1911 Beta

(Please put your personal differences aside with me, and hear this.)

Beas. What a guy. I hop into fury vent, only to hear people saying:
"hey beas! no! wait! i need help with stuff! yo come 12 man! yo where you goin?"
Beas - "Yea yea ill get to you, Tony drop down a channel and lets do this.
He promised to help me not suck, and he stuck to it.

Beas helped me fix my entire dod.
As you all most know, i go 12-40 every half, 12 hours a day in 12 mans. All day, I'm picked last, and get raped, to the point where I don't say anything and just rage quietly in my humble abode. Left feeling like.....SOMETHING, is just not right, since this dod update. I CANT BE this bad.

Id get 20 fps while close to models. My gun skipped and felt as if it shot slower. I whiffed constantly even though i fired first and never left the enemy with my crosshair. I would lose 20 fps while firing. My dod was fucked. and KNOWING FULL WELL, turning to advice on 1911, given my reputation, could only lead to disaster. I started reaching out.

But beas fixed all of that.
He helped me update my 2001 ATI Catalyst whatever shitty year it was made in. Helped me with my rates and made them the best they can be. Helped me get 100 fps SOLID. Even though i spent 2k on a computer that never went above 60fps. Instantly, without even mounting my epic headphones, i could already feel immediate better registration, along with better vision and more vivid colours. I spent 3 months going 12-80 in 12 mans....beas fixed all that within a half hour.

So I'd just like to say thanks, and say....Thats a TPG fuckin example right there. He didn't care who i was, or what I was about, he just knew i was around, and i struggled. And he took time out of his life to help a perfect stranger, and that's fuckin special. Thanks beas. I feel like i can drive real fast, and turn left sometimes..... still have a few questions but im sure you're a good dude and you are a true DOD legend, both on the scoreboard and off...

FUNNY MOMENT:
beas: OK Tony. What you're gonna wanna do is make a system restore point. so go into our (blah blah blah) and click on system restore.
Tony: OK....I did it....wait...
Tony.beas???
Tony: wait did i just do a system restore? cuz i havent set that up since 2008.
Tony:BEAS?
(Your system is currently doing a system restore. PLZ STFU and calm down while your computer erases everything from the passed half-deacade)


the system restore failed somehow. I thought beas trolled me and wiped my computer. Coming back into vent i was FURIOUS.

beas: TONY! what happend!!?? U kinda jumped the gun there. When you update ur drivers, they automatically make a new system restore point......is everything still okay?"
TonyMontana: Yea its cool my bad.....Plz just keep helping me...

Beas. A Random person out there who did a nice thing for someone he didnt know. This is the kind of person we need to see more of in life. let this be a lesson to us all, to go the extra mile to help someone in need

First. TLDR. Beas is gay. So are you.

Beas © - when you're too inept to use google

(warning: 10% chance of formatting hard drive)

I will be the first to admit i am computer illiterate, and even a little englishical illiterate....but beas made it very easy to understand and changed my dod beyond my wildest dreams... could never thank him enough. I might not suck anymore

Excuse for cheating. I think so.

Sup Tony, Wanna hang out? you totally live 20 minutes from me. I can give you some solid dod lessons~~

No problem! Glad I could help. Always willing to help people out

Beas,help me out im lucky to drop 10 a half..im always the fatkid pick..HELP

so which .exe did he tell u to use?


lol jk

This was really heart touching btw

yeah ask virusX what happened when beas promised to help him fix his dod

theworst wrote:

Sup Tony, Wanna hang out? you totally live 20 minutes from me. I can give you some solid dod lessons

not sure if im being trolled but yea why the fuck not? pm me, swing by ill bbq ribs, rock a fire, and spin up some massive joints.

LOL i was sweating bullets when my computer restarted and i thought i had just done a system restore by accident

JaGGoNdd wrote:yeah ask virusX what happened when beas promised to help him fix his dod

If you're going to be a PC gamer, you need to have basic technical knowledge at a minimum. If you can't handle utilizing Google, you might want to just go play an Xbox instead.

lol i must have missed it. What's the story with VirusX?

Theworst wrote:Sup Tony, Wanna hang out? you totally live 20 minutes from me. I can give you some solid dod lessons~~

Solid lessons on how to suck dick when you don't cheat. Or about not following through on commitments.

Ya, great guy. Helps one dude fix his game and another he burns for about $200.00.You are lucky he didn't fuck you up the ass like he did VirusX.

Chuck Foo wrote:Ya, great guy. Helps one dude fix his game and another he burns for about $200.00.You are lucky he didn't fuck you up the ass like he did VirusX.

Beas fucked VirusX up the ass? .........That's crazy dude.

My dear lord.

Gj to beas though

ok well whats the story? What did virusx do/was told to do?
Ive never nothing of this

ward wrote:If you're going to be a PC gamer, you need to have basic technical knowledge at a minimum. If you can't handle utilizing Google, you might want to just go play an Xbox instead.

Wait, what? Since when does knowing the ins and outs of Windows have anything to do with pointing and clicking in DoD? Maybe the guy could have been more careful, but no, there is no implicit agreement to that shit beas pulled. Good for him if he righted the ship, but don't act like we should all be on alert to other players trying to wipe our hard drives.

TonyMontana wrote:ok well whats the story? What did virusx do/was told to do?

I think beas said he'd help virusX with his pc, and then persuaded him to go into command line and do a "format c: /fs:ntfs" or something similar, wiping his harddrive. I'm not quite sure how that "burned him for $200" as some guy said above. I must have missed something there?

Todo wrote:

ward wrote:If you're going to be a PC gamer, you need to have basic technical knowledge at a minimum. If you can't handle utilizing Google, you might want to just go play an Xbox instead.

Wait, what? Since when does knowing the ins and outs of Windows have anything to do with pointing and clicking in DoD? Maybe the guy could have been more careful, but no, there is no implicit agreement to that shit beas pulled. Good for him if he righted the ship, but don't act like we should all be on alert to other players trying to wipe our hard drives.

This is also the internet and there's a lot worse shit that someone could have done besides just making him format his drive. I think Beas did him a favor.

Damn, I didn't know that.
All i knew was in week 2, VirusX was having bad computer issues, i think something about dod minimizing all the time, so i went into my bench and basically next i heard he was moving.
I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. Beas almost had me do a system restore! it was an accident, and I kinda got ahead of him so it was more my fault. But I'm sure it wasn't to intentionally fuck him or me over.

I think once you entrust somebody to help fix ur computer, as long as its somebody u can really trust, u can't blame em is something goes wrong. I havent talked to virusx about it yet but....if there was still something seriously wrong i would bet my bottom bitch that beas felt bad and would be willing to help him get all his shit back in order.

Who gives a fucking fuck?

This thread and the devin "give me a 2nd chance or smth" thread
Plz tell me they are jokes and that the op's have the most amazing sense of humor and irony