subvert these in their favor and cap out subsequently. To beat their chemistry you have to have either more chemistry (iwa) or more skill (gskill (with cypher and ryanemo?! lol)) than them and given to that I'll stick with 5.5 Men to win Season 30 in a undefeated fashion. Austin is gonna drop bombs in this match (coz he always gets on fire in important matches and want to prove me wrong the way he did against dgf when I said he couldn't. Prove me wrong again mang! <3) and vertex can potentially poop on plaza people kar'ing in double windows. But against the mighty of taylor and toxinator in that area I can't really see them to overcome such cheating harborers experienced team. Oh, and watch for JaGGoN shoutcasting himself flying away all over the slides with no scopes and single pistol headshots. MOTS (Match of The Season).

Final score: THUNDER by 2-3 caps

Players to watch: Austin, Vertex, Taylor, Toxinator


Main

92DT < NoGo

I don't want to take NoGo's merit on winning us in any way but I can't deny that I think that even with a important starter skipping our match (bud), if I didn't had a power outtage that prevented me play most of the 1st half I'd be predicting my team here. Getting capped so fast made people morale plummet and second half was played because I wanted to continue. But I've lost and I need to make a decision here. Thus I'm gonna follow my meritocracy idea and I will call the upset. I haven't played against 92DT but I lost twice to NoGo. Khoi's squad is the obvious choice for me here. I admit I was wrong to assume that Andy Sheen carries them all the time, in fact, they play very packed, with people popping out of nowhere to break caps or hold a certain area where they shouldn't be supposed to go. They do that because they're very intelligent as a team and know that they can get more points and therefore win matches. Subject will lock bridge down both halves but with blue revolver trying his ass off to peek him out loft/ticky and acetamino fooling people around in street/plaza, NoGo can grab the cup and be this season's champions. Good luck to both teams and see you Main next season (jk).

Final score: NoGo by 1 cap (achieved in the last minute of second half)

Players to watch: Blue Revolver, Andy Sheen, Subject, Poo56


IM

BIO > inX

Go Jakimo Go! And on the top of liking certain persons on BIO, I'm biased towards these argentineans. They have 8-9 digits long steam ids. I can't help to wonder they're in fact karli rodree and jonski aliased.

Final score: BIO by 2-3 caps

Players to watch: Jakimo, Unreal, insert_argentinean_unknown_player_here


Open

DoZ > GSR

I really expect that DoZ will keep up with their team and play the next season of IM. Coz these kids are way too good to compete in Open!! GLHF

Final score: DoZ by 102919082189821 caps


All in all, GLHF to everyone that made thus far in the playoffs!

See ya'll next season!

Going to stick with my prediction from the playoff preview interview:

John : Who do you keep as favorites to win it all?

k4b00m : Picking 5.5 to win is boring so I'll go with angryface vs 5.5 in the finals and angryface capping out with 14 seconds left for the win. You heard it here first.

i'm expecting someone on angryface to toggle on with 5 minutes left in the second half to beat us. have your demos ready vertex.

5.5 > angryface

I apologize on behalf of all megas for allowing 5.5 to get a perfect season, my bads. I will now run down why everyone is butt or not butt.

5.5

5.5 lost a lot of talent when Ryan was banned, luckily jules is blatantly cheating when necessary to make up for the cheats Ryan took with him.

When we played them Pat was sniping instead of Hudson, which is probably a mistake on Anzio since he usually holds his own on that map, not to mention Pat's lack of pubes/talent. Pat isn't very good as a sniper, the stupid shit that he does is balanced out by the rest of his team dumping ass. I think he's better when he's on a different gun and more mobile. On the other hand Hudson can usually hit shots, so what the fuck?

Corey is hands down the most annoying plaza player in existence because he plays double windows nearly perfectly. He knows how to limit his exposure to the sniper as he's keeping heavies off of plaza, and still knows how to peek/spam to take potshots at the sniper to keep him distracted. That can effectively shut down plaza just by staying alive, even if he's not getting frags. Fuck this kid.

Expect Jared to be doing decent then go on a fucking 10 kill streak for no reason, because Anzio. Kid does whatever the fuck and has red hair.

