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Sunday, June 12th 9:00 pm EDT - dod_chemille - View Full TPG Schedule

mogers of dgf will be joining me as this week’s guest predictor I believe I have someone lined up for next week, but will be looking for volunteers from teams playing in playoff matches to chat with, so be ready.

Upper:

Match of the Week: slow loris vs. Donkey PunchN Krew
Slow Loris joined the season a little bit late but have already managed to surpass both WR and dgf on the rankings. They have been able to hand out losses to Team Risk and Winnfield & Co. ( Not easy feats ) This dpk team has been in a bit of a firestorm lately after The Winnfield Bazooka scandal and I'm wondering what kind of team shows up for this match. If dpk takes this seriously (yeah right) then they have a pretty good chance to win.

moger’s pick: slow loris by 1 cap

I would say this is the favorite for MOTW because the other candidates involve teams that may or may not be dead, although dpK is coming off some random drama against Winnfield so they better behave themselves! Slow loris just keeps on rolling, now 3-1 after a win against a solid risk team. It appears my belief in rdk was well placed, although an unnamed source informed me that he admitted to cheating against my team last season. If true, this makes me a sad panda. Anyway, dpK hasn’t played a meaningful match since a loss to THUNDER on merderet, but apparently were beating Winnfield last week after the first half before deciding that Bazookas and TKs were the way to go. And really, who doesn’t like shooting each other in spawn more than winning a match against the 2011 version of teamscrabble? I think this will be a close match and give slow loris the slight edge, as I believe k4b00m will go for too many bazooka movie shots.

Airnick’s pick: slow loris by 50

Players to watch
Slow loris: shoguN, rdk
dpK: k4b00m, Beast



dirty ghetto f**ks vs. GameSpy Rangers
As he likes to put it, Till will "outsmart" everyone from dgf by hiding behind corners, camping the same spot for minutes, and proning. The rest of his team will also follow suit. This is the most campy, proney, terrible team I have ever had the displeasure of playing against. Fuck you all.

moger’s pick: GSR by 8 caps

dgf has been on a bit of a rollercoaster this season, and are coming off two big losses to THUNDER and team 99 in consecutive weeks. The roster seems have to have some talented players, but inconsistent would be the best word to describe them this season. GSR still hasn’t been able to gain any momentum this season, but they definitely have the ability to keep it close and pull off an upset if dgf takes them lightly. However, I expect dgf to use this as a match to gain some steam as the regular season comes to a close.

Airnick’s pick: dgf by 80

Players to watch
dgf: mogers, bull
GSR: MAJL, Mino



Lawnchair Mafia vs. team risK
My vote for MOTW…I'd like to see my old team LcM take this one and continue their glorious comeback... but I don't think it's going to happen this Sunday. Nick Patten is a god among men, and jFent will roll through underpass. LcM did add Tony Compton and Duality to an already good looking set of Rifles in Bewton, Steve and ao. But unfortunately you can't play 4 rifles. I think Risk teamwork and experience together end up pulling this one out for them. I would totally go gay for Steve Hisey for the record.

moger’s pick: risK by 20

So I guess LcM isn’t dead? To be honest, I’m not sure who the starting 6 are, but I’m guessing it involves hisey, betwon, gaul, and seanality. For all I know I could be completely off base, but that’s what I’ll base this off of. risK has dropped two in a row after a strong start, so it’s time for patten and cableguy to get their backpacks ready this Sunday because this won’t be a pushover. I’m not sure if it will be enough though, as LcM still seems to be solid.

Airnick’s pick: LcM by 40

Players to watch
LcM: hisey, gaul
risK: patten, cableguy



Wraith Rangers vs. THUNDER
Honestly? This match is a waste of time and not worth a prediction. Jared Mundy single handedly is going to cap every flag and frag every bod. He's so hawt.

moger’s pick: THUNDER by 7 caps

Well this certainly won’t be the MOTW, unless members of THUNDER decide to play blindfolded with both hands tied behind their backs. Seeing as Corey already plays this game without always being able to get solid footing in his computer chair, I don’t think that would be very fair. Without girlfriend drama humor to throw out, I had to go old school…now back to the DoD! Blackhawk’s work in the recruiting forum on 1911 has finally paid off, as he now has one guy in hXc who can go positive, yet I have a sneaking suspicion that this won’t be enough against THUNDER.

