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ao_ wrote:Alex don't lie, you know the 185 pounds on the bar is pretty legit and you probably couldn't throw that up more than once either. I know I maxed my squat out last week at 165 and that was a struggle.

stealthlol wrote:What if I said that video was actually me and those weights were those joke weights, each weighing in at five pounds. Oh, and the bar? It's made of plastic, so add on two more. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THEN, ALEX? AT LEAST IT'S A START.

alex kirk wrote:

stealthlol wrote:Won't you feel foolish when you find out I haven't even made it to the pink dumbbells yet. HA.

This you?

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alex kirk wrote: 3) @jb - who are you? Sounds like someone who doesn't lift. Surprised you could even spell "lift" correctly. Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

stealthlol wrote:Won't you feel foolish when you find out I haven't even made it to the pink dumbbells yet. HA.

alex kirk wrote:I would like to make it clear that there is not a single person in this thread who lifts, so no response is warranted to anyone since they are all lesser beings than I.

1) @swiss - we won't find anyone who can fill my shoes, and we certainly aren't trying. Because, as you are implying, that's impossible. We're aiming for someone who is 1/4 - 1/2 as good as I am, as we feel that's the best we'll be able to do.

2) @Kevin - when you graduate from 3 pound pink dumbbells and your high rep routine for "toning," you can talk to me.

3) @jb - who are you? Sounds like someone who doesn't lift. Surprised you could even spell "lift" correctly. Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

Swiss wrote:you need to do this for me as well, i mean for real (weve talked about this). seriously, take THAT on as a project for your career, i dare you

alex kirk wrote:Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

Miller` wrote:We discussed this last night and will play with five until Alex returns. It is for the better.

Swiss wrote:

alex kirk wrote:HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third.

how are you going to find anyone to fill your place, kirk? too big of a void there






(i expect a rep)

alex kirk wrote:HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third.

alex kirk wrote:So here's the deal. I will be missing the next preseason match along with the first two weeks of regular season. We need someone to fill in for that time, meaning you'll get at least 3 matches in upper division playing with legendary folks such as jules winnfield and...actually he's the only legendary player on our team.

HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third. You must be reliable for matches, and if you can scrim 2x per week that'd be neat too since most of us are on in the evenings after class/work/whatever.

Talk to jarrod or jules on Steam - I'm out of town until the 20th.

Also Miller/hilde may be okay with rifling if you're a strong sniper. So if you snipe, that might work out as well.