Taylor is fucking Taylor, just kill in console and save him the bullets because you blow dick late.

bads

Vertex has really good nades out of double windows. Unfortunately for him this is hard countered by waiting for 3 seconds off initial and shooting his stupid face. Unfortunately for 5.5 this is counter-countered by toggling for a minute on to get a quick cap out.

Will is good, moreso when the HLTV has crashed, but I don't expect him to get much done against 5.5's heavies. Maybe on Axis he can hold an angle in street.

Hobbler seems to get frags but I have no idea if he helps his team or not.

ck will probably TK his whole team at bridge or wherever the fuck he goes. I can't remember playing him on Anzio so I don't know if he's useful or not. In most matches he is performing decent, but not doing anything notable. At the very least he's doing his job even if it's not standing out afterwards.

I honestly cannot remember if zook or mike starts.

Austin. Austin is a good rifle, and a very bad sniper. He is so much better with a different gun, when he feels more compelled to move. He will get hot sometimes and drop a bunch of frags, but for the most part he seems to be unaware of what's happening around him. Maybe this will work out if he can sit on Anzio bridge, but if you look back to last season's performance by Daeo, his lack of movement/contribution really hurt the team's chances. Since Austin will not be cheating like idiot Daeo was, the effect is more pronounced.

motive wrote:5.5 > angryface

I apologize on behalf of all megas for allowing 5.5 to get a perfect season, my bads. I will now run down why everyone is butt or not butt.

5.5

5.5 lost a lot of talent when Ryan was banned, luckily jules is blatantly cheating when necessary to make up for the cheats Ryan took with him.

When we played them Pat was sniping instead of Hudson, which is probably a mistake on Anzio since he usually holds his own on that map, not to mention Pat's lack of pubes/talent. Pat isn't very good as a sniper, the stupid shit that he does is balanced out by the rest of his team dumping ass. I think he's better when he's on a different gun and more mobile. On the other hand Hudson can usually hit shots, so what the fuck?

Corey is hands down the most annoying plaza player in existence because he plays double windows nearly perfectly. He knows how to limit his exposure to the sniper as he's keeping heavies off of plaza, and still knows how to peek/spam to take potshots at the sniper to keep him distracted. That can effectively shut down plaza just by staying alive, even if he's not getting frags. Fuck this kid.

Expect Jared to be doing decent then go on a fucking 10 kill streak for no reason, because Anzio. Kid does whatever the fuck and has red hair.

Taylor is fucking Taylor, just kill in console and save him the bullets because you blow dick late.

bads

Vertex has really good nades out of double windows. Unfortunately for him this is hard countered by waiting for 3 seconds off initial and shooting his stupid face. Unfortunately for 5.5 this is counter-countered by toggling for a minute on to get a quick cap out.

Will is good, moreso when the HLTV has crashed, but I don't expect him to get much done against 5.5's heavies. Maybe on Axis he can hold an angle in street.

Hobbler seems to get frags but I have no idea if he helps his team or not.

ck will probably TK his whole team at bridge or wherever the fuck he goes. I can't remember playing him on Anzio so I don't know if he's useful or not. In most matches he is performing decent, but not doing anything notable. At the very least he's doing his job even if it's not standing out afterwards.

I honestly cannot remember if zook or mike starts.

Austin. Austin is a good rifle, and a very bad sniper. He is so much better with a different gun, when he feels more compelled to move. He will get hot sometimes and drop a bunch of frags, but for the most part he seems to be unaware of what's happening around him. Maybe this will work out if he can sit on Anzio bridge, but if you look back to last season's performance by Daeo, his lack of movement/contribution really hurt the team's chances. Since Austin will not be cheating like idiot Daeo was, the effect is more pronounced.

A+ post, will read again.

seems like an easy match for my guys on 5.5, so i'll choose to bench again.

better go positive this match, corey. you disappointed me on chemille.

I apologize on behalf of all megas for allowing 5.5 to get a perfect season, my bads.

when the loss was all your fault you cant post shit like this.

greetz wrote:

I apologize on behalf of all megas for allowing 5.5 to get a perfect season, my bads.

when the loss was all your fault you cant post shit like this.