Airnick’s pick: THUNDER by 200+

Players to watch
WR: hXc, MakheN
THUNDER: JgN, ryanemo



Winnfield & Sons vs. team99
Kevin is so strong and handsome he will use his charm to get Alex Kirk to let down those impenetrable walls of defense around his heart... then exploit it to his advantage. Not sure if Winnfield is going to continue playing or not.. but if they do they have a very tough matchup this week. Stealth is nasty, along with Joeledmunds and Bobson. Alex Kirk needs to be ready to start strong and carry his team through the factory. If he can get his teammates to wake up and follow him to victory they could have a chance.

moger’s pick: 99 by 1

W&S was on the brink of calling it a season, but it seems that they will stick together to finish this one and then just stick to DCN. There goes the easy win for 99! Winnfield still appears to be the second best team in Upper, yet should be challenged by a solid 99 team that seems to have gotten their act together at the right time in the season. I think Winnfield will have the edge at factory, so it will be on 99’s heavies to do some work underpass side to keep this one close. Ultimately, I think that Winnfield will get the job done.

Airnick’s pick: W&S by 100

Players to watch
W&S: Kirk, Miller (if he plays)
99: acetamino, joeledmunds (represent club prax!)



Lower:

Match of the Week: 1080p vs. Most Valuable Playerz
1080p has quickly leaped towards the top of Upper, and are getting better every week as they play together more. MVPz keeps on trucking despite being filled with players who are balding and facing midlife crises. Factory should be a good fight, but I’m not sure if MVPz can hold off 1080p’s heavies, led by Jaggon’s favorite player, ceebz. I think that 1080p will press this advantage to create havoc for MVPz around their first flag.

Airnick’s pick: 1080p by 100

Players to watch
1080p: ceebz, bromley
MVPz: Schmiggs, motive



Heavy Hitters vs. Kevlar Soul
Good team vs. pub team, we know how this goes.

Airnick’s pick: HH by 200+

Players to watch
HH: Khoi, apple



Merrill’s Marauders vs. By InviTe OnLy
Pub team vs. pub team, BiO is quite a bit better it seems.

Airnick’s pick: BiO by 200+



505th Parachute Infantry vs. Bad Ass Wankers
Pub team vs. pub team, 505th is quite a bit better it seems.

Airnick’s pick: 505th by 150+




Believe the Hype vs. TeamLess
Rematch from earlier in the season when BtH was able to beat TeamLess because of 6v5 from what I recall being told. BtH has a solid Lower roster, although if you ask Odin they could probably beat any team in the history of DoD, probably because he is on it. TeamLess is a good team and shouldn’t have any problems here.

Airnick’s pick: TeamLess by 150+

Players to watch
BtH: GRIMM, Odin
TeamLess: lerfooled, c-tOn



Fatal Mistake vs. VMF-214 Blacksheep
Decent team that needs people to stop sucking and having their sniper carry them every match because there is only so much he can do vs. a pub team. Sorry, if you didn’t realize I’m talking about myself then just know that I’m bitter about losing twice in a row in lower. On the bright side, I get to MG Axis side!

Airnick’s pick: GLHF

Players to watch
fM: skull, Expunge

Upper
dirty ghetto f**cks vs. GameSpy Rangers
slow loris vs. Donkey PunchN Krew
Lawnchair Mafia vs. team risK
Wraith Rangers vs. THUNDER
Winnfield & Sons vs. team 99

Lower
1080p vs. Most Valuable Playerz
Heavy Hitters vs. Kevlar Soul
Merrill's Marauders vs. By InviTe OnLy
505th Parachute Infantry vs. Bad Ass Wankers
Believe the Hype vs. TeamLess
Fatal Mistake vs. VMF-214 Blacksheep

Airnick15 wrote: Upper
dirty ghetto f**cks > GameSpy Rangers
slow loris > Donkey PunchN Krew
Lawnchair Mafia < team risK
Wraith Rangers < THUNDER
Winnfield & Sons > team 99

Lower
1080p glhf Most Valuable Playerz
Heavy Hitters > Kevlar Soul
Merrill's Marauders > By InviTe OnLy
505th Parachute Infantry < Bad Ass Wankers
Believe the Hype > TeamLess
Fatal Mistake > VMF-214 Blacksheep

Airnick15 wrote: led by Jaggon’s favorite player, ceebz.

idk who told you that airnick but your match was actually the only one i didnt cheat in... actually thats a lie, i cheat every match! btw i'd like to know who ratted me out, prolly ronin that angry nerd!

