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kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:14 am

Airnick15 wrote:And he forgot to bring the walls.

Did he remember to bring his fatceps?

Post by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:16 am

Alexander Kirk, You must tend to your steed.

james- · Post by **james-** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:17 am

your steed is running away with the princess.

Marshall_D · Post by **Marshall_D** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:18 am

Indeed a storm is approaching Sir D of Bo. Linus! Stableboy! fetch me my horse.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:44 am

bonerhaus wrote:How could you neg rep me badger... When I +repped you. Bad form. I was true to my word when stealing milo's gif saying +REPS FOR EVERYONE!

Ill fix it when I can, I went for the +rep sign

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:49 am

A battle is coming!

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:53 am

Im gone one week and this is what you kids are up too?

kicken55 · Post by **kicken55** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:56 am

where is will ward with my horse?

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:56 am

sir joshbrown of northshire please do your job and lite the beacons
[youtube]i6LGJ7evrAg[/youtube]

apple · Post by **apple** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:00 pm

Pardon my absence, Sir Biggie of House Barron prepare our horses at once for there is a darkness approaching.

Post by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:01 pm

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:08 pm

I have whisky for my men, and beer for our horses.

james- · Post by **james-** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:10 pm

You should have heard the fagalicious laugh that taylor made when he read that post, jb.

It would bring a warmth to your heart.

Post by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:13 pm

[youtube]teHfyby_veU[/youtube]

Post by **D-bo** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:14 pm

james- · Post by **james-** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:20 pm

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:21 pm

james- wrote:You should have heard the fagalicious laugh that taylor made when he read that post, jb.

It would bring a warmth to your heart.

oh i know what laugh you refer too.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:39 pm

jordan, I need my trusty steed, fetch him from the stables. And you have been chosen to light the beacon upon your return.
edit: Josh apparently was too drunk to light the beacon.

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:37 pm

taylub fetch my stallion! there is a bounty on our heads we must be prepared!

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:43 pm

My horse is approaching... There is a time of great reckoning upon us my brothers.

Let those who hath judged so severely now be judged.
Let those who hath sought to poison and destroy my brothers be cast out.
Let those who hath distributed -reg to others hath it distributed unto them.

My horse is approaching my brothers.....

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:48 pm

here is your horse good sir, god speed.

kicken55 · Post by **kicken55** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:48 pm

[youtube]_RjMSWhGWak[/youtube]

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:48 pm

kicken55 · Post by **kicken55** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:53 pm

your "horse" has arrived [youtube]SEp9Xj-7BNg[/youtube]

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Wed May 02, 2012 4:10 pm

Nugz good sir, if you would kindly copy paste my glorious steed. oh wait.......

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:01 pm

Somebody left ceebz with the horses again!

c0urt · Post by **c0urt** » Wed May 02, 2012 7:42 pm

I can pitch in the two horses in my backyard

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:02 pm

i look for help in these dark hours dan of house palmquist can you please lend me one of your steed in these troubled times so i can ride into battle

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:04 pm

got damnit ceebz stop killing off our horses ride with us

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:05 pm

Thanks for the nice steed! Let's roll!

stile · Post by **stile** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:16 pm

white people.. i'll never understand

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu May 03, 2012 12:55 am

Post by **ceebz** » Thu May 03, 2012 8:08 am

Beas wrote:

A battle is coming!

that movie is fucking amazing

james- · Post by **james-** » Thu May 03, 2012 9:58 am

as the wind rustles the leaves, a piercing shriek and the sound of a thousand drums vibrate through the air. Out of the smoke emerges a steed, blackened by death and decay, with fire burning behind the eyes. Accompanied by 3 others, spreading locust, plague, blood, and the bodies of all who stand before them, these steeds move their way through the country side, purging the interwebz of all life.

To your steeds, men.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu May 03, 2012 12:43 pm

My Steed is Ready

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Thu May 03, 2012 11:09 pm

as the blunt smoke begins to clear, a single horse emerges...

unbridled.

unbroken.

unbeaten.

let the journey begin!!

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Thu May 03, 2012 11:32 pm

*fixed

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:53 am

Tenks we received word from a gypsy we crossed paths with that a lone rider has set out to to cross the deserts on a fine steed known as Hildalgo. The weather seemed to have covered up your tracks we dont know what direction you went into... ride to the east and meet up we are regrouping there, god speed.

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:46 am

taylu_b wrote:Tenks we received word from a gypsy we crossed paths with that a lone rider has set out to to cross the deserts on a fine steed known as Hildalgo. The weather seemed to have covered up your tracks we dont know what direction you went into... ride to the east and meet up we are regrouping there, god speed.

At last! Ive been lost within the sands of time for many a fortnight! I came across the mysterious gypsy known as ricky and we puffed on the greatest of herbs for many a day..Until one morning I woke up lost in a daze, confused and hungry! The gypsy did not doublecross me afterall! TO THE EAST! WE RIDE SWIFTLY!

H-YAAAAH!!!!

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Fri May 04, 2012 11:04 am

I really hope you guys aren't turning this into a roleplaying board, because that's going to strongly limit my reading material at work.

Just_Ben · Post by **Just_Ben** » Fri May 04, 2012 11:45 am

Can I bring my horse to the party?

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:25 pm

The war continues to brew, and our army stands strong and ready. For our enemies....if you wish to live... to go home to your wives and children ,surrender now! simply kneel and recognize us as your rulers, and we may show mercy and let you live. Our numbers are immense, our strength is unmatched. For when we launch the first attack, all who didn't surrender or join us, will fall victim to our cold steel.

To my friends and companions. We shall soon begin our epic journey together to immorality. Stay patient, the time is near. When we strike.... we strike together.

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Fri May 04, 2012 12:52 pm

Dear sir Beasley your horse wondered into my stable last night and impregnated my steed. I am going to ride out to Bethlehem I hear there is a virgin who is giving birth to a child it will be my gift to this newborn hopefully he will do big things. I shall return hopefully by the time Emperor sloth makes his arrival.

ps. Ben your horse looks it has special needs pledge your allegiance to sloth and we will give you a real horse, god speed.

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:01 pm

lord taylu_b

Let my crow send word, I have been wounded by the enemy on my journey east! Fear not, it is but a minor delay! Like the enemy, it was but a prick! I will steadfast, and use my magical herbs to recover. For my will is strong as my eyes are slanted. In days beyond morrow, look for me near the whispering rocks! Through the mists I will emerge, ready for battle!

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:06 pm

joeledmunds wrote:I really hope you guys aren't turning this into a roleplaying board, because that's going to strongly limit my reading material at work.

Narc · Post by **Narc** » Fri May 04, 2012 1:25 pm

I gotta admit the horse posts and the old time dialect is pretty funny.

My horse I made in my wood shop last night.

Narc · Post by **Narc** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:40 pm

WoW yaso you really neg rep'd my horse

I was telling some of the guys in vent that I think you are a cool dude, I now changed my mind! Now I must join the horse patrol and go on a neg rep ride against you! Consider your rep dropped!

Just_Ben · Post by **Just_Ben** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:51 pm

Same here with the neg rep from Yaso. Wtf I do to you dude? Nevermind, it's probably just for general principal.

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Fri May 04, 2012 3:24 pm

Just_Ben wrote:Same here with the neg rep from Yaso. Wtf I do to you dude? Nevermind, it's probably just for general principal.

Yaso is a cool dude I dunno wtf anyones talking about.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri May 04, 2012 3:26 pm

It couldn't possibly be due to the influx of horse-related posts that are flooding every thread.