1911 Beta

thanks guys

sevEN wrote:i miss you alex/ryan (and miller and ben and jarrod) :'( nohomo

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Not sure why the fuck this is thumbnail sized

sevEN wrote:i miss you alex/ryan (and miller and ben and jarrod) :'( nohomo

Smell that? Smells like a koala reunion.

And wow way to forget about Austin, bro.

i miss you alex/ryan (and miller and ben and jarrod) :'( nohomo

so am i the only one that went immediately to this?

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taylu_b wrote:[youtube]vHAvjaHtlMA[/youtube]

I love this song... also, this was a good read!

(so Alex, the real question is when are you going to give up said "grad school" and come back and alias for iwa? (sorry will))







(pm me)

tox my post in here was for you!

aint no time for games, boy. the game clock has struck zero.

toxinatoR wrote:Found jules the perfect girlfriend for all his troubles....

Reading sure is sexy...

Found jules the perfect girlfriend for all his troubles....

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alex kirk wrote:The ultimate defense for saying dumb things.

Derp, was trolling the whole time~

Alex

Sears

The ultimate defense for saying dumb things.

Derp, was trolling the whole time~

kirk just got trolled.

Sears wrote:No, It was a straw man argument, laced with seriousness or not.

But, just because it was an argumentatively invalid statement (and it certainly was in this context) doesn't mean that my point was factually wrong (times infinity).

You've been posting a lot lately, complained to me about not having any mod power because you were "trolling people so hard", all the while consistently affirming that you'll never play DoD again, as if such a notion is completely beneath you (my subjective perception of course). Now you've taken the time to troll jules and make this thread (while once again affirming that you'll never play DoD again).

I'm also interested as if you are under the impression that all of your postings on 1911 are done so in the sake of argumentatively sound logic, as I'm sure a quick search through some of your past posts might beg to differ (staw men and ad hominem aside).

I didn't bring any of those other things up before to support my thesis, so the straw man remains very much straw, I have no qualms about this, and concede that openly with no rustled jimmies.

But back to the matter at hand, what's your deal? why aren't you playing DoD? what's the motivation in trolling 1911, in asking for your mod powers back? or in doing this whole thing with jules?

What the shit. I stopped playing DoD because I'm going to be focusing on grad school soon and have other stuff going on, not because it's beneath me. I moved 1,000 miles from my desktop and am saving up money for grad school + spending time with my girlfriend. I played this game for 10 years. I'm not about to act all "too cool" for it. I just have different priorities. If I had room for it, I'd gladly still play.

I do this because it's entertaining. The trolling I do is harmless. Do you think 1911 will be a better place without the LuLz and entertainment? You put me to -3000 rep a few weeks ago and I'm at 16,000 now. Pretty sure at least a few people appreciate the entertainment I provide. If you want to keep this site strictly serious DoD business, feel free to give me the ban hammer and I won't interrupt that agenda anymore. If you are cool with this place being laid back and ex-players coming in here playing grabass, then I don't see what the point was of you raising contention.

P.S. unless I'm obviously joking or being sarcastic, I do not make irrational or fallacious posts, or start arguments hinging on a straw man claim. Feel free to search through my posts and find where I had an erroneous line of thought, though. Good luck, I was the team leader of Logic Land.

It's alex on 1911, I should just kill myself now if such a thing caused jimmies to rustle.

Sears wrote:No, It was a straw man argument, laced with seriousness or not.

But, just because it was an argumentatively invalid statement (and it certainly was in this context) doesn't mean that my point was factually wrong (times infinity)........

No, It was a straw man argument, laced with seriousness or not.

But, just because it was an argumentatively invalid statement (and it certainly was in this context) doesn't mean that my point was factually wrong (times infinity).

You've been posting a lot lately, complained to me about not having any mod power because you were "trolling people so hard", all the while consistently affirming that you'll never play DoD again, as if such a notion is completely beneath you (my subjective perception of course). Now you've taken the time to troll jules and make this thread (while once again affirming that you'll never play DoD again).

