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What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:17 pm
by TonyMontana
Here are two children fighting over a hockey puck in Ottawa Ontario
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Their team sure sucks dick, but fans in Toronto Ontario replied this way when the American national anthem had technical issues
/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48

April is no joking matter in Toronto Ontario either
/watch?v=3BXTK1I1l0o

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:28 pm
by Cage
Yeah let's go out and smoke weed in public, RADICAL!!

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:26 pm
by nomis
I walk around downtown smoking a joint quite regularly.. Am I more badass than those Torontonians acting cool on 420? Silly guys are just confused. You don't need to wait till a date to smoke in public. If the worst happens and a cop on foot catches you, just swallow the whole thing. Easy peezy.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:27 pm
by nomis
Or get a one hooter and smoke in front of cops. They can't tell.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:21 pm
by TonyMontana
"and a cop on foot arrests you?"
Nomis are you high?
Or am i SO high, that i just dont understand you?"
that 420 rally in t.o had 0 arrests and 0 crime


Smoking weed in public is not at all what that was about
if you think so
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I'm sure it was for SOME fags out there but.....
It was about coming together as a nation and saying "You know what? I don't want your "prescriptions"....your tobacco, your alcohol, or any of the other harmful shit you find highly profitable and easy to sell to us.....I want weed. It's cheap, it comes from the earth, and its ours and we are taking that shit back.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:49 pm
by SpoonIsBad
TonyMontana wrote:"and a cop on foot arrests you?"
Nomis are you high?
Or am i SO high, that i just dont understand you?"
that 420 rally in t.o had 0 arrests and 0 crime


Smoking weed in public is not at all what that was about
if you think so
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I'm sure it was for SOME fags out there but.....
It was about coming together as a nation and saying "You know what? I don't want your "prescriptions"....your tobacco, your alcohol, or any of the other harmful shit you find highly profitable and easy to sell to us.....I want weed. It's cheap, it comes from the earth, and its ours and we are taking that shit back.
As someone who has been living with legal recreational weed for over a year in Colorado, all I have to say to you is, you're an idiot.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:31 pm
by ward
I like to compare this whole weed legalization thing to legalization of gay marriage: let the stoners have their legal weed so we can quit hearing them complain about it. No one cares. Just don't fucking think it's okay to smoke and drive (it's not).

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 3:54 pm
by milo
I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6IX WITH MY WOES

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:41 pm
by twist
ward wrote:I like to compare this whole weed legalization thing to legalization of gay marriage: let the stoners have their legal weed so we can quit hearing them complain about it. No one cares. Just don't fucking think it's okay to smoke and drive (it's not).

I can smoke and drive just fine, thanks.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:44 am
by nomis
Smoking and driving is fine for the most part, as long as your tolerance is high, it's nothing like drinking and driving. My dad is the best driver I know, and he's drove after smoking countless times, but it really depends on the person. I personally wouldn't drive stoned, but that's just me.

Tony, you missed my point completely. Are you so high?

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:57 am
by kirk
SpoonIsBad wrote:As someone who has been living with legal recreational weed for over a year in Colorado, all I have to say to you is, you're an idiot.
Yo son where you livin' in Colorado?

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:34 am
by nomis
kirk wrote:
SpoonIsBad wrote:As someone who has been living with legal recreational weed for over a year in Colorado, all I have to say to you is, you're an idiot.
Yo son where you livin' in Colorado?
What brings this stud to our lonely little forum?

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:21 am
by kirk
nomis wrote:What brings this stud to our lonely little forum?
Gregory "Spoon my b-hole" Juice living in Colorado, where I will be relocating to next fall. That will bring me out from under the biggest and most inescapable rocks.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:28 am
by ComptonAssTony
He lives in Denver, Alex you trashy fuck. And what the fuck did you just say?? You are moving to Denver in the fall? Ok boys Relocating to Denver. Christian Hatmaker please advise.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:40 am
by kirk
ComptonAssTony wrote:He lives in Denver, Alex you trashy fuck. And what the fuck did you just say?? You are moving to Denver in the fall? Ok boys Relocating to Denver. Christian Hatmaker please advise.
Moving to Boulder, brah, so close enough. You bring Sleepyseeds and I'll convince Hatemaker. Maybe Kevin Gardner will agree to start his family out in Boulder/Denver rather than Amish Pennsylvania.

Where's Khoi? Any chance he'll leave his manager position at the flower store in New Jersey?

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:42 am
by ComptonAssTony
kirk wrote:
ComptonAssTony wrote:He lives in Denver, Alex you trashy fuck. And what the fuck did you just say?? You are moving to Denver in the fall? Ok boys Relocating to Denver. Christian Hatmaker please advise.
Moving to Boulder, brah, so close enough. You bring Sleepyseeds and I'll convince Hatemaker. Maybe Kevin Gardner will agree to start his family out in Boulder/Denver rather than Amish Pennsylvania.