Did you get my preds Airnick? It looks like they are just sitting in my outbox :/

Updated to include moger's preds.

Airnick15 wrote:Players to watch
W&S: Kirk, Miller (if he plays)
99: acetamino, joeledmunds (represent club prax!)

You clearly haven't seen Jared scrim chemille (JK.ILUPLOOOF).

I've been waiting all season to play you, Alex. I was hoping it'd be next week on rr2. Instead it's on you favorite map and my least favorite map. Oh well, YOU BETTER PLAY, OR ELSE. I want to prone snipe noscope you somewhere and then just spam LOLSOMA. It'd make this whole season worthwhile.

stealthlol wrote:

Airnick15 wrote:Players to watch
W&S: Kirk, Miller (if he plays)
99: acetamino, joeledmunds (represent club prax!)

You clearly haven't seen Jared scrim chemille (JK.ILUPLOOOF).

I've been waiting all season to play you, Alex. I was hoping it'd be next week on rr2. Instead it's on you favorite map and my least favorite map. Oh well, YOU BETTER PLAY, OR ELSE. I want to prone snipe noscope you somewhere and then just spam LOLSOMA. It'd make this whole season worthwhile.

Oh I'll be there. Believe me, I will be there. I'll be the proned kar underneath triple stack.

Haha goddammit, had to be Chemille. 6 bomb incoming.

#clubprax SNAKE IN THE GRASS! -===^>~

thunder will be without the mighty force of l0ry and the captain of the blatant squad this week

although if you ask Odin they could probably beat any team in the history of DoD, probably because he is on it.

I like to know when and where I said that ??? I am not good and never will be. Also for this alias thing...Its a Jesus Fish and I have had it in my name all season or did you not notice it...o well I am not here to argue just here to state facts about me. I suck and always will suck...k thanks for the time.

has the whole playing a team twice in the regular season been done before, since i stopped playing? Kinda weird to be playing MVPz again when there are 4 teams we haven't played.

Chemille sucks. im proning.

defiance wrote:has the whole playing a team twice in the regular season been done before, since i stopped playing? Kinda weird to be playing MVPz again when there are 4 teams we haven't played.

Chemille sucks. im proning.

when dont you PRONE FGT<3 <3

alex kirk wrote: Oh I'll be there. Believe me, I will be there. I'll be the proned kar underneath triple stack.

That was my plan...go together? We'll just surprise each other's team.

haven't played all week. I'm still one to watch. Hope jb_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ doesn't suck balls tomorrow

Airnick15 wrote: mogers :This is the most campy, proney, terrible team I have ever had the displeasure of playing against. Fuck you all.

COCONUT OF FUCKING IRONY RIGHT HERE

too bad the bazooka only strat got eliminated by dpk's blatant abuse...

btw, i't not playing this weekend... players to watch - stealth, alpha, jedmunds, mpb, crackson, tom

mogers: This is the most campy, proney, terrible team I have ever had the displeasure of playing against. Fuck you all.

says the guy who prones underpass and hides in gay campy spots and plays with jaz underpass who does nothing but prone in gay spots

Can't we all get along?

ceebz wrote:

mogers: This is the most campy, proney, terrible team I have ever had the displeasure of playing against. Fuck you all.

says the guy who prones underpass and hides in gay campy spots and plays with jaz underpass who does nothing but prone in gay spots

I'm thinking what mogers said was sarcasm, because everybody knows that is dgf's play style and has been, that's why scrimming them more than once is just plain dreadful.

watch nugz the disputed one!

I wasn't being sarcastic at all. I don't really prone at all actually, I can't speak for my teammates however.

defiance wrote:has the whole playing a team twice in the regular season been done before, since i stopped playing? Kinda weird to be playing MVPz again when there are 4 teams we haven't played.