I'm also interested as if you are under the impression that all of your postings on 1911 are done so in the sake of argumentatively sound logic, as I'm sure a quick search through some of your past posts might beg to differ (staw men and ad hominem aside).

I didn't bring any of those other things up before to support my thesis, so the straw man remains very much straw. I have no qualms about this, and concede that openly with no rustled jimmies.

But back to the matter at hand, what's your deal? why aren't you playing DoD? what's the motivation in trolling 1911, in asking for your mod powers back? or in doing this whole thing with jules?

Sears wrote:So now you're saying that you're either:

a) You are going to play DoD again?

or

b) You are an even bigger dbag/nerd than the people that actually do still play because you'de rather spend your time trolling jules?

Straw man was obviously straw, but we don't learned so good in in The Beaver State so we don't care so much.

I imagine you'll backpedal despite your initial post being laced with seriousness. Because you're wrong times infinity.

What I am saying is in my initial post I never so much as hinted that my trolling is more virtuous/less nerdy than playing DoD, but somehow you feel that's what you read, which you are wrong about.

So now you're saying that you're either:

a) You are going to play DoD again?

or

b) You are an even bigger dbag/nerd than the people that actually do still play because you'de rather spend your time trolling jules?

Straw man was obviously straw, but we don't learned so good in in The Beaver State so we don't care so much.

I guess I do see in my post where I made the self-rationalization that my trolling is more virtuous and less-nerdy than playing DoD. Oh wait, no I don't, because I did not say that.

GET OUTTA HERE YOU HYPOCRITE.

Sears wrote:So, what you're saying is that somehow you've made the self-rationalization that spending your time on this "elaborate" scheme via steam messenger, or trolling 1911, is somehow a more virtuous and less-nerdy use of your time than just actually playing DoD still?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Geez, Sears, I guess I held you to higher standards than this! Fallacious statement is fallacious.

Rambizzle wrote:

Rob wrote:EXACTLY. Alex is a HYPOCRITE.

Rob wrote:EXACTLY. Alex is a HYPOCRITE.

EXACTLY. Alex is a HYPOCRITE.



Ugh I made a gif post.

So, what you're saying is that somehow you've made the self-rationalization that spending your time on this "elaborate" scheme via steam messenger, or trolling 1911, is somehow a more virtuous and less-nerdy use of your time than just actually playing DoD still?

i lol'd

Stinks like sex in here.

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Lucille Ball was actually not bad looking...

Never realized that when I was like 8 years old watching her show.

1) Did not get a new laptop, and certainly would not get one with the intention to return to DoD. I guess saying this for six months hasn't sunk in with jules yet as it was beyond easy to convince him I was coming back to DoD.

2) toxinator had nothing to do with this, jules, so don't be mad at him. I forged those two lines. I just messaged tox earlier telling him I wanted to roster ride and that's where our conversation ended. Tee hee.

sounds like youre playing hard to get



and if IN FACT you do want to just roster ride, you picked the wrong team to win this season

Update:

jules still doesn't know abut this thread.

9:34 PM - rymoz: prob going to cry myself to sleep though

haha good read, he sounds so innocent

play nice

Some quick shout-outs:

1) Jules first and foremost, for being so innocent and lovable.
2) Me for conjuring up this plan.
3) Rob for making the plan better than I could ever do by myself.
4) Pat and Mogers for offering jules a spot on their roster. Though we cut the plan short, your willingness to join in on the trolling no questions asked makes me forever grateful.
5) Tox for letting me join the roster so I could even formulate such a plan.

8:54 PM - rob: pat blocked me months ago
8:54 PM - rob: fuck that little twerp

My favorite part of this entire thread.

The saddest thing for me, personally, is that jules ever changed his handle from Velocity in the first place.

Maybe if you still played as Velocity you wouldn't get benched man.

...of fucking with jules winnfield! Sorry jules. You know we love you. I'm just...bored :[ apparently Rob is, too.

