1911 Beta

I wanted to make a facebook group and website called "Down With the Duck Face" which would be the "kissie Faces".

Fucking hate girls that make kissie faces as if they don't know how to smile or take a normal picture.

I kept reading these and thinking to myself "Do people actually do this?" The world saddens me =[=[=[

PS
Sun glasses are for keeping the sun out of your eyes.

Hats are for keeping you from getting sunburned, especially the full circumference brimmed hats that this article seems to deem stupid. Anyone that works out in the sun all day has a silly lookin hat.

That was awful. #1 should have been "Making stupid lists"

I thought it was pretty good. They were all things I never really thought of.

Exhibit A: "Saying this phrase is—aside from being overplayed and always untrue—illogically gross. What moron decided that the best way to show disgust was to say something even more worthy of disgust? Ok, maybe the first time someone said this it was a little funny, but that ship has sailed. Let it go."

Illogical? To express disgust using hyperbole is illogical?
Nice logic.

Exhibit B: Do people really say "That's what she said" in inappropriate contexts? I think about 99% of the time I've heard this, it's been funny because people know it's not funny and you have to really pick your spots with it. Maybe I just don't interact with idiots on a frequent enough basis.

Maybe I just don't interact with idiots on a frequent enough basis.

I mean.. You're on 1911...