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Hello all, my name is Alex. You may know me by my video gaming alias, "kirk." But enough about me, I'm here to talk to you about a special opportunity to pick up new agent, Leroy "ob" Lopez, author of 40s in My Hand and on the Scoreboard. For those of who you don't know Leroy, which is probably a great many of you (losers), let's review just who he is.

First off, he recruited me to join his CAL-open team in 2004, which was my first real competitive team. For that, you all owe him your gratitude, because without him, I would not be here today. On behalf of the remaining DoD community: thank you, Leroy, thank you.

Moving on, Leroy has held an illustrious career playing with pretty much the same people for the entirety of this career. You may know some of the renditions of this team as rise, ghost, noLuck, and 50cal. He has played in every level of CAL, CEVO-p, and all levels of TPG. His resiliency can be illustrated by the fact that he played with willeh for years. Can you imagine the kind of mental fortitude required to sit in a vent with willeh for years on end? Leroy can, and you better believe he's a stronger man for it.

Speaking of resiliency, did you know that the legendary emotional breakdown by none other than coL|chaos stemmed from chaos' LAN team getting spanked by Leroy's LAN team at w2z? That's right. Leroy Lopez, with the help of Craig "jackson" Young, made coL|chaos cry. Leroy's response to this occurrence: "I don't know, chaos is crying...he just wants it his way."

You can see Leroy fragging hard from 2:10 - 2:45 in the following video:

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Finally, if you are not convinced by all of this, then know that Joe Biden approves of Leroy and believes that you should pick him up for your open/main team immediately.













































































(^^ actually Leroy)

Does he know TPG is running a client now?

Jacksons falling 2k garand on railroad2.

Forgot about that.

If I'm posting, it's got to be something.

OP revision:

Christian Hatmaker, author of From CAL-Main to CAL-Lecting Women, reminded me that he is the technical "author" of 40s in My Hand and on the Scoreboard, and that Leroy is actually the protagonist.

I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

SpoonIsBad wrote:I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

Sounds more like a Will Ward project given his once-affinity for the alias "Cambodian breast milk"

kirk wrote:

SpoonIsBad wrote:I thought Chrstn Htmkr wrote From CAL-Main to Lactating Women?

Sounds more like a Will Ward project given his once-affinity for the alias "Cambodian breast milk"

You're right, I stand corrected.

You forgot Leroy's greatest achievement.

Turning AlexKirk into a somebody. He pretty much made you.

You kind of pointed that out. I just like my words better.

Also Leroy is the best heavy so don't pick him up.

Deadbolt?

I remember, once upon a day, when jules winnfield feared heavying against Leroy Lopez. Probably about as much as Austin feared heavying against jules winnfield last season, only more.

True story.

games dump lets go play silkroad

Beast wrote:games dump lets go play silkroad

Says the kid who was cut from Eximius for being too blatant.

Beast wrote:games dump lets go play silkroad

B Rowdy take ur shirt off

38th is looking pm spider or me

Tell Leroy to get his fucking ESWS.

LEROY LOPEZ?

Is Craig looking too?


With those 2 we can actually have the real "soul!"


OR Soggy Bottum Boyz?


Alex Kirk you've done well my friend.

Leroy is one hell of a model Ecuadorian-American. Also note the pause in the xmvc vod linked is my part. Kirk, only you know how to make a brown man blush!

I have a video of leroy at w2z somewhere on my external hard drive. I'll find it tomorrow and post it!

EDIT: Can't find it

moosh wrote:Tell Leroy to get his fucking ESWS.

I got my ESWS a couple of days after the VP visit.

Whats up leroy i played with you on nL with willeh haphazard and iorio

pick this guy up.

also, 6:45 my prom picture lulz.

Nice, Biden has even got a baseball cap on.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/4iX2eU-s-FE?t=26s[/youtube]

ohhhhbeeee wrote:4iX2eU-s-FE&feature=youtu.be&t=26s

Fixed. Apparently they don't teach you how to embed Youtube videos in the Navy.

I wish my memory were better, but in my soul I believe that I strongly support this guy. If you were to deign to join us, deadboLT would welcome you with at least these two open arms.

That's what I was talking about, Alex. w2g

I support what todo supports, and we need people.

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@justin lynch

kirk wrote:

ohhhhbeeee wrote:4iX2eU-s-FE&feature=youtu.be&t=26s

Fixed. Apparently they don't teach you how to embed Youtube videos in the Navy.

For some reason I cant get enough of these k-pop stars. so hawt

How does one make a thread about leroy and include a video and that video NOT be dos amigos, leroy's proudest moment?

stealthlol wrote:How does one make a thread about leroy and include a video and that video NOT be dos amigos, leroy's proudest moment?

Leroy's greatest achievement was clearly being placed next to me in the xmvc movie, followed closely by dos amigos DOS.

I remember the aforementioned Ecuadorian-american. If my memory serves me, he frequented old.skool vent to discuss adolescent life in America as a tan person with my Central/South American teammates. Or I could be thinking of someone else. Probably someone else. This is the end of my contribution to this thread. You're welcome.

joe biden has erased his picture with me. I remembered this thread and this was my last hope in finding it again.

This thread was jam packed with some delightful people.

Unfortunately it also had way, way too much Alex Kirk.

6/10, would not read again.

Okay, 6.5 for how many times Joel Edmunds made an appearance.

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