koala seeks rifle/third

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:06 am

So here's the deal. I will be missing the next preseason match along with the first two weeks of regular season. We need someone to fill in for that time, meaning you'll get at least 3 matches in upper division playing with legendary folks such as jules winnfield and...actually he's the only legendary player on our team.

HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third. You must be reliable for matches, and if you can scrim 2x per week that'd be neat too since most of us are on in the evenings after class/work/whatever.

Talk to jarrod or jules on Steam - I'm out of town until the 20th.

Also Miller/hilde may be okay with rifling if you're a strong sniper. So if you snipe, that might work out as well.

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:01 pm

I would so be in if I didn't play on a team where Beast can carry me.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:07 pm

alex kirk wrote:So here's the deal. I will be missing the next preseason match along with the first two weeks of regular season. We need someone to fill in for that time, meaning you'll get at least 3 matches in upper division playing with legendary folks such as jules winnfield and...actually he's the only legendary player on our team.

HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third. You must be reliable for matches, and if you can scrim 2x per week that'd be neat too since most of us are on in the evenings after class/work/whatever.

Talk to jarrod or jules on Steam - I'm out of town until the 20th.

Also Miller/hilde may be okay with rifling if you're a strong sniper. So if you snipe, that might work out as well.

Put me in coach.

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:04 pm

sexy team.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:55 am

I wish I..... nevermind

forever in our hearts, NZ[NSA]

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:55 am

alex kirk wrote:HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third.

how are you going to find anyone to fill your place, kirk? too big of a void there

(i expect a rep)

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:11 am

Swiss wrote:
alex kirk wrote:HOWEVER, if you are fantastic, then you can take my place as a starter. I'll be doing grad school interviews over the next few months, so my schedule is rather unreliable. If you're worthy to sport the akk! tag and do well in upper, you can be a starting rifle/third.
how are you going to find anyone to fill your place, kirk? too big of a void there

(i expect a rep)

Something tells me this was meant to be read literal. Alex, your void is just too big. Do you even lift?

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:13 am

Smells like a coverup to me. First your player gets caught for cheating and now alex will be off doing "grad school interviews" lol cmon bro we know whats going on here. Do you still lift?

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:21 am

I would like to make it clear that there is not a single person in this thread who lifts, so no response is warranted to anyone since they are all lesser beings than I.

1) @swiss - we won't find anyone who can fill my shoes, and we certainly aren't trying. Because, as you are implying, that's impossible. We're aiming for someone who is 1/4 - 1/2 as good as I am, as we feel that's the best we'll be able to do.

2) @Kevin - when you graduate from 3 pound pink dumbbells and your high rep routine for "toning," you can talk to me.

3) @jb - who are you? Sounds like someone who doesn't lift. Surprised you could even spell "lift" correctly. Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

Miller` · Post by **Miller`** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:58 am

We discussed this last night and will play with five until Alex returns. It is for the better.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:04 am

Miller` wrote:We discussed this last night and will play with five until Alex returns. It is for the better.

Sometimes it's a curse being this good, you know?

But seriously, we're looking for someone to play since I'll still miss the first two weeks of regular season at the very least. Odds are I will miss many more than just that, though.

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:14 am

alex kirk wrote:Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

you need to do this for me as well, i mean for real (weve talked about this). seriously, take THAT on as a project for your career, i dare you

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:31 am

Swiss wrote:you need to do this for me as well, i mean for real (weve talked about this). seriously, take THAT on as a project for your career, i dare you

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:08 am

alex kirk wrote:I would like to make it clear that there is not a single person in this thread who lifts, so no response is warranted to anyone since they are all lesser beings than I.

1) @swiss - we won't find anyone who can fill my shoes, and we certainly aren't trying. Because, as you are implying, that's impossible. We're aiming for someone who is 1/4 - 1/2 as good as I am, as we feel that's the best we'll be able to do.

2) @Kevin - when you graduate from 3 pound pink dumbbells and your high rep routine for "toning," you can talk to me.

3) @jb - who are you? Sounds like someone who doesn't lift. Surprised you could even spell "lift" correctly. Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

Won't you feel foolish when you find out I haven't even made it to the pink dumbbells yet. HA.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:11 am

stealthlol wrote:Won't you feel foolish when you find out I haven't even made it to the pink dumbbells yet. HA.

This you?

[youtube]J7MTo9UN4Tc[/youtube]

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:33 pm

alex kirk wrote: 3) @jb - who are you? Sounds like someone who doesn't lift. Surprised you could even spell "lift" correctly. Don't worry, bro, when I have a degree in neuropsychology/behavioral neuroscience, I'll be able to tell you why you're fucked up in the head.

You really think I need your help to figure out why im fucked up? lol

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:07 am

alex kirk wrote:
stealthlol wrote:Won't you feel foolish when you find out I haven't even made it to the pink dumbbells yet. HA.
This you?

[youtube]J7MTo9UN4Tc[/youtube]

Alex don't lie, you know the 185 pounds on the bar is pretty legit and you probably couldn't throw that up more than once either. I know I maxed my squat out last week at 165 and that was a struggle.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:15 am

What if I said that video was actually me and those weights were those joke weights, each weighing in at five pounds. Oh, and the bar? It's made of plastic, so add on two more. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THEN, ALEX? AT LEAST IT'S A START.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:21 am

ao_ wrote:Alex don't lie, you know the 185 pounds on the bar is pretty legit and you probably couldn't throw that up more than once either. I know I maxed my squat out last week at 165 and that was a struggle.

I'll be the first to admit I am weak as fuck on squats, but goodness at least I can do 185 for reps :O

stealthlol wrote:What if I said that video was actually me and those weights were those joke weights, each weighing in at five pounds. Oh, and the bar? It's made of plastic, so add on two more. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THEN, ALEX? AT LEAST IT'S A START.

Then I would say you have more lifting experience than jb, which is certainly a start!

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