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by **Theworst** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:37 pm

During my recent walk into the woods, I came across a shadowy figure in the distance, large and oddly shaped. As I progressed closer and closer, I noticed it was a horse, it was laying down. I knew something was terribly wrong. I kneeled down beside the horse to examine the injuries the horse had suffered. After looking over the horse, the only thing wrong was a broken leg. I took my plaid shirt off and gently wrapped it around the horses leg to brace it, until we get back to my cabin. When we arrived home, I knew this was my calling, this horse was for me, to ride into battle with taylu_b and the rest of the cavalry. My brothers, I am taking this time, to join you guys in this battle for peace, dignity and salvation. We shall fight on and end this treachery.

I am here, ready for battle with my horse by my side.

by **sloth** » Fri May 04, 2012 9:46 pm

Everything will be made clear in good time my brothers. You shall all have your questions answered.

Until then, spend time with your families and tend to your horses.

by **subjecT** » Fri May 04, 2012 7:51 pm

I personally don't understand why you would cheat at a game, or why people are spamming talk about horses.

by **SKiNnTo** » Fri May 04, 2012 7:11 pm

by **Airnick15** » Fri May 04, 2012 6:53 pm

You guys are really beating a dead horse...

by **Jeremy Lin** » Fri May 04, 2012 4:19 pm

Just_Ben wrote:Same here with the neg rep from Yaso. Wtf I do to you dude? Nevermind, it's probably just for general principal.

Maybe cause you posted another pointless horse comment/pic. I mean I don't have anything against the horse jokes, but once its been used like about a million times and you come in and post... I don't blame Yaso. Yaso just doesn't like stupidity.

by **stealthlol** » Fri May 04, 2012 3:26 pm

It couldn't possibly be due to the influx of horse-related posts that are flooding every thread.

by **nunz** » Fri May 04, 2012 3:24 pm

Just_Ben wrote:Same here with the neg rep from Yaso. Wtf I do to you dude? Nevermind, it's probably just for general principal.

Yaso is a cool dude I dunno wtf anyones talking about.

by **Just_Ben** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:51 pm

Same here with the neg rep from Yaso. Wtf I do to you dude? Nevermind, it's probably just for general principal.

by **Narc** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:40 pm

WoW yaso you really neg rep'd my horse

I was telling some of the guys in vent that I think you are a cool dude, I now changed my mind! Now I must join the horse patrol and go on a neg rep ride against you! Consider your rep dropped!

by **Narc** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:25 pm

I gotta admit the horse posts and the old time dialect is pretty funny.

My horse I made in my wood shop last night.

by **stealthlol** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:06 pm

joeledmunds wrote:I really hope you guys aren't turning this into a roleplaying board, because that's going to strongly limit my reading material at work.

by **tenks** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:01 pm

lord taylu_b

Let my crow send word, I have been wounded by the enemy on my journey east! Fear not, it is but a minor delay! Like the enemy, it was but a prick! I will steadfast, and use my magical herbs to recover. For my will is strong as my eyes are slanted. In days beyond morrow, look for me near the whispering rocks! Through the mists I will emerge, ready for battle!

by **taylor** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:52 pm

Dear sir Beasley your horse wondered into my stable last night and impregnated my steed. I am going to ride out to Bethlehem I hear there is a virgin who is giving birth to a child it will be my gift to this newborn hopefully he will do big things. I shall return hopefully by the time Emperor sloth makes his arrival.

ps. Ben your horse looks it has special needs pledge your allegiance to sloth and we will give you a real horse, god speed.

by **Beas** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:25 pm

The war continues to brew, and our army stands strong and ready. For our enemies....if you wish to live... to go home to your wives and children ,surrender now! simply kneel and recognize us as your rulers, and we may show mercy and let you live. Our numbers are immense, our strength is unmatched. For when we launch the first attack, all who didn't surrender or join us, will fall victim to our cold steel.

To my friends and companions. We shall soon begin our epic journey together to immorality. Stay patient, the time is near. When we strike.... we strike together.

by **Just_Ben** » Fri May 04, 2012 11:45 am

Can I bring my horse to the party?

by **joeledmunds** » Fri May 04, 2012 11:04 am

I really hope you guys aren't turning this into a roleplaying board, because that's going to strongly limit my reading material at work.

by **tenks** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:46 am

taylu_b wrote:Tenks we received word from a gypsy we crossed paths with that a lone rider has set out to to cross the deserts on a fine steed known as Hildalgo. The weather seemed to have covered up your tracks we dont know what direction you went into... ride to the east and meet up we are regrouping there, god speed.