Chemille sucks. im proning.

wish i had seen that before i agreed to play

I'm disputing nugz as I type this. Although my fax machine is jamming so I don't know when they'll get the demos I recorded...

t`RavE wrote:

ceebz wrote:

mogers: This is the most campy, proney, terrible team I have ever had the displeasure of playing against. Fuck you all.

says the guy who prones underpass and hides in gay campy spots and plays with jaz underpass who does nothing but prone in gay spots

I'm thinking what mogers said was sarcasm, because everybody knows that is dgf's play style and has been, that's why scrimming them more than once is just plain dreadful.

thats actually not dgf's playstyle, thanks though. crazymetalhead was the only one who proned everywhere. i'm guilty of proning and shooting alex kirk in the back with a kar in multiple scrims as well. Seriously though while dgf's playstyle might be somewhat slower, they dont really prone.

lol?

avenger wrote:thats actually not dgf's playstyle, thanks though. crazymetalhead was the only one who proned everywhere. i'm guilty of proning and shooting alex kirk in the back with a kar in multiple scrims as well. Seriously though while dgf's playstyle might be somewhat slower, they dont really prone.

And I'll never forgive you for that.

alex kirk wrote:

avenger wrote:thats actually not dgf's playstyle, thanks though. crazymetalhead was the only one who proned everywhere. i'm guilty of proning and shooting alex kirk in the back with a kar in multiple scrims as well. Seriously though while dgf's playstyle might be somewhat slower, they dont really prone.

And I'll never forgive you for that.

yaso,jaz,and cmh all prone, oh well its all a game

3 people doesn't constitute a whole team. and crazy hasnt played in a while.

John is the only one that prones and he will say the same. People always say jaz is proning when she is crouching. John will prone the whole time, but nobody ever says anything about him. What is Yaso's name in that for?

Yaso does nothing but run straight forward and die 30 times a half. How are you saying he prones?

In light of recent scrims against GSR, who in fact blaze their Z button, i have pulled my self taught proning technique out of retirement. I would like to point out how Ceebz's posts are null and void, because Crazy has not played since he has shown up. Two months Ceebz has been playing? You know what don't say anything Ceebz and exhibit hoof in mouth for us all. All of your opinions come from those before you and your formulating false facts based on such drivel. I prone and I practically get my rocks off when i do it. You know what i am talking about Drunken?

I usually don't call people faggots except for Till who is in fact fucking fat faggot. Like that alliteration you prolapsed asshole? Who joins a team such as LCM for two weeks and doesn't start No Good? Then they prance around 12mans and public servers like a ferry pretending that they are important. Ceebz can use his other hand and put it in your mouth too. I understand that you lack the gray matter to read between the lines so i mentally draw an arrow to the, "I usually don't call people faggots," earlier on.

EDIT: Notice that i spelled fairy wrong and i apologize. It's not often that i have to take the time to address homosexuals who should be taking their time fighting for gay marriages in the state of Texas.

The record has been set straight.

jaz prones with a light on donner, which to me is PRETTY low, I might just be crazy though

pretty low eh austin? ask riv what he thinks about harter proning on donner last season...

prone 2 own

toxinatoR wrote:pretty low eh austin? ask riv what he thinks about harter proning on donner last season...

If I had it my way, proning would be illegal except for capping

I was referring to metalhead crouchwalking through apts the whole way on lennon.

Just joking, shit. I'll let you know when I reach nerd status and have nothing to do on a Sunday night so we can, once again, reaffirm that I don't try at this game.

I use to donate blood as a way to reach out to those who are less fortunate. I even got a certificate and am fairly pleased with myself. Through all of my screening I fully understand why people with anemia can't donate, because of deficient hemoglobin in their red blood cells. It must really fluster you to know that none of you will ever go into anyone under any circumstance. I want you to understand that i am here for you though, that is why i educated myself on the side effects of Adderall. I tried to find correlation between some of those side effects and your personal demeanor. Naturally when i read that it could alter your mental status, i came to a clearer understanding of your self-delusions. Your AMS accompanied with your frustrations of never giving yourself to someone would lead me to understand your frequent attacks directed to Jaz, though a name is not necessary, who is a woman.

