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DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:30 pm
by hatemakerr
-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:34 pm
by Sears
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Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:34 am
by mike
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Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:59 am
by joeledmunds
hatemakerr wrote:-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.
You FF'd our coin toss to determine who got to be best man and who was banned from attending. It was a beautiful day.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:09 pm
by stealthlol
joeledmunds wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.
You FF'd our coin toss to determine who got to be best man and who was banned from attending. It was a beautiful day.
The secret is out.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:19 pm
by kirk
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Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:26 pm
by stile
Congrats stealth. May you have many blessed years!!

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:07 pm
by hatemakerr
stealthlol wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:-Why are you married?
-When did you get married?
-Any pictures of the ceremony?
-Why wasn't I invited?
-Who was your best man?
-Why wasn't I invited?


Get back to me. I'd ask you in person but you do go to bed at 8pm.
You FF'd our coin toss to determine who got to be best man and who was banned from attending. It was a beautiful day.
The secret is out.
Waiting on questions being answered/pictures being posted.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:29 pm
by stealthlol
I think the better question is how did it take a year for these questions to surface? Disappear from the internet much?!

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:31 pm
by kirk
stealthlol wrote:I think the better question is how did it take a year for these questions to surface? Disappear from the internet much?!
Chrstn and I were reminiscing in vent at 1 am or something, we talk about the need for a "Where Are They Now?" segment exploring where the xmvc members are today in our respective lives, I mention that you are married, he freaks out.

"Kevin Gardner is married and my life is in shambles." - Chrstn "hatemaker_" Hatmaker

^^Exact quote.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:55 pm
by hatemakerr
Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:17 pm
by kirk
hatemakerr wrote:Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.
I'm going to take care of this by banning Kevin from the xmvc. To make this punishment more severe, he will be replaced by Kicken55, and I will be contacting Bobson to edit the xmvc movie so Kevin's segment is omitted.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:34 pm
by stealthlol
kirk wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.
I'm going to take care of this by banning Kevin from the xmvc. To make this punishment more severe, he will be replaced by Kicken55, and I will be contacting Bobson to edit the xmvc movie so Kevin's segment is omitted.
I was the first official donater to xmvc. This is egregious. EGREGIOUS.

I was filling out your invitation, Christian, when my wife told me no warlocks allowed. I suggested she taste the steel but that got me nowhere.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:02 pm
by kirk
stealthlol wrote:I was the first official donater to xmvc. This is egregious. EGREGIOUS.
Sorry, but sending me $5 something like 8 years ago won't get you out of this.
I was filling out your invitation, Christian, when my wife told me no warlocks allowed. I suggested she taste the steel but that got me nowhere.
This is how I can tell you are lying; no one can deny tasting chrstn's steel.

Wait wut?

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:07 pm
by jmny
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This has been my desktop background for the past year.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:21 pm
by kirk
jmny wrote:This has been my desktop background for the past year.
Top 5 1911 post.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 6:56 pm
by stealthlol
kirk wrote:
stealthlol wrote:I was the first official donater to xmvc. This is egregious. EGREGIOUS.
Sorry, but sending me $5 something like 8 years ago won't get you out of this.
It was $10 and I was, what, 13? I think it's all that counts.
jmny wrote:This has been my desktop background for the past year.
I suggested that picture to the photographer with, "I need something that will really make Andrew happy." To which she replied LoLuJiMiNy?

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:59 pm
by hatemakerr
kirk wrote:
hatemakerr wrote:Well I thought I'd get an invite to attend. So I was pretty hurt.
I'm going to take care of this by banning Kevin from the xmvc. To make this punishment more severe, he will be replaced by Kicken55, and I will be contacting Bobson to edit the xmvc movie so Kevin's segment is omitted.


Kevin is married, kicken55 is liked, itsamario isn't online 24/7....

2013 is scary.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:59 pm
by St|ck
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Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:50 am
by hatemakerr
Hey Dennis!

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:24 pm
by St|ck
Hey Christian!

What's the xm vent info?

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:26 pm
by kirk
St|ck wrote:Hey Christian!

What's the xm vent info?
xmvc.vent.nfoservers.com // 12560 // allmyfriends

Pls come. We miss you. Even if you choke on CAL-m harrington finals going long with phox.

NO I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:11 am
by stealthlol
kirk wrote:
St|ck wrote:Hey Christian!

What's the xm vent info?
xmvc.vent.nfoservers.com // 12560 // allmyfriends

Pls come. We miss you. Even if you choke on CAL-m harrington finals going long with phox.

NO I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.
Worst long team ever.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:18 am
by St|ck
I only sucked that game because I was playing hurt from all that carrying I did throughout the season.

Re: DEAR MARRIED KEVIN GARDNER

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:47 am
by kirk
St|ck wrote:I only sucked that game because I was playing hurt from all that carrying I did throughout the season.
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