by pinecone » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:37 pm
Not sure if what clan i was in as i read this, but i did enjoy my times as [RUNS]withaPinecone, or if it after this, anyways, I miss errick and JazZy and dane morrision & 2popular2stopular scott fleener. #CLAN.NME represent. I was reading this as it was storming. WAYBACKMACHINE.oRG
Also, this was when the game was at the best, 02-06 years, imo. I quit after CPL and dod:s came out, but still, good read for fun sakes. Sad i remember most of these clans. Anyways, POST ON 1911.ORG MORE NEWBIES.
TheElusiveDuck
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 446
Location: Winnipeg
PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:39 pm Post subject: Real Week 2 Cal-m Predictions Reply with quote
Y HALO THAR ONCE AGAIN THE CAL-M PREDICTIONS
Six teams have been moved down to open for being newbies leaving 44 teams(including a couple dead teams gg cal) to make up 22 matches.
The map this week will be dod_railroad
dod_railroad:
This is a favorite map of 3.1 made by the sexiest of norgiemen Instachrome. This map(unlike fgtkalt) rewards strong rushing and attacks rather than lame boyscouting. This map will prove who the real men in cal-m are and who the little faggots are.
Winners=Cyan+Underlined
Losers=Red
3xtreme Humiliation vs Plan-B Gamers
This could be a very good match or a very poor game. My hope is that Plan-B practices hard and makes a good strat so they don't get completely rolled by 3h. 3h has them in terms of pure ability and knowledge but Plan-B practices alot harder than 3h. gl on wednesday Plan-B you'll definately need it.
Score: 3h by 150+
Arstechnicia Pwning Squad vs Pound You
I honestly dunno who will win this. Pwn. can be good and pwn. can be terrible. #U is just plain terrible. If pwn. can bring even 50% of their ability they should have this, but I'm not counting on anything.
Score: pwn. by 100+
schmutzige Kuppler vs GDF Zug 2
-k- will rape GDF Zug and that is the end of it.
Score: -k- by 300+
Sucks At DoD vs FoKKeRs
SaD is pretty good at dod and FoK lost Nate(who was annoying) and BuFu(who is sechsy). If giR` continues to carry FoK then it could be close but I'm not gonna be generous here.
Score: SaD by 250+
Unofficial Software Distribution Network vs Rolling On The Floor Laughing
USDN using their leet lan ping server should be able to rape poor little ROFL. ROFL is without Pignazi and the other people who left to form some other newbie cal-o 4 life clan and USDN has had the same roster for 11 years. Also in 3.1 my old clan NmE beat ROFL by 1200 on rr so that can't be a good sign.
Score: USDN by 300+
Zer vs Lurking
Lurking lost to DSSGC. You don't lose to DSSGC.
Score: Zer by the cubed root of pi times the circumference of the earth at the tropic of capricorn.
UnKnown Killerz vs Butt Naked Gamers
Worst name in cal-m vs worst tag in history! uKz should rape and pillage the virgin anuses of BnG in a manner similar to that of Gengis Khan(correct my spelling and die). The score however could be variable.
Score:
uKz by 350+ if Vegeta doesn't play and uKz records demos
uKz by 500+ if Vegeta plays and uKz doesn't record demos
Red White and Blue clan vs 11th Bravo
RWB picked up Chewiealf from 63rd and WHO is a beast. As a plus they created an open squad to cut down on their 200 person roster. 11b allowed GDF Zug 2 to get almost 500 points on them on kalt. That is not a good sign for them. RWB will de_stroy them in an orderly fashion.
Score: RWB by 300+
Rangers Baker Company vs iMooGamers
RBC has a roster that is deep with starters. This match will prove that they are one of the top teams in cal-m if they can field their power roster. iMoo hasn't impressed me at all and this week will be no different.
Score: RBC by 200+
Final Solution vs Senatus Stupidus Namus
[fs] has a few good players and that is all they need to beat SPQR. I highly doubt that [fs] even needs to practice for this one.
Score: [fs] by 300+
Llama Patrol vs DoD Gangstas
~G~ lost to uKz by 500 last week on kalt. I dunno the circumstances(demos) but that is a huge number for kalt. LP won their match vs a strong necro team and therefore get the nod here.