What i fail to understand is why your grandeur and opinion take a backseat to Toxinator's post. You move away from a direct person and turn your opinion into a generalization. Your last post actually coincides very well with No Good's last post. Very submissive, almost weak. The only direction moving is backwards.

toxinatoR wrote:pretty low eh austin? ask riv what he thinks about harter proning on donner last season...

ive raped riv enough times standing up on real maps that it never should have been an issue, especially when he's playing with RYAN FUCKING EMO... gayest player in the past 3 years. it was just self defense, because i knew ryan was going to play just as gay. and its bunker on donner for crying out loud.

dgf plays gay. there is no denying it, and trying to defend yourself to the contrary by insulting other players is just silly. the ENTIRE community knows how dgf plays, get over it.

also, im on the first page of a google image search. that pic is a reaffirmation to the fact that sleep should happen before 3 days.

Johndkc wrote:I use to donate blood as a way to reach out to those who are less fortunate. I even got a certificate and am fairly pleased with myself. Through all of my screening I fully understand why people with anemia can't donate, because of deficient hemoglobin in their red blood cells. It must really fluster you to know that none of you will ever go into anyone under any circumstance. I want you to understand that i am here for you though, that is why i educated myself on the side effects of Adderall. I tried to find correlation between some of those side effects and your personal demeanor. Naturally when i read that it could alter your mental status, i came to a clearer understanding of your self-delusions. Your AMS accompanied with your frustrations of never giving yourself to someone would lead me to understand your frequent attacks directed to Jaz, though a name is not necessary, who is a woman.

What i fail to understand is why your grandeur and opinion take a backseat to Toxinator's post. You move away from a direct person and turn your opinion into a generalization. Your last post actually coincides very well with No Good's last post. Very submissive, almost weak. The only direction moving is backwards.

what?

i think hes trying to be new and creative while calling people a virgin.

the prone key should be unbound in league play if possible.

im down for that.

nomis wrote:

Johndkc wrote:I use to donate blood as a way to reach out to those who are less fortunate. I even got a certificate and am fairly pleased with myself. Through all of my screening I fully understand why people with anemia can't donate, because of deficient hemoglobin in their red blood cells. It must really fluster you to know that none of you will ever go into anyone under any circumstance. I want you to understand that i am here for you though, that is why i educated myself on the side effects of Adderall. I tried to find correlation between some of those side effects and your personal demeanor. Naturally when i read that it could alter your mental status, i came to a clearer understanding of your self-delusions. Your AMS accompanied with your frustrations of never giving yourself to someone would lead me to understand your frequent attacks directed to Jaz, though a name is not necessary, who is a woman.

What i fail to understand is why your grandeur and opinion take a backseat to Toxinator's post. You move away from a direct person and turn your opinion into a generalization. Your last post actually coincides very well with No Good's last post. Very submissive, almost weak. The only direction moving is backwards.

what?

I'm going to have to side with Austin here and say: "what?"

unpro wrote:dgf plays gay. there is no denying it, and trying to defend yourself to the contrary by insulting other players is just silly. the ENTIRE community knows how dgf plays, get over it.

also, im on the first page of a google image search. that pic is a reaffirmation to the fact that sleep should happen before 3 days.

I really don't think we play gay anymore personally. The only thing I ever hear is people accuse, Cheech, Watch and Bullgoose of cheating. They are usually rushing most of the time. Crazymetalhead was notorious for proning and hiding everywhere but he hasn't play for our team in months. A lot of people would get onto Jaz for playing gay, and she doesn't play anymore either.

i unno, i havent played dgf in a good while now so i cant speak of the past few months. i just know from prior experience with that group of people it was generally extremely gay play.

metal head was like,




that gay.

I don't understand why everybody gives dgf such a hard time when we all know gsr prones WAY more. Though jaz does hide a lot, but I can say I have rarely ever seen her prone (it's usually just crouched on a flag or behind a box). Though from fear of having to read another post from Johndkc, I'll leave it at that.

P.S. Let it be known that mogers is CLEARLY the only gay player on dgf. ...wait, what?