I accept full responsibility.

A really bad sniper? whoa, a really good rifle? whoa.

What is going on here? is the sniper not supposed to hold and not move too much? if you ask me I snipe right, just my opinion, whether people say I hide or not. It seems to work.

5.5 Men < angryface

92dt < nogo

bio < inx - go my friends you can. by 1 or 2 cap

doz > gsr

GLHF inxtremis first team league as

I just realized, if NoGo wins I'll have a title in every TPG division (should probably kill myself now, I know). COME ON BOYS MAKE ME PROUD.

quick, someone kick him from the team!

lol

GL!

Angry > 5.5 - I am always rooting for the underdogs. Both teams have what is left of the best remaining players. Austin is my boy and will be going for some major movie clips

The toggle stays on this match.

love you chuck <333 if it's any consolation, you're the toughest sniper in plaza for me to actually kill successfully with any level of consistency.

this match should be fun. lots and lots of frag power, a rematch of last season's final on the same map (though there are a few new faces)
hopefully austin is sniping plaza on allies ^_- love you, guy. i will likely get 24 kills in double windows with 12 being nade kills, 4 being wall shots and the other 8 being one long movie clip of some sort.

X factors of the match will be the heavy battle in plaza and the pinto brother's overall performances. the rest of the server is pretty predictable as far as what each of their general performances will be.

I was going to make a prediction but I'm a superstitious fuck so, I'll just say that in all of my 28 championships, I have never had the chance to win 2 of them in the same day and am hoping to change that on sunday to turn that 28 into a 30 if I can't, then I guess it'll just have to wait until next season!

frag predictions-

ck- 46 kills, 58 deaths.
vertex- 50 kills, 46 deaths.
hobbler- 48 kills, 49 deaths.
BNP- 53 kills, 45 deaths.
austin- 56 kills, 35 deaths.
mike- 37 kills, 50 deaths.


hudson- 45 kills, 47 deaths.
JgN- 52 kills, 39 deaths
toxinator- 59 kills, 40 deaths
taylor- 69 kills, 36 deaths
jules- 56 kills, 41 deaths
Pat- 51 kills, 29 deaths


final score will be a differential of between 60-120 points either way. if we lose it's not going to be pretty for us as we will fall apart at the seams very quickly. same goes for us winning. either way this will be a frag fest shit show but won't end up being as close of a match as last season points wise.

GLHF my friends!

JaGGoNdd wrote:
BNP- 53 kills, 45 deaths.
austin- 56 kills, 35 deaths.

fucking austin ALWAYS stealing my top frag, even in a made up prediction post. He's a real piece of work if you ask me.


and Corey has CLEARLY never seen me heavy anzio. Boy is my asshole gonna be sore after this one.

haha i have faith in you will! i only put austin top fragging because when worst comes to worst, he will fall back as far as possible to avoid dying at the cost of the lives of those he loves most. but on this map I have made a point to find a couple new places to wall in preparation for all that ^_- just don't nade me will. dont nade me..........please.

JaGGoNdd wrote:BNP- 19 kills, 45 deaths.

Fixed.


Also, how does one logically create an estimate of kills and deaths? Do you smash the numpad? Or is this based off of a detailed analysis, taking in account all matches played on anzio?



Regardless, the real winners are all the other teams who get three weeks off. Congratulations everyone!

stealthlol wrote:

JaGGoNdd wrote:BNP- 19 kills, 45 deaths.

Fixed.


Also, how does one logically create an estimate of kills and deaths? Do you smash the numpad? Or is this based off of a detailed analysis, taking in account all matches played on anzio?



Regardless, the real winners are all the other teams who get three weeks off. Congratulations everyone!

If only I was a winner, Kevin. If only.