Score: LP by 150+
Da NiNjA vs Gimme French Fry
Da NiNjA will KILL GFF on railroad. Da NiNjA will be one of the better teams in cal-m once they get into a groove.
Score: Da NiNjA by 300+
5th Ranger Battalion vs 38th Infantry Platoon
38th lost to IAM...lemme repeat that. 38TH LOST TO IAM If you can't beat IAM on kalt what hope do they have of beating 5th RB? The answer is absolutely none.
Score: 5thRB by 400+
Not predicting sAs|pd vs DSSGC because their names are too long and I'm already running late on these predictions.
MATCH OF THE WEEK
Runs Up Nasty Scores vs Dirty Ghetto Fucks
Cope_ says that dgf is fucking horrible and I say that this match will be _VERY_ close. RUNS has trouble fielding six and with smallfry+fluffy_bunny being suspended that won't help the situation. dgf has a few quality players but if DC has a huge game it will be the decider. This in theory if it isn't an ff should be the best match of the night.
Score: RUNS by less than a cap.
Necrophiliacs vs Sterling
I predicted Necro to win last week and they lost. I predicted them to lose in preseason and they won. They will break this stupid stupidity they've been pulling and crush STR. STR is a middle-of-the-road cal-m clan but Necro has the magic stick.
Score: Necro by 250+
New Century Gamers vs sharp shooters
The battle for the basement. Two of the more terrible clans in cal-m facing off in an epic battle of terribleness. NCG has been around for a LONG time so the chemistry is there. They just can't shoot for shit. ss is terrible.
Score: NCG by 100+
DiNk vs Phenix
I'm never predicting p|x to win and with half of eG's cheaters on their roster p|x has to hope North doesn't play. If North plays prepare for a cal-conspiracy in which all of p|x gets banned from cal and I do a happy dance.
Score: DiNk by 100-
Texas Area Untouchables vs GDF Zug 1
wtf SRP stop being gay please give TAU a challenge.
Score: TAU by 1000+ with cope_ breaking 125 kills
mXg vs Potteux Quebecois Amateur de Biere
If this isn't a forfeit then mXg should be able to win this just because they have better players.
Score: mXg by 100+
Malicious Intent vs I Am DoD Squad
This will be terrible for IAM. .mi. is a practiced clan laden with cal-i talent. I wouldn't be surprised if demos are pulled from this one.
Score: .mi. by 700+
Guest Predictions
We have James "JazZy-" Ngan and Dane "Inspectah" Morrison"
uL-myth vs DONUTS
[20:27] <JazZy-> ulm > donuts because ted shotgun snipes in q3
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> OIC
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> JAZZY CHEATS
[20:27] <JazZy-> UC
[20:27] <JazZy-> WUT
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> LOL
[20:27] <JazZy-> ps i'm legit keKekE ^^;
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> BAZOOKA CHEATER :E
[20:27] <JazZy-> NOES
[20:27] <JazZy-> LEGIT PREFIRING
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> NO WALLS
[20:28] <JazZy-> WUT
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> Matt Coats_ > James Ngan
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> at Q3
[20:28] <JazZy-> NOES
[20:28] <JazZy-> I LET HIM WIN
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> YUS
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> SURE
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> YOUR CHEATS NOT UPDATE?
[20:28] <JazZy-> I LET HIM WIN
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> better go update your skill
[20:28] <JazZy-> WUT
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> p|x has better cheats than you now(COUGH HALF OF eG'S ROSTER)
[20:28] <JazZy-> i'm legit KekEKe ^^;;;;;;;
[20:29] <JazZy-> ODANG
[20:29] <uL|Elusive> (D'')=D
[20:29] * JazZy- beats up ted (D'.')=D Q('.'Q)
[20:29] <uL|Elusive> <---Dead (X)
[19:25] <dane`> Myth > Donuts
[19:25] <dane`> Donuts has fucking Scott Fleener? That's atleast -10003492823092 cool points for Donuts
[19:27] <uL|Elusive> care to elaborate
[19:29] <dane`> donuts is going to lose cuz they lost to fuck i think phoenix? i heart zim and shit but oh wow no, anyhow scott fleener will play since he recently departed nsports bench and try to be cal-i but pull a 2-20 preformance
That is all for this week thanks for reading newbies.