Where's Khoi? Any chance he'll leave his manager position at the flower store in New Jersey?

The bear blackwell is in full on hibernation mode in a Canadian Winter atm. Haven't heard from christian in years, and Alex.....the flower shop closed down. I thought you knew.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:46 am
by kirk
Where the hell does sleepyseeds live?! I spoke with Christian a few months ago, so there's still some line of communication there. The flower shop closed down?! How is Khoi making a living?! I think that just means he needs us now more than ever.

Gentlemen...

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Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:56 am
by nomis
I didn't listen to that, but I assume it's extremely hipster. Love you :)

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:00 am
by kirk
It's from Always Sunny you crazy Canadian sonofabitch.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:16 am
by ward
I don't care how good you think you are at driving while stoned. No one should drive under the influence of any substance. You're behind a vehicle that is more than capable of not just killing yourself but others around you. If you smoke pot its your own damn business...but if you are behind the wheel then you are affecting other people's safety as well, regardless of whether you think so or not.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:22 am
by ComptonAssTony
He resides in Saskatchewan. I was going to track Hatemaker down when I was going to Cleveland a few years ago but that business trip got axed. Last time I talked to him. I really want to move to Colorado, I just don't know if I can leave OKC when the Thunder are about to win a championship.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:32 am
by kirk
ComptonAssTony wrote:He resides in Saskatchewan. I was going to track Hatemaker down when I was going to Cleveland a few years ago but that business trip got axed. Last time I talked to him. I really want to move to Colorado, I just don't know if I can leave OKC when the Thunder are about to win a championship.
I guess that legendary, historic trip to NYC just didn't mean anything to you, huh? Something you gave up and moved on from long ago.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:49 am
by ComptonAssTony
kirk wrote:
ComptonAssTony wrote:He resides in Saskatchewan. I was going to track Hatemaker down when I was going to Cleveland a few years ago but that business trip got axed. Last time I talked to him. I really want to move to Colorado, I just don't know if I can leave OKC when the Thunder are about to win a championship.
I guess that legendary, historic trip to NYC just didn't mean anything to you, huh? Something you gave up and moved on from long ago.
Lol what are you talking about, it meant everything to me! The trials and tribulations of that trip instilled values in me I will take to the god damn grave.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:15 am
by kirk
CLEARLY NOT SINCE YOU AREN'T WILLING TO LEAVE KEVIN DURANT FOR US.

Did Kevin Durant drive you halfway across the country to play Super Smash Brothers? Didn't think so. Dude probably doesn't even know you're name and you favor him to us.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:40 am
by ComptonAssTony
It's more a love for Westbrook than Durant. But luckily for you by the time you get your ass to Denver KD and RW will probably be gone. So I will be ready to move on.

Hey btw, how come you never let me drive that trip? I remember getting behind the wheel a bit in PA and you just shut that down pretty quick and took back over. You never let me drive again after that. To this day I feel like i blew my one chance at showing you I was a good driver.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:40 am
by ComptonAssTony
I dun goof'd

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:49 am
by kirk
Sean ruined it for everyone.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:08 pm
by ComptonAssTony
Yeah I figured as much. Getting to experience Christian's road rage was delightful though.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:27 pm
by nomis
kirk wrote:CLEARLY NOT SINCE YOU AREN'T WILLING TO LEAVE KEVIN DURANT FOR US.

Did Kevin Durant drive you halfway across the country to play Super Smash Brothers? Didn't think so. Dude probably doesn't even know you're name and you favor him to us.
WOW. Just. Wow. Is that a grammar mistake from the one and only Alex Kirk?

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:07 pm
by sik
What is going on in here? I just woke up to this ruckus and I am trying to get my 17+ hours in today. Jesus!

Seriously though, I never explained why I was so tired/out of it for that trip. Let me just say, it all started with a 12 hour old McChicken with extra old mayo. Everything went south from there. I am known for being a blast at LANs with w2z being the exception! Just ask all of my acquired LAN fans and booth babes!

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:42 pm
by SpoonIsBad
Any further questions about my location, well being, or Social Security # can be directed to my spokesman, Tony Compton.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:43 pm
by SpoonIsBad
P.S. Alex "Aye Kay" Kurk, I'm still in Denver like the last time you came to Colorado and rode your bike all over the place. What are you moving in with XPX?

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:18 pm
by nomis
I am still patiently waiting on Alex Kirk's response to his grammar mistake. You disappointed all of us, Alex. Please admit your wrongs and apologize.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:48 pm
by kirk
sik wrote:What is going on in here? I just woke up to this ruckus and I am trying to get my 17+ hours in today. Jesus!