JaGGoNdd wrote: frag predictions-

ck- 46 kills, 58 deaths.
vertex- 50 kills, 46 deaths.
hobbler- 48 kills, 49 deaths.
BNP- 53 kills, 45 deaths.
austin- 56 kills, 35 deaths.
mike- 37 kills, 50 deaths.


hudson- 45 kills, 47 deaths.
JgN- 52 kills, 39 deaths
toxinator- 59 kills, 40 deaths
taylor- 69 kills, 36 deaths
jules- 56 kills, 41 deaths
Pat- 51 kills, 29 deaths

I know you did this just for fun, but those frags/deaths don't add up.
angryface: 290kills 283deaths
5.5: 332kills 232deaths

Also, out of boredom I decided to look at the basic statistics of angryfaces last 6 matches (I've only played the last 6). Austin has the best average frags per match (61.25) and most frags total (he missed the merdilla match, but he only needed 39 to take the lead) 360 being the number to beat. Had he played that match and gotten his average 61, he would have had 383. I have the most top frags with 3 top frags out of the 6, austin close behind with 2 (if he had played merdilla I might be the one with 2) and ck with 1. Most total frags in a single match being 78 (from me ) and austin with a 77 right below me (where he belongs).

What I'm trying to convey to everyone here is that I like to waste my time.

JaGGoNdd wrote: hopefully austin is sniping plaza on allies ^_- love you, guy. i will likely get 24 kills in double windows with 12 being nade kills, 4 being wall shots and the other 8 being one long movie clip of some sort.

<3, also I think I'll actually practice that wall beforehand, I've never done it before lol, GET READY

Also chuck, I still don't get it, were you trolling me? I topfrag, try to cap, and help win matches, how does that make me a bad sniper? Whether or not I'm better with another gun, I'm not sure, I honestly always thought my sniper was my best.

nomis wrote:Also chuck, I still don't get it, were you trolling me? I topfrag, try to cap, and help win matches, how does that make me a bad sniper? Whether or not I'm better with another gun, I'm not sure, I honestly always thought my sniper was my best.

He knows not what he says, no worries.

this isn't the aPro stats page bruh

We lost by 400 points? Doesn't matter, dropped 30.

THIS is the aPro stats page-

http://www.jaggon.mantheperiscope.com/m ... tspage.txt

BrU_ef7DQgs

im gonna take a shot every time austin walls you in double windows, corey

5.5 Men > angryface - I dislike both of these teams. Buuuut... I like Pat and Jules is our super ringer.. So i will pick 5.5 sadly.

92dt > nogo - I have to pick 92dt because The Bear will kill me if i don't. We used to have fun scrimming GSR Majl and the other guys. Good Luck guys. Hope to see you in Invite next season!

bio < inx - Just because.

doz < gsr - No clue. Good Luck

jaz wrote:5.5 Men > angryface - I dislike both of these teams. Buuuut... I like Pat and Jules is our super ringer.. So i will pick 5.5 sadly.

Why do you dislike us jaz? we love you.

Airnick15 wrote:He knows not what he says, no worries.

<3, just so you know, if you still played, I'd let you snipe over me

5.5 Men < angryface - Very close, but I think Angryface might prevail.

92dt <NoGo - NoGo has a very good roster as well as 92dt, but I think andysheen will pull some blatant shots out of somewhere and win for them.

BIO > inX - Don't really follow intermediate or open teams, but their record speaks for itself.

doz > gsr - Should be easy.

I hope you aren't planning on getting drunk, Swiss. No one has ever successfully counter walled me for a kill in dubs in a match since I started karring there in 07. Not
An exaggeration either lol hell definitely hit me a bunch though. That wall is broken, it takes a damaged player or a very precise angling and spot on the wall to do it from pizza and usually
I just take the damage and have an even better idea of where to shoot back lol but hey ill be the first to admit
It if he does it to me a bunch!

P.s. I'm only posting right now bc I just got home from the bar with Ryan and am trying to take a massively
Constipated Vicodin shit and managed to remember my login to actually sign in here on my phone! Yaaay hi guys! From me and my soon to be oversized anus<3

5.5 Men > angryface

92dt > nogo If the teamwork still is what i saw, theese guys are main champions

bio < inx IM title stays in SA once more !

doz > gsr i dont know here, im based of season records.

JaGGoNdd wrote:P.s. I'm only posting right now bc I just got home from the bar with Ryan and am trying to take a massively
Constipated Vicodin shit and managed to remember my login to actually sign in here on my phone! Yaaay hi guys! From me and my soon to be oversized anus<3

soon to be, he says. rofl.