Not sure if what clan i was in as i read this, but i did enjoy my times as [RUNS]withaPinecone, or if it after this, anyways, I miss errick and JazZy and dane morrision & 2popular2stopular scott fleener. #CLAN.NME represent. I was reading this as it was storming. WAYBACKMACHINE.oRG
Also, this was when the game was at the best, 02-06 years, imo. I quit after CPL and dod:s came out, but still, good read for fun sakes. Sad i remember most of these clans. Anyways, POST ON 1911.ORG MORE NEWBIES.
TheElusiveDuck
Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Posts: 446
Location: Winnipeg
PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 7:39 pm Post subject: Real Week 2 Cal-m Predictions Reply with quote
Y HALO THAR ONCE AGAIN THE CAL-M PREDICTIONS
Six teams have been moved down to open for being newbies leaving 44 teams(including a couple dead teams gg cal) to make up 22 matches.
The map this week will be dod_railroad
dod_railroad:
This is a favorite map of 3.1 made by the sexiest of norgiemen Instachrome. This map(unlike fgtkalt) rewards strong rushing and attacks rather than lame boyscouting. This map will prove who the real men in cal-m are and who the little faggots are.
Winners=Cyan+Underlined
Losers=Red
3xtreme Humiliation vs Plan-B Gamers
This could be a very good match or a very poor game. My hope is that Plan-B practices hard and makes a good strat so they don't get completely rolled by 3h. 3h has them in terms of pure ability and knowledge but Plan-B practices alot harder than 3h. gl on wednesday Plan-B you'll definately need it.
Score: 3h by 150+
Arstechnicia Pwning Squad vs Pound You
I honestly dunno who will win this. Pwn. can be good and pwn. can be terrible. #U is just plain terrible. If pwn. can bring even 50% of their ability they should have this, but I'm not counting on anything.
Score: pwn. by 100+
schmutzige Kuppler vs GDF Zug 2
-k- will rape GDF Zug and that is the end of it.
Score: -k- by 300+
Sucks At DoD vs FoKKeRs
SaD is pretty good at dod and FoK lost Nate(who was annoying) and BuFu(who is sechsy). If giR` continues to carry FoK then it could be close but I'm not gonna be generous here.
Score: SaD by 250+
Unofficial Software Distribution Network vs Rolling On The Floor Laughing
USDN using their leet lan ping server should be able to rape poor little ROFL. ROFL is without Pignazi and the other people who left to form some other newbie cal-o 4 life clan and USDN has had the same roster for 11 years. Also in 3.1 my old clan NmE beat ROFL by 1200 on rr so that can't be a good sign.
Score: USDN by 300+
Zer vs Lurking
Lurking lost to DSSGC. You don't lose to DSSGC.
Score: Zer by the cubed root of pi times the circumference of the earth at the tropic of capricorn.
UnKnown Killerz vs Butt Naked Gamers
Worst name in cal-m vs worst tag in history! uKz should rape and pillage the virgin anuses of BnG in a manner similar to that of Gengis Khan(correct my spelling and die). The score however could be variable.
Score:
uKz by 350+ if Vegeta doesn't play and uKz records demos
uKz by 500+ if Vegeta plays and uKz doesn't record demos
Red White and Blue clan vs 11th Bravo
RWB picked up Chewiealf from 63rd and WHO is a beast. As a plus they created an open squad to cut down on their 200 person roster. 11b allowed GDF Zug 2 to get almost 500 points on them on kalt. That is not a good sign for them. RWB will de_stroy them in an orderly fashion.
Score: RWB by 300+
Rangers Baker Company vs iMooGamers
RBC has a roster that is deep with starters. This match will prove that they are one of the top teams in cal-m if they can field their power roster. iMoo hasn't impressed me at all and this week will be no different.
Score: RBC by 200+
Final Solution vs Senatus Stupidus Namus
[fs] has a few good players and that is all they need to beat SPQR. I highly doubt that [fs] even needs to practice for this one.
Score: [fs] by 300+
Llama Patrol vs DoD Gangstas
~G~ lost to uKz by 500 last week on kalt. I dunno the circumstances(demos) but that is a huge number for kalt. LP won their match vs a strong necro team and therefore get the nod here.