Seriously though, I never explained why I was so tired/out of it for that trip. Let me just say, it all started with a 12 hour old McChicken with extra old mayo. Everything went south from there. I am known for being a blast at LANs with w2z being the exception! Just ask all of my acquired LAN fans and booth babes!
About seven years late on this excuse. We're all over it by now, sleepyseeds.
SpoonIsBad wrote:P.S. Alex "Aye Kay" Kurk, I'm still in Denver like the last time you came to Colorado and rode your bike all over the place. What are you moving in with XPX?
Does XPX live in Boulder? If so, I'm going to abandon this plan...
nomis wrote:I am still patiently waiting on Alex Kirk's response to his grammar mistake. You disappointed all of us, Alex. Please admit your wrongs and apologize.
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Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:50 am
by stealthlol
kirk wrote:
ComptonAssTony wrote:He lives in Denver, Alex you trashy fuck. And what the fuck did you just say?? You are moving to Denver in the fall? Ok boys Relocating to Denver. Christian Hatmaker please advise.
Moving to Boulder, brah, so close enough. You bring Sleepyseeds and I'll convince Hatemaker. Maybe Kevin Gardner will agree to start his family out in Boulder/Denver rather than Amish Pennsylvania.

Where's Khoi? Any chance he'll leave his manager position at the flower store in New Jersey?
I see no realistic obstacles to stop this from happening.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:59 am
by kirk
stealthlol wrote:
kirk wrote:
ComptonAssTony wrote:He lives in Denver, Alex you trashy fuck. And what the fuck did you just say?? You are moving to Denver in the fall? Ok boys Relocating to Denver. Christian Hatmaker please advise.
Moving to Boulder, brah, so close enough. You bring Sleepyseeds and I'll convince Hatemaker. Maybe Kevin Gardner will agree to start his family out in Boulder/Denver rather than Amish Pennsylvania.

Where's Khoi? Any chance he'll leave his manager position at the flower store in New Jersey?
I see no realistic obstacles to stop this from happening.
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Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:39 pm
by cassinoroyale
FLuXXuHH wrote:that moment when u make more money then people in a thread. smack smack ***DOLLAZ***
that moment when you remember cass makes more money than you, faggot. while you are scamming kids for pixels i am hired by the leading american IT company in an executive role so yeah you definitely don't make more money than people on this thread. maybe only more than stamp but that's only because he is still in school.

that was so easy. pzL8 lewl NEXT :arrow:

#pitbullisactuallylassie
#eatshitfluxx

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 11:20 am
by Beas
cassinoroyale wrote:
FLuXXuHH wrote:that moment when u make more money then people in a thread. smack smack ***DOLLAZ***
that moment when you remember cass makes more money than you, faggot. while you are scamming kids for pixels i am hired by the leading american IT company in an executive role so yeah you definitely don't make more money than people on this thread. maybe only more than stamp but that's only because he is still in school.

that was so easy. pzL8 lewl NEXT :arrow:

#pitbullisactuallylassie
#eatshitfluxx
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Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:06 pm
by ward
Beas wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote:
FLuXXuHH wrote:that moment when u make more money then people in a thread. smack smack ***DOLLAZ***
that moment when you remember cass makes more money than you, faggot. while you are scamming kids for pixels i am hired by the leading american IT company in an executive role so yeah you definitely don't make more money than people on this thread. maybe only more than stamp but that's only because he is still in school.

that was so easy. pzL8 lewl NEXT :arrow:

#pitbullisactuallylassie
#eatshitfluxx
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Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 4:13 pm
by knockout
ward wrote:
Beas wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote: that moment when you remember cass makes more money than you, faggot. while you are scamming kids for pixels i am hired by the leading american IT company in an executive role so yeah you definitely don't make more money than people on this thread. maybe only more than stamp but that's only because he is still in school.

that was so easy. pzL8 lewl NEXT :arrow:

#pitbullisactuallylassie
#eatshitfluxx
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Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:53 pm
by Chuck Foo
I could drive stoned. Hell I learned how to drive that way. Only 2 wrecks while high.That was between 16 and 21 and luckily no one was hurt. In the 30 years since though not even a fender bender. Best not to drive high though for the sake of other people. 21 should be min. age for weed though for sure. Mom and Dad hated the weed so I had to drive until I moved out. Who hasn't driven high while driving with your knees and rolling another joint in the frisbee.

Re: What's an Ontario?

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:15 pm
by Cage
Chuck Foo wrote:I could drive stoned. Hell I learned how to drive that way. Only 2 wrecks while high.That was between 16 and 21 and luckily no one was hurt. In the 30 years since though not even a fender bender. Best not to drive high though for the sake of other people. 21 should be min. age for weed though for sure. Mom and Dad hated the weed so I had to drive until I moved out. Who hasn't driven high while driving with your knees and rolling another joint in the frisbee.
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