At last! Ive been lost within the sands of time for many a fortnight! I came across the mysterious gypsy known as ricky and we puffed on the greatest of herbs for many a day..Until one morning I woke up lost in a daze, confused and hungry! The gypsy did not doublecross me afterall! TO THE EAST! WE RIDE SWIFTLY!

H-YAAAAH!!!!

by **taylor** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:53 am

Tenks we received word from a gypsy we crossed paths with that a lone rider has set out to to cross the deserts on a fine steed known as Hildalgo. The weather seemed to have covered up your tracks we dont know what direction you went into... ride to the east and meet up we are regrouping there, god speed.

by **tenks** » Thu May 03, 2012 11:32 pm

*fixed

by **tenks** » Thu May 03, 2012 11:09 pm

as the blunt smoke begins to clear, a single horse emerges...

unbridled.

unbroken.

unbeaten.

let the journey begin!!

by **Badger** » Thu May 03, 2012 12:43 pm

My Steed is Ready

by **james-** » Thu May 03, 2012 9:58 am

as the wind rustles the leaves, a piercing shriek and the sound of a thousand drums vibrate through the air. Out of the smoke emerges a steed, blackened by death and decay, with fire burning behind the eyes. Accompanied by 3 others, spreading locust, plague, blood, and the bodies of all who stand before them, these steeds move their way through the country side, purging the interwebz of all life.

To your steeds, men.

by **ceebz** » Thu May 03, 2012 8:08 am

Beas wrote:

A battle is coming!

that movie is fucking amazing

by **theshizz** » Thu May 03, 2012 12:55 am

by **stile** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:16 pm

white people.. i'll never understand

by **SKiNnTo** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:05 pm

Thanks for the nice steed! Let's roll!

by **taylor** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:04 pm

got damnit ceebz stop killing off our horses ride with us

by **SKiNnTo** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:02 pm

i look for help in these dark hours dan of house palmquist can you please lend me one of your steed in these troubled times so i can ride into battle

by **c0urt** » Wed May 02, 2012 7:42 pm

I can pitch in the two horses in my backyard

by **nunz** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:01 pm

Somebody left ceebz with the horses again!

by **theshizz** » Wed May 02, 2012 4:10 pm

Nugz good sir, if you would kindly copy paste my glorious steed. oh wait.......

by **kicken55** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:53 pm

your "horse" has arrived [youtube]SEp9Xj-7BNg[/youtube]

by **Badger** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:48 pm

by **kicken55** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:48 pm

[youtube]_RjMSWhGWak[/youtube]

by **taylor** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:48 pm

here is your horse good sir, god speed.

by **sloth** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:43 pm

My horse is approaching... There is a time of great reckoning upon us my brothers.

Let those who hath judged so severely now be judged.
Let those who hath sought to poison and destroy my brothers be cast out.
Let those who hath distributed -reg to others hath it distributed unto them.

My horse is approaching my brothers.....

by **nunz** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:37 pm

taylub fetch my stallion! there is a bounty on our heads we must be prepared!

by **Tim** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:39 pm

jordan, I need my trusty steed, fetch him from the stables. And you have been chosen to light the beacon upon your return.
edit: Josh apparently was too drunk to light the beacon.

by **Jb_** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:21 pm

james- wrote:You should have heard the fagalicious laugh that taylor made when he read that post, jb.

It would bring a warmth to your heart.

oh i know what laugh you refer too.

by **james-** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:20 pm

by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:14 pm

by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:13 pm

[youtube]teHfyby_veU[/youtube]

by **james-** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:10 pm

You should have heard the fagalicious laugh that taylor made when he read that post, jb.

It would bring a warmth to your heart.

by **Jb_** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:08 pm

I have whisky for my men, and beer for our horses.

by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:01 pm

by **apple** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:00 pm

Pardon my absence, Sir Biggie of House Barron prepare our horses at once for there is a darkness approaching.

by **taylor** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:56 am

sir joshbrown of northshire please do your job and lite the beacons
[youtube]i6LGJ7evrAg[/youtube]

by **kicken55** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:56 am

where is will ward with my horse?

by **Jb_** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:53 am

Im gone one week and this is what you kids are up too?

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