Quick notes:

1) Did not get a new laptop, and certainly would not get one with the intention to return to DoD. I guess saying this for six months hasn't sunk in with jules yet as it was beyond easy to convince him I was coming back to DoD.

2) toxinator had nothing to do with this, jules, so don't be mad at him. I forged those two lines. I just messaged tox earlier telling him I wanted to roster ride and that's where our conversation ended. Tee hee.

alexkirk: You're a hard man to find.
rymoz: HI
alexkirk: I got my new laptop bro
rymoz: play dod
alexkirk: Already way ahead of you
alexkirk: http://www.tpgleague.org/dod6/team/1302/
rymoz: ROOOOOFL WHAT
rymoz: NICE
rymoz: NIIIIIIICE
alexkirk: Yeah bro~
alexkirk: I didn't realize you don't start for them, though
alexkirk: I thought you started
rymoz: I do...
alexkirk: For preseason?
alexkirk: Or will you for regular season too?
rymoz: for regular
alexkirk: ...you sure?
rymoz: why
alexkirk: toxinatoR: well jules isnt technically a starter so i guess you can just start some matches and he can start others
alexkirk: toxinatoR: we'll figure it out or something
rymoz: lol wtf
rymoz: news to me
alexkirk: Well this is awkward
rymoz: i told him i would miss a match or two
rymoz: myb thats what he means
alexkirk: Hrm. Well maybe I'll just take half and you can take half or something. I'll talk to tox.
rymoz: then id rather play for another team
rymoz: that doesnt sound fun

Following this conversation, I am unable to contain my excitement. I PM Rob to tell him everything, and he puts a few more nails into the coffin:

8:46 PM - rob: heard you got benched bro
8:46 PM - rob: lol
8:46 PM - rymoz: lol thats what i heard
8:46 PM - rymoz: like 2 sec ago
8:46 PM - rob: i can't say i didn't see this coming
8:47 PM - rob: you are who you are
8:47 PM - rob: maybe you need that behind the gamer article to boost your street cred
8:47 PM - rob: get you back in the game
8:47 PM - rymoz: nice to see you and kirk are still tossing each others salads
8:47 PM - rymoz: lmao
8:47 PM - rymoz: i hate you
8:47 PM - rob: dude
8:47 PM - rob: just tag up velocity again
8:48 PM - rob: how can they bench you then
8:48 PM - rymoz: rofl it was [GIMP]Velocity
8:48 PM - rymoz: don't hate
8:54 PM - rob: well
8:54 PM - rob: i know there are a few IM teams
8:54 PM - rob: that need ppl
8:54 PM - rob: just keep it in mind
8:54 PM - rymoz: dude
8:54 PM - rymoz: i know youre messaging pat
8:54 PM - rymoz: and telling him to fuck with me
8:54 PM - rob: lol
8:54 PM - rob: dude
8:54 PM - rob: pat blocked me months ago
8:54 PM - rob: fuck that little twerp
8:55 PM - rymoz: ugh
8:55 PM - rymoz: did i really just get cut dude
8:55 PM - rymoz: wtf
8:56 PM - rob: i hope not
8:57 PM - rob: dunno, i thought alex was joking at first but he said he thinks tox is for real
8:57 PM - rob: no worries man you could get ona ny other invite team np
8:58 PM - rymoz: damn
8:58 PM - rymoz: i wouldnt want to really play with another team then :/
8:58 PM - rymoz: i guess im done
8:58 PM - rymoz: unless it was a winnfield/koala reform
8:59 PM - rymoz: gonna watch devils vs rangers
8:59 PM - rymoz: bbl
8:59 PM - rob: dude
8:59 PM - rob: that's not code or anything
8:59 PM - rob: for hurting yourself
8:59 PM - rob: is it

Tried to get some other teams to offer jules a spot, but jules retired to watch hockey, so they were unable to get through to him. Was considering trying to get jules to leave veracity in the midst of this ordeal, just for the night (knowing he'd talk to tox and [hopefully] re-join upon learning that tox had nothing to do with this).