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I have a confession to make. I was a corrupt CAL admin. It has been eating away at me for 8 years now and I need to get it off my chest.


I rang for a CAL-o team and was disputed for ESPing and no recoiling. I submitted my demos and screenshots normally as I couldn't fuck with the backend because I only had general admin access.

Later that day, I get an IM from a CAL-AC admin. The conversation went something like this:

CAL-ac|anonymous: hey can you do me a favor?
Me: what's up?
CAL-ac|anonymous: we're really swamped this week with disputes, can you watch a demo for us?
Me: sure why not
CAL-ac|anonymous: alright here's the zip with the demo and screenshots let me know if you find anything shady
*file transfer*

Me: ummm so this is actually me ringing in a CAL-o match for a friends team
CAL-ac|anonymous: well...
CAL-ac|anonymous: you would know best if you were cheating or not. were you?
Me: no
CAL-ac|anonymous: I think the rcon status screenshot got misplaced, it happens sometimes. thanks for your help!


And so I ruined some poor CAL-o teams playoff dreams. If you disputed GFB on rr2 7-8 years ago - I'm sorry.



Oh I also added 30 people to the THATMYDICK! roster when they put in that stupid 10 person limit or whatever. Thank you that is all.
http://www.legit-proof.com/team/?db=CAL ... sion_id=57

I will let you guess who the corrupt ac admin was.

purikura wrote:I have a confession to make. I was a corrupt CAL admin. It has been eating away at me for 8 years now and I need to get it off my chest.


I rang for a CAL-o team and was disputed for ESPing and no recoiling. I submitted my demos and screenshots normally as I couldn't fuck with the backend because I only had general admin access.

Later that day, I get an IM from a CAL-AC admin. The conversation went something like this:

CAL-ac|anonymous: hey can you do me a favor?
Me: what's up?
CAL-ac|anonymous: we're really swamped this week with disputes, can you watch a demo for us?
Me: sure why not
CAL-ac|anonymous: alright here's the zip with the demo and screenshots let me know if you find anything shady
*file transfer*

Me: ummm so this is actually me ringing in a CAL-o match for a friends team
CAL-ac|anonymous: well...
CAL-ac|anonymous: you would know best if you were cheating or not. were you?
Me: no
CAL-ac|anonymous: I think the rcon status screenshot got misplaced, it happens sometimes. thanks for your help!


And so I ruined some poor CAL-o teams playoff dreams. If you disputed GFB on rr2 7-8 years ago - I'm sorry.



Oh I also added 30 people to the THATMYDICK! roster when they put in that stupid 10 person limit or whatever. Thank you that is all.
http://www.legit-proof.com/team/?db=CAL ... sion_id=57

Well your a nerd only corrupt admins were hkreuz cal banned me 4 times and Jaegerman banned me 2 thats all i care about

I had nothing to do with this...










Nothing.

Thought this was going to be a jb response thread

stossington wrote:Well your a nerd only corrupt admins were hkreuz cal banned me 4 times and Jaegerman banned me 2 thats all i care about

Yah, the person who got banned six times, and is still here isn't the nerd. Wish their was someone who could ban you from living.

stossington wrote:Well your a nerd only corrupt admins were hkreuz cal banned me 4 times and Jaegerman banned me 2 thats all i care about

sloth wrote:

stossington wrote: I've done roxys like crazy and moved to snorting heroin but quickly went cold turkey after I was spending it on bundles, now 6 months sober.

well that probably explains why you act like a fucking asshole in every thread i see you post in.

congrats on kicking your addiction though.

heh the cal bans were for scripting sir, not cheating. Apparently I got banned for knowledge of tweaking cfgs. thnaks you ktz. also shows how much you take it serious. Im a gamer calling someone else a nerd -AMAZINGLY SERIOUS-

You should apologize for letting platypus on the TMD roster more than anything else.

stossington wrote: scripting sir, not cheating

alex kirk wrote:You should apologize for letting platypus on the TMD roster more than anything else.

That is a heinous act indeed.

stealthlol wrote:

alex kirk wrote:You should apologize for letting platypus on the TMD roster more than anything else.

That is a heinous act indeed.

At least his ears did not join. That'd be way too much fuckery for one roster.

alex kirk wrote:

stealthlol wrote:

alex kirk wrote:You should apologize for letting platypus on the TMD roster more than anything else.

That is a heinous act indeed.

At least his ears did not join. That'd be way too much fuckery for one roster.

I don't think there was enough room on the roster.

stealthlol wrote:

alex kirk wrote:

stealthlol wrote: That is a heinous act indeed.

At least his ears did not join. That'd be way too much fuckery for one roster.

I don't think there was enough room on the roster.

Think of all the Alex noses you could fit though.

joeledmunds wrote:Think of all the Alex noses you could fit though.

Probably about as many as the number of dudes you've banged.

A shit ton.