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Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:43 pm
by CraftyDus
Handle: Sizzzzzzurrrppp!!
Team: Toggle ON
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:14673079
Start Date: Jun 06 2013
End Date: Jun 06 2014
Rule Violation: 7.7
Reason: Cheating Outside of TP
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:43 pm
by CraftyDus
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:44 pm
by Jakimo
WE HAVE VENT RECORDINGS OF HIM SWEARING HE DIDNT CHEAT. FROM YESTERDAY.. WHO WANTS TO HEAR IT
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:45 pm
by SKiNnTo
post the sounds....damn sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:46 pm
by Cage
HAHA YES!

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:46 pm
by DanJhonson
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:47 pm
by Crank
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:47 pm
by Jakimo
also, u promised crafty a blowjob on the toilet if u were banned. we have that recording as well. we have it all
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:49 pm
by Joshinator
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:51 pm
by mike
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:53 pm
by avenger
THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED
GUID BAN TYPE DATE PLAYER
0:1:14673079 CAL November 08, 2009 Aaron "Lil \\\' Waynee" Mitschke
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:56 pm
by CraftyDus
Jakimo wrote:
also, u promised crafty a blowjob on the toilet if u were banned. we have that recording as well. we have it all

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:01 pm
by paintball_
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:06 pm
by SoCal-Dustin
not surprised. he was sketchy as fuck when we played him on sunday. hed pre fire around corners and knew where we were every single time and wouldnt miss once.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:33 pm
by Hopper
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:41 pm
by CraftyDus
SoCal-Dustin wrote:not surprised. he was sketchy as fuck when we played him on sunday. hed pre fire around corners and knew where we were every single time and wouldnt miss once.

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:49 pm
by avenger
CraftyDus wrote:SoCal-Dustin wrote:not surprised. he was sketchy as fuck when we played him on sunday. hed pre fire around corners and knew where we were every single time and wouldnt miss once.

good movie.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:10 pm
by chaos
told you so eayler crafty..wouldent make it anuther week
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:12 pm
by SnoopS
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:19 pm
by CharlieGiteau
Don't worry, more bans to come during playoffs. Hopefully more entertaining than these past two threads.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:37 pm
by nunz
CharlieGiteau wrote:Don't worry, more bans to come during playoffs. Hopefully more entertaining than these past two threads.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:39 pm
by Jb_
People still cheat in dod? lol
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:40 pm
by ward
ME AND KNOCKOUT WITH THE DOUBLE KILL BITCHES

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:58 pm
by CraftyDus
nunz wrote:CharlieGiteau wrote:Don't worry, more bans to come during playoffs. Hopefully more entertaining than these past two threads.
You gotta hear the trash he's been talking since wednesday.
He truly believed he was cleared because it had been 4 days.
He swore he'd never arrive on the suspension page, and bet me a blumpkin. I will play that audio.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:04 pm
by Fifty
Who?
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:26 pm
by twist
SoCal-Dustin wrote:not surprised. he was sketchy as fuck when we played him on sunday. hed pre fire around corners and knew where we were every single time and wouldnt miss once.
looks like it.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:43 pm
by CraftyDus
As I promised here's the soundcloud of....
Sizzurp Bets a Blumpkin
Ready when you are Sizz

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:51 am
by chaos
just as stupid funny today as it was yesterday
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:07 am
by Cage
Do I really sound like this? Wow, hearing yourself talk is so weird.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:12 am
by nunz
Cage wrote:Do I really sound like this? Wow, hearing yourself talk is so weird.
whats wrong with ur sexy swedish accent?
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:59 pm
by DanJhonson
nunz wrote:Cage wrote:Do I really sound like this? Wow, hearing yourself talk is so weird.
whats wrong with ur sexy swedish accent?

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:05 pm
by knockout
ward wrote:ME AND KNOCKOUT WITH THE DOUBLE KILL BITCHES

Gotta be fair and give credit to the role player with the nice dish. Pro tip: if you're going to cheat in a scrim against CraftyDus, do it in your own server. He got a double assist in one day from you guys cheating.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:10 pm
by D-bo
Fucking scrubs get caught
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:41 pm
by Jakimo
^ why ppl hate u
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:47 pm
by CharlieGiteau
Jakimo wrote:^ why ppl hate u
Not the only reason.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:36 am
by wintehs
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:59 am
by reddogg
didn't put a lot of effort into it but here you go
jPYT8WG5Zvc
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:19 am
by tugger
wow hes awful, always crouched, always failing to jump into ticket.
i guess we could say, he did really TOGGLE ON!
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:35 am
by CraftyDus
reddogg wrote:didn't put a lot of effort into it but here you go
jPYT8WG5Zvc

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:01 am
by statik
reddogg wrote:didn't put a lot of effort into it but here you go
jPYT8WG5Zvc

Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:58 am
by milo
All I got from this is that TPG needs to hire CraftyDus, ASAP.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:27 pm
by Arachnid
29 seconds is brilliant. I need his gamesense.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:56 pm
by Jakimo
reddogg wrote:didn't put a lot of effort into it but here you go
jPYT8WG5Zvc
mega lolz at that video, great work
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:11 am
by nomis
how about instead of cheating just pm me for lessons
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:56 am
by Gorillabc
nomis wrote:how about instead of cheating just pm me for lessons
My mom always told me two things.
1) Never talk to strangers.
2) Never PM emo kids.
Re: Sizzurp! Down
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:17 am
by Cage
nomis wrote:how about instead of cheating just pm me for lessons
Expect a PM from me in the near future.