Score: LP by 150+
Da NiNjA vs Gimme French Fry
Da NiNjA will KILL GFF on railroad. Da NiNjA will be one of the better teams in cal-m once they get into a groove.
Score: Da NiNjA by 300+
5th Ranger Battalion vs 38th Infantry Platoon
38th lost to IAM...lemme repeat that. 38TH LOST TO IAM If you can't beat IAM on kalt what hope do they have of beating 5th RB? The answer is absolutely none.
Score: 5thRB by 400+
Not predicting sAs|pd vs DSSGC because their names are too long and I'm already running late on these predictions.
MATCH OF THE WEEK
Runs Up Nasty Scores vs Dirty Ghetto Fucks
Cope_ says that dgf is fucking horrible and I say that this match will be _VERY_ close. RUNS has trouble fielding six and with smallfry+fluffy_bunny being suspended that won't help the situation. dgf has a few quality players but if DC has a huge game it will be the decider. This in theory if it isn't an ff should be the best match of the night.
Score: RUNS by less than a cap.
Necrophiliacs vs Sterling
I predicted Necro to win last week and they lost. I predicted them to lose in preseason and they won. They will break this stupid stupidity they've been pulling and crush STR. STR is a middle-of-the-road cal-m clan but Necro has the magic stick.
Score: Necro by 250+
New Century Gamers vs sharp shooters
The battle for the basement. Two of the more terrible clans in cal-m facing off in an epic battle of terribleness. NCG has been around for a LONG time so the chemistry is there. They just can't shoot for shit. ss is terrible.
Score: NCG by 100+
DiNk vs Phenix
I'm never predicting p|x to win and with half of eG's cheaters on their roster p|x has to hope North doesn't play. If North plays prepare for a cal-conspiracy in which all of p|x gets banned from cal and I do a happy dance.
Score: DiNk by 100-
Texas Area Untouchables vs GDF Zug 1
wtf SRP stop being gay please give TAU a challenge.
Score: TAU by 1000+ with cope_ breaking 125 kills
mXg vs Potteux Quebecois Amateur de Biere
If this isn't a forfeit then mXg should be able to win this just because they have better players.
Score: mXg by 100+
Malicious Intent vs I Am DoD Squad
This will be terrible for IAM. .mi. is a practiced clan laden with cal-i talent. I wouldn't be surprised if demos are pulled from this one.
Score: .mi. by 700+
Guest Predictions
We have James "JazZy-" Ngan and Dane "Inspectah" Morrison"
uL-myth vs DONUTS
[20:27] <JazZy-> ulm > donuts because ted shotgun snipes in q3
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> OIC
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> JAZZY CHEATS
[20:27] <JazZy-> UC
[20:27] <JazZy-> WUT
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> LOL
[20:27] <JazZy-> ps i'm legit keKekE ^^;
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> BAZOOKA CHEATER :E
[20:27] <JazZy-> NOES
[20:27] <JazZy-> LEGIT PREFIRING
[20:27] <uL|Elusive> NO WALLS
[20:28] <JazZy-> WUT
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> Matt Coats_ > James Ngan
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> at Q3
[20:28] <JazZy-> NOES
[20:28] <JazZy-> I LET HIM WIN
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> YUS
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> SURE
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> YOUR CHEATS NOT UPDATE?
[20:28] <JazZy-> I LET HIM WIN
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> better go update your skill
[20:28] <JazZy-> WUT
[20:28] <uL|Elusive> p|x has better cheats than you now(COUGH HALF OF eG'S ROSTER)
[20:28] <JazZy-> i'm legit KekEKe ^^;;;;;;;
[20:29] <JazZy-> ODANG
[20:29] <uL|Elusive> (D'')=D
[20:29] * JazZy- beats up ted (D'.')=D Q('.'Q)
[20:29] <uL|Elusive> <---Dead (X)
[19:25] <dane`> Myth > Donuts
[19:25] <dane`> Donuts has fucking Scott Fleener? That's atleast -10003492823092 cool points for Donuts
[19:27] <uL|Elusive> care to elaborate
[19:29] <dane`> donuts is going to lose cuz they lost to fuck i think phoenix? i heart zim and shit but oh wow no, anyhow scott fleener will play since he recently departed nsports bench and try to be cal-i but pull a 2-20 preformance
That is all for this week thanks for reading newbies.