1911 Beta

After a grueling/fantastic year and a half of DoD abstinence, it is time for Papa Kirk to come home to tend to his flock. I don't really know what I'm looking for yet...I'm open to pretty much any team so long as it's cool people.

If I'm playing in invite/main, I should probably rifle. If intermediate/lower, I can probably do anything.

Perks:

-I will troll 1911 for you like none other (I have yet to lose an argument on the internet and basically every thread I make is legendary by the third post).
-I have admin to the xmvc vent (because I am xmvc, bitch).
-I have been growing a beard since December so I will return masculine homeostasis to your team given the plethora of neckbeards you probably have on your roster. Unless you are THUNDER...that's way too many neckbeards for me to save (hudson...tox...jules winnfield...Corey). Maybe by next year I can help with that.
-I can give you sound nutrition advice. Just ask Rambizzle or Joey Harter.
-I am in grad school for clinical psychology so I can diagnose and treat you.

You can message me here or add me on Steam or whatever (http://steamcommunity.com/id/alejandrokirk). Though this thread MIGHT be pointless because there's a 85% chance that the offers I receive (WHOA OPTIMISTIC) will be from people I already know.

alex kirk wrote:(I have yet to lose an argument on the internet and basically every thread I make is legendary by the third post).

you really going to argue this?

Swiss wrote:

alex kirk wrote:(I have yet to lose an argument on the internet and basically every thread I make is legendary by the third post).

you really going to argue this?

In on legendary thread.

and this is coming from mercedes.....MERCEDES

join us, we lose calmly.

You should remake winnfield.

twist wrote:join us, we lose calmly.

I don't know who "us" is, CAL-ac|Anderson. Remember that one time I messaged you on mIRC (LOL WHAT IS THAT?) and I had no idea you were twist. Man, I still feel awkward about that.

At least I think that happened...

lolinus wrote:You should remake winnfield.

Ideal scenario.

alex kirk wrote:

twist wrote:join us, we lose calmly.

I don't know who "us" is, CAL-ac|Anderson. Remember that one time I messaged you on mIRC (LOL WHAT IS THAT?) and I had no idea you were twist. Man, I still feel awkward about that.

At least I think that happened...

lolinus wrote:You should remake winnfield.

Ideal scenario.

that definitely happened.
Im on greasy dorks. you know, the team that got moved down.
cause we lose.
calmly.

"why does alex kirk keep posting and responding to himself?" - fluxx

twist wrote:that definitely happened.
Im on greasy dorks. you know, the team that got moved down.
cause we lose.
calmly.

Corey Samples...? Is he actually playing?

alex kirk wrote:

twist wrote:that definitely happened.
Im on greasy dorks. you know, the team that got moved down.
cause we lose.
calmly.

Corey Samples...? Is he actually playing?

nah

if we didn't just pick up defrag/ralle (altho people seem to go inacitve randomly on my team) i'd say deadbolt

Todo wrote:"why does alex kirk keep posting and responding to himself?" - fluxx

Fluxx: the child left behind.

akiro wrote:if we didn't just pick up defrag/ralle (altho people seem to go inacitve randomly on my team) i'd say deadbolt

The only thing that would hold me back is that odoT is on the roster, and he once "tried out" for my CAL-o team though it became clear at a later point that he had no intention of joining; he just wanted to destroy some CAL-o kids in a scrim and used the tryout as an excuse. It's been 8 years, and I have found no reason to forgive him yet.

Coincidentally I think he didn't join my team because a dbolT remake occurred shortly after...? Maybe?

Either way, I'm still pissed at you, Brendan. Very, very pissed.

alex kirk wrote:The only thing that would hold me back is that odoT is on the roster, and he once "tried out" for my CAL-o team though it became clear at a later point that he had no intention of joining; he just wanted to destroy some CAL-o kids in a scrim and used the tryout as an excuse. It's been 8 years, and I have found no reason to forgive him yet.

Coincidentally I think he didn't join my team because a dbolT remake occurred shortly after...? Maybe?

Either way, I'm still pissed at you, Brendan. Very, very pissed.

i would NEVER do that to you. but suffice it to say, there are some things in my past that i'm not proud of. so much pain. but i never meant any harm.

and oh, the days in which i could destroy open-caliber players... what a distant memory.

if akiro thought it would land you on the roster, he would kick me off in a heartbeat and probably open a dispute to get me banned for lack of talent. and i think TPG would abide.

alex kirk wrote:

lolinus wrote:You should remake winnfield.

Ideal scenario.

Wait. Woah. Wut?

Todo wrote:i would NEVER do that to you. but suffice it to say, there are some things in my past that i'm not proud of. so much pain. but i never meant any harm.

and oh, the days in which i could destroy open-caliber players... what a distant memory.

if akiro thought it would land you on the roster, he would kick me off in a heartbeat and probably open a dispute to get me banned for lack of talent. and i think TPG would abide.

But you DID do that to me, Brendan. You did. All we can do is try to live our lives despite what happened years ago.

I think if TPG banned you for lack of talent it'd be the first ban of theirs in 12 years that would go uncontested without creating a public outcry. (Just kidding, love you dude!)

Miller` wrote:Wait. Woah. Wut?

Uhhh just saying if koala/winnfield people wanted to start something that would be the best possible scenario here. The only thing that would make it better is if they put us in the intermediate division.

alex kirk wrote:

Miller` wrote:Wait. Woah. Wut?

Uhhh just saying if koala/winnfield people wanted to start something that would be the best possible scenario here. The only thing that would make it better is if they put us in the intermediate division.

lets put the band back together

sevEN wrote:lets put the band back together

Don't tease me.

Handsome chap

good luck man

Has sweet kicks.

if you make it, you have to let me play, since you jerks died as soon as I was going to join.

ps: this man wears dress shirts to LANs. Classy.

singers back!?

Sacred wrote:Handsome chap

good luck man

Goodness your face is breathtaking.

I mean, what?

k4b00m wrote:if you make it, you have to let me play, since you jerks died as soon as I was going to join.

ps: this man wears dress shirts to LANs. Classy.

Was this after I had left? I don't even recall. Fact is without jules there is no team winnfield, though. So...not sure how that'll work out!

LAN or not, I'm always classy bro. Actually that's not remotely true. I don't even know why I said that.

alex kirk wrote:

Sacred wrote:Handsome chap

good luck man

Goodness your face is breathtaking.

I mean, what?

k4b00m wrote:if you make it, you have to let me play, since you jerks died as soon as I was going to join.

ps: this man wears dress shirts to LANs. Classy.

Was this after I had left? I don't even recall. Fact is without jules there is no team winnfield, though. So...not sure how that'll work out!

LAN or not, I'm always classy bro. Actually that's not remotely true. I don't even know why I said that.

ya alex i believe jarrod was going to have him join right before it died. but i still blame YOU for setting us up with airnick when you left.

sevEN wrote:ya alex i believe jarrod was going to have him join right before it died. but i still blame YOU for setting us up with airnick when you left.

So...reunion tour?

Alex is by far the WORST GREATEST person ever to see an Arcade Fire concert with. Also, solid pizza eater.

You are back? This tempts me to start playing again...

mogers wrote:Alex is by far the WORST GREATEST person ever to see an Arcade Fire concert with. Also, solid pizza eater.

Still have Win Butler's guitar string. u jelly.

Airnick15 wrote:You are back? This tempts me to start playing again...

Coming back to DoD is so in right now.

alex kirk wrote:Uhhh just saying if koala/winnfield people wanted to start something that would be the best possible scenario here. The only thing that would make it better is if they put us in the intermediate division.

Intermediate is mine, brah.



STAY OUT.

jmny wrote:Intermediate is mine, brah.



STAY OUT.

Don't talk to me like that or I will find my way onto one of the top IM teams and ruin your dreams.

Alex Kirk has a beard now..

whoa

kirk, you need to stop leading people on. hes already taken, sorry bros.

Fleener wrote:Alex Kirk has a beard now..

whoa

My beard by itself is better-looking than you.

Swiss wrote:kirk, you need to stop leading people on. hes already taken, sorry bros.

Alex went from "it's complicated" to "in a relationship" with Austin.

Should also add "Gets bitches pregnant with a glance" to that resume Alex

Dislikes Muse but likes LCD Soundsystem. Solid pickup and greatest player to play hide'n'seek inside Harrington's Mid-house. But, wait, he is already taken

alex kirk wrote:

Fleener wrote:Alex Kirk has a beard now..

whoa

My beard by itself is better-looking than you.

Swiss wrote:kirk, you need to stop leading people on. hes already taken, sorry bros.

Alex went from "it's complicated" to "in a relationship" with Austin.

You must spread your reputation point to other users before giving to the same user.

Alex, Jules, Joey, Miller, AUSTIN, and I. LET'S DO THIS!

dorraj wrote:Alex, Jules, Joey, Miller, AUSTIN, and I. LET'S DO THIS!

yeah not happening this season




































or should i say CANNOT happen (looking at you, austin and kirk)

Swiss wrote:

dorraj wrote:Alex, Jules, Joey, Miller, AUSTIN, and I. LET'S DO THIS!

yeah not happening this season

or should i say CANNOT happen (looking at you, austin and kirk)

Lol, I won't be leaving any time soon. If by some divine act ALL the koala people wanted to make a team next season, then I might. Because it would add some extra competition to the upper division.

I would come back to dod too... but i in fact would suck balls at the game. Most likely

Holds the last flag until the entire enemy team is dead, then proceeds to hold it some more.

I would enjoy playing with/against that WINNFIELD & SONS team again.

I liked it better when you were gone.

Sacred wrote:I would come back to dod too... but i in fact would suck balls at the game. Most likely

Doubt it. Even if you did suck balls, you would be ridiculously good-looking in the process. So...kind of balances out at that point.

hildebrand wrote:Holds the last flag until the entire enemy team is dead, then proceeds to hold it some more.

I would enjoy playing with/against that WINNFIELD & SONS team again.

If one were able to convince Jules/Joey!

stile wrote:I liked it better when you were gone.

Love you too, babygurl.

Oh